I love customer service representatives

[plaster8]

So we called Thrifty to reserve a rental car for our trip to Hawaii in a week.

The representative says, "You are not allowed to take the car off the island."

Damn. There goes our plan to save on airfare by driving back to Seattle from Hawaii.

[The Truth]

haha here is a good one my buddy was telling me about. Probably one of the funniest poker related things ive ever heard, but it might be one of those you had to hear him tell it things... Ill type it up anyway and we'll see.
Note: My friend is very calm, and at no point during the conversation was he even a little bit mad, no voice raising and all calm and understanding.

He took a few bad beats on party lost some money, so he called them up.

Friend: Hello
cs: how may we help you (or whatever)
friend: Yes, this cant be happening, i got AK...(bad beat story)
cs: im sorry sir.
Friend: Now i need to get my money back or how do you want to do this?
Cs: i cant help you ill get my boss.
boss comes on...
friend repeats story.
boss says: Mr. Hairleg (thats his SN) you need to go back to the play money tables and play for free to learn the game.
Friend says hes going to cancel his account, so boss gives the cs rep back.
Cs rep: Any comments you would like to add to your account cancelation?
friend: Yes suck my dick you worthless shits, I will never play on your cheating ass site ever again. party poker sucks.
cs: I cant fit all that.
friend: well just put the party about sucking my dick and no more money.
cs: thanks for calling, good luck at the tables.

[TheWorstPlayer]

[ QUOTE ]
cs: I cant fit all that.

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Best line ever?

[The Stranger]

customers can be pretty dumb too. I was at the bike shop last weekend, and the salesman walks up to this young couple:

Sales: So is there anything I can help you with today?
Guy: Yeah, we're looking for a bike, for her.
Sales: Okay, what are you going to be using it for [to the woman]?
Girl: Riding. Oh, you know, bike riding.