View Full Version : EVAN IS ONLY 20!?!? (less than zero content, see title)
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 02:57 PM
ok... i keep forgetting that most of my fellow college student posters here probably started out of high school and not after taking a few years off... making me abnormally old for a college senior... but still...
MoreWineII
04-18-2005, 03:17 PM
god damned newbs.
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 03:19 PM
i think this might be the first thread i've started in six months. and i think it's probably on par with every thread i've ever started.
god, i suck.
jason_t
04-18-2005, 03:30 PM
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ok... i keep forgetting that most of my fellow college student posters here probably started out of high school and not after taking a few years off... making me abnormally old for a college senior... but still...
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How old are you?
Entity
04-18-2005, 03:31 PM
Evan is actually 20? Shouldn't he have hit his growth spurt by now?
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 03:36 PM
closer to 25 than 24
If you met him you'd think 20 is too big a number.
nolanfan34
04-18-2005, 03:52 PM
Yes, I was mentioning this fact to ThaSaltCracka the other day, and he was shocked. Way too many young guys on here who are making more money than me, and much better players than me as well.
I can't wait to ask to get Evan carded in Vegas this June. /images/graemlins/grin.gif That will be my threat to avoid river check-raises.
Entity
04-18-2005, 03:57 PM
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That will be my threat to avoid river check-raises.
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You do realize that Evan is a nit, and doesn't checkraise people on the river, right?
BTW, when in June are you guys all going down? I may make the flight down for a bit, especially if someone has somewhere I can crash.
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 03:58 PM
why? does he have some sort of particular physical trait or characteristic that one would typically associate with those who are young?
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 03:59 PM
scott pointed me in the direction of the b&m forum... there's a thread started there about some sorta june vegas trip, weekend of the 17th...
nolanfan34
04-18-2005, 04:03 PM
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That will be my threat to avoid river check-raises.
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You do realize that Evan is a nit, and doesn't checkraise people on the river, right?
BTW, when in June are you guys all going down? I may make the flight down for a bit, especially if someone has somewhere I can crash.
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Hmmm, good point. I will have to use that threat for other streets then. Of course the only way I'll be playing with any 2+2ers is if we have a low limit game or something... /images/graemlins/grin.gif
And like ErrandNight said, June 17-20 seems to be a timeframe that many people will be in attendance for.
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I can't wait to ask to get Evan carded in Vegas
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"It's in the car."
Entity
04-18-2005, 04:06 PM
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why? does he have some sort of particular physical trait or characteristic that one would typically associate with those who are young?
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Does being 5'2" and having the inability to grow facial hair count? I haven't talked with him, so I don't know if his voice still cracks.
MaxPower
04-18-2005, 04:08 PM
Yes, but he can handle 3 chicks at once. Can you?
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:09 PM
just give me a chance /images/graemlins/tongue.gif (and don't tell my girlfriend...)
scrub
04-18-2005, 04:09 PM
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"It's in the car."
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http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/6304.jpg
scrub
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:10 PM
ahahahahahahahahaha...
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:10 PM
are you trying to say he's short?
private joker
04-18-2005, 04:13 PM
This will be the POTD... you ready?
OK.
http://www.momsbox.com/upload/goatse_cake.jpg
Klepton
04-18-2005, 04:13 PM
happy birthday evan and entity, i didn't know evan was only 19 when he was at commerce, i remember he got carded
next time you come to commerce we should see if you can get 3 massages at once
Entity
04-18-2005, 04:14 PM
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are you trying to say he's short?
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Did you miss the memo?
http://www.geekfitness.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/evan.jpg
Evan is short. Evan is a nit. Evan is a short nit. Apparently he can grow facial hair, though, so he's likely done growing. I don't know.
Entity
04-18-2005, 04:15 PM
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happy birthday evan and entity,
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Thanks dude!
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:15 PM
i think your sarcasm meter is low on batteries. reread my response to dave... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:16 PM
i'm only NOT wishing you a happy birthday because i haven't thought of a funny way to do it.
Happy b'day dooder. See ya in Vegas.
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:17 PM
i have no words to describe that... it's somewhere between shock, horror, hilarity, and genius
tell me you baked that cake and sent it to him.
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 04:18 PM
(and that is one of the funniest images on here yet re: sir evan... although i'm skeptical about your talk of evan and facial hair.)
nolanfan34
04-18-2005, 04:21 PM
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Happy b'day dooder. See ya in Vegas.
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Ditto. Didn't see the cake by your name earlier.
Entity
04-18-2005, 04:36 PM
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Happy b'day dooder. See ya in Vegas.
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Ditto. Didn't see the cake by your name earlier.
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I'll look into the trip. If 5/10 6m goes well I'm 80% that I'll be there.
Rob
Chris Daddy Cool
04-18-2005, 04:49 PM
who the hell is evan?
Entity
04-18-2005, 04:55 PM
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who the hell is evan?
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The other 2+2er who thinks hawaiian shirts are lucky. He's like a mini-you, except rather than raising hands that you would, he'd just call. And by call, I mean fold.
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The other 2+2er who thinks hawaiian shirts are lucky. He's like a mini-you, except rather than raising hands that you would, he'd just call. And by call, I mean fold.
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Ahahahahahaha.
Mirage 10/20. I'm sweating Evan. 3 limpers to Evan in the SB. He squeezes Q /images/graemlins/heart.gif 4 /images/graemlins/heart.gif and mucks.
MercTec
04-18-2005, 05:17 PM
He thought it was the $3.33/10 blind structure.
One limper is a 2+2er and one was an old, tight guy. If I know I'm not going to get a ton of action postflop I really don't think that's a bad fold. But I'm a nit, what do I know?
private joker
04-18-2005, 05:20 PM
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Mirage 10/20. I'm sweating Evan. 3 limpers to Evan in the SB. He squeezes Q /images/graemlins/heart.gif 4 /images/graemlins/heart.gif and mucks.
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In all seriousness, I usually fold this in a 1/3 structure, but assuming 10/20 has $5 and $10 blinds, I might complete here -- but it would be loose. Evan and I are probably the two tightest blind players on 2+2 (see my recommendation for CDC to fold 84s in the BB to a raise), but I think there's something to be said for tight play from the blinds.
Being out of position sucks in Texas Holdem.
nolanfan34
04-18-2005, 05:26 PM
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Evan and I are probably the two tightest blind players on 2+2
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There's some guy named Tommy in Mid-High who might disagree.
private joker
04-18-2005, 05:27 PM
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Evan and I are probably the two tightest blind players on 2+2
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There's some guy named Tommy in Mid-High who might disagree.
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I should have said on SS.
GuyOnTilt
04-18-2005, 05:57 PM
Happy birthday to Evan! I bet I'm the only one of you jerks who actually got him a present. Jerks. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
GoT
MercTec
04-18-2005, 06:01 PM
We got him an avalanche of naked women....does that qualify?
jason_t
04-18-2005, 06:49 PM
One of my old 2/4 fishy buddies is at this table, so I watching for a little thinking about playing and then the player in Seat 7 sat down. If he is a 2+2er, this picture is hilarious.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/evanmidget.jpg
nolanfan34
04-18-2005, 06:51 PM
Well, the locator certainly narrows down the suspects.
MaxPower
04-18-2005, 06:56 PM
That is a 2+2er.
Luv2DriveTT
04-18-2005, 06:57 PM
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If you met him you'd think 20 is too big a number.
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Whats amazing is that he doesn't get ID'ed 1/2 the time. God must love him in different (smaller?) ways than he loves Sfer.
TT /images/graemlins/club.gif
PS: Evan should have a birthday more often. That would mean more strippers, and more short jokes. Cool!
Luv2DriveTT
04-18-2005, 06:58 PM
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Yes, but he can handle 3 chicks at once. Can you?
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Sure... but 4 would have crushed him. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
TT /images/graemlins/club.gif
MaxPower
04-18-2005, 06:58 PM
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Happy birthday to Evan! I bet I'm the only one of you jerks who actually got him a present. Jerks. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
GoT
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I got him a beer, a few lap dances and drove his drunk ass home. I figure if I am going to buy alcohol for minors I better make sure they get home safely.
ErrantNight
04-18-2005, 07:00 PM
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssspoooooooooooooooonnnnnsiiiiiii iiibility
Luv2DriveTT
04-18-2005, 07:01 PM
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Happy birthday to Evan! I bet I'm the only one of you jerks who actually got him a present. Jerks. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
GoT
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Does two naked girls writhing on Evan with the happiest face I have ever seen him have count as a present? Cause if so..... then there is more than one.
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Luv2DriveTT
04-18-2005, 07:03 PM
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Happy birthday to Evan! I bet I'm the only one of you jerks who actually got him a present. Jerks. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
GoT
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I got him a beer, a few lap dances and drove his drunk ass home. I figure if I am going to buy alcohol for minors I better make sure they get home safely.
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Oh... I was too drunk to say thanks for the ride.
Maaaaaaaxxxxxxxx Poooooowwwweeeeerrrrr!!!!!! Not get your azz over to satellite.... I need to spew chips to make up for my dumb fold from yesterday.
TT /images/graemlins/club.gif
Harv72b
04-18-2005, 07:04 PM
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One of my old 2/4 fishy buddies is at this table
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We have the same buddy. You should have sat down. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Oh, and happy birthday, Evan. Even though I've never seen you, we haven't met, and we haven't really typed anything back and forth to each other on this forum. I'm sure you're just as short as everyone says you are. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
hahahahaha, i just saw this. That is a 2+2er, I suspect he will see this, so I'll let him identify himself (though the location makes it pretty obvious if you know him).
Jason, you need to fix your party images and set them to some other background. At the very least, get rid of the characters. I bet you still have the congratulations on, don't you?
jason_t
04-18-2005, 11:10 PM
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hahahahaha, i just saw this. That is a 2+2er, I suspect he will see this, so I'll let him identify himself (though the location makes it pretty obvious if you know him).
Jason, you need to fix your party images and set them to some other background. At the very least, get rid of the characters. I bet you still have the congratulations on, don't you?
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Yes. And I don't know how to do any of what you are talking about nor do I understand why I would want to. Is there some cool setup I am missing?
I just think that the party backgrounds, particularly the eurobet one, are really annoying. I made mine all black:
http://i5.nyu.edu/~ess269/euro_table.JPG
PokerProdigy
04-18-2005, 11:17 PM
I am also only 20, and a "fellow college student." Nice to see all the young players who have many years left to improve their game, as well as, make lots of $$$
jason_t
04-18-2005, 11:23 PM
How do you do that and are there other ways to change it?
All the party image files are on your computer. You can make them whatever you want. If anyone wants the one I posted, you can PM me. You can edit them however you want though.
c:\program files\party skin\images
All the jpeg files that start w/ "seat" and "table"
CallMeIshmael
04-18-2005, 11:42 PM
Kind of along this theme...
I've edited basic odds onto my tables so I have quick access to them.
(just putting the idea out there)
EDIT: also, happy birthday.
Chairman Wood
04-18-2005, 11:52 PM
Happy birthday! I don't know you well but I enjoy your postings and have learned a lot from you. Cheerio!
Jack Bauer
04-19-2005, 12:01 AM
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Happy birthday to Evan! I bet I'm the only one of you jerks who actually got him a present. Jerks. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
GoT
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eww no one wants to hear about you giving evan permission to blow you
Jack Bauer
04-19-2005, 12:04 AM
HMMM THAT COULDNT BE EDTOST COULD IT????
Intent
04-19-2005, 01:05 AM
Happy birthday Evan. I met you once, you were drunk and funny. Good times.
jason_t
04-19-2005, 01:11 AM
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HMMM THAT COULDNT BE EDTOST COULD IT????
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I don't think it's appropriate to post that without his permission. If people know who it is fine, but you shouldn't be making it public.
scrub
04-19-2005, 01:12 AM
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HMMM THAT COULDNT BE EDTOST COULD IT????
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I don't think it's appropriate to post that without his permission. If people know who it is fine, but you shouldn't be making it public.
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There are a bunch of other people it "could" be.
scrub
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Yes. And I don't know how to do any of what you are talking about nor do I understand why I would want to. Is there some cool setup I am missing?
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Jason, I have the default background to all of my skins and I have the celebration turned on (although I changed one so it's Chau Giang saying, "Poh-kah's niiiice. I love play poh-kah."
Now, who would you rather be like, me or Evan?
ErrantNight
04-19-2005, 09:08 AM
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who would you rather be like, me or Evan?
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is this a trick question? who wants to be short?
ErrantNight
04-19-2005, 09:10 AM
but probably not scrub what with his berk-bein' ways.
How do you access the dealer ? , for more chips or whatever.
You just click where the image is suposed to be ?
ErrantNight
04-19-2005, 09:37 AM
why should you need more chips? just suck out a few more times.
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