The IQ of your weener

[AlienCorpse]

alls i can ask is that you answer from your heart and honestly

[Brainwalter]

Weren't you going to kill yourself?

[AlienCorpse]

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Weren't you going to kill yourself?

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Ya, but I've been kind of busy lately. I'll get around to it eventually.

[purnell]

MY HAND!! MY HAND!!

[jesusarenque]

Stop talking about my welcome.

[ucfryan]

Yeah that's absolutely disgusting dude.

[InchoateHand]

I'm tempted to answer this poll just to see how many others are actually answering.

[wacki]

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I'm tempted to answer this poll just to see how many others are actually answering.

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Me too, some of these questions are really hard though.

[wacki]

Eh... I answered.

Interesting results.

[spamuell]

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Eh... I answered.

Interesting results.

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I think the poll may have been skewed by a few people just picking the top answers.

I'm pretty surprised by the dog vs fat bastard results. Yeah he's disgusting, but a dog! That's much worse.

[jesusarenque]

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Eh... I answered.

Interesting results.

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I think the poll may have been skewed by a few people just picking the top answers.

I'm pretty surprised by the dog vs fat bastard results. Yeah he's disgusting, but a dog! That's much worse.

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.

[Beerfund]

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Eh... I answered.

Interesting results.

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I think the poll may have been skewed by a few people just picking the top answers.

I'm pretty surprised by the dog vs fat bastard results. Yeah he's disgusting, but a dog! That's much worse.

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How is it worse? It's a FEMALE dog! Turn off the lights, it's all the same inside...

[scotty34]

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Eh... I answered.

Interesting results.

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I think the poll may have been skewed by a few people just picking the top answers.

I'm pretty surprised by the dog vs fat bastard results. Yeah he's disgusting, but a dog! That's much worse.

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How is it worse? It's a FEMALE dog! Turn off the lights, it's all the same inside...

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Except for the barking, well at least with most women.

[spamuell]

I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I'm tempted to answer this poll just to see how many others are actually answering.

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Me too, some of these questions are really hard though.

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You can just answer the last one with a thank you, and then see the responses. You don't need to answer every one.

[Beerfund]

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I don't think it has much to do with his weight as much as it has to do with pee-pee. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[spamuell]

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I don't think it has much to do with his weight as much as it has to do with pee-pee. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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So are you saying you'd go for a female dog over any man? Even the one in Popinjay's "would you hit it" thread?

[Beerfund]

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I don't think it has much to do with his weight as much as it has to do with pee-pee. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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So are you saying you'd go for a female dog over any man? Even the one in Popinjay's "would you hit it" thread?

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That is precisely what I am saying.

[jesusarenque]

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I don't think it has much to do with his weight as much as it has to do with pee-pee. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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So are you saying you'd go for a female dog over any man? Even the one in Popinjay's "would you hit it" thread?

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That is precisely what I am saying.

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What about male dog v. male human? Which would you hit?

[istewart]

Why is 99-year old woman winning?

[jesusarenque]

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Why is 99-year old woman winning?

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Because her opponent is a three-year-old girl.

[FishBurger]

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Because her opponent is a three-year-old girl.

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Actually, the gender of the three-year-old wasn't specified.

[Beerfund]

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I'd do a bitch before I'd do FB.


What if FB lost some weight? Say he looked like this?
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/S/science/images/fat.jpg

Is there some sort of fulcrum of weight where a man becomes preferable to a female dog?

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I don't think it has much to do with his weight as much as it has to do with pee-pee. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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So are you saying you'd go for a female dog over any man? Even the one in Popinjay's "would you hit it" thread?

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That is precisely what I am saying.

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What about male dog v. male human? Which would you hit?

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Human, unless I can still be a homosexual virgin by doing the dog.

[jesusarenque]

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Because her opponent is a three-year-old girl.

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Actually, the gender of the three-year-old wasn't specified.

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Well, I think that is a safe assumption. Just as it is safe to assume he is talking about a 99-year-old woman instead of a 99-year-old women.

[brassnuts]

How bad would a body stink after being dead for 24 hours? I'm assuming pretty bad.

[SpearsBritney]

what the hell is this world coming to?

[FishBurger]

Does oral sex count or does it have to be genital-to-genital?

[spamuell]

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Does oral sex count or does it have to be genital-to-genital?

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Would you really prefer to put your mouth on either a dog, a 99 year old or a dead body? I'd go for genital for all of these.

[FishBurger]

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ould you really prefer to put your mouth on either a dog, a 99 year old or a dead body? I'd go for genital for all of these.

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things. Damn I'm a sick bastard.

[spamuell]

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things.

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Perhaps, but have you considered the psychological repercussions of your act on the three year old?

[SpearsBritney]

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things.



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You realize nobody's forcing you to admit these things.

[spamuell]

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things.



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You realize nobody's forcing you to admit these things.

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Hey! Don't quote me, I never said that.

[SpearsBritney]

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things.



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You realize nobody's forcing you to admit these things.

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Hey! Don't quote me, I never said that.

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Oh [censored]! Sorry dude /images/graemlins/blush.gif My bad (And that's a pretty big bad)
A thousand pardons. It was fishburger that likes 3 year old twat /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I think I would rather lick a 3-year-old twat than stick my pee-pee in any of those things.

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You realize nobody's forcing you to admit these things.

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Hey! Don't quote me, I never said that.

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Yeah, get your quotes straight. Spamuell was the one who wanted to [censored] the dog and the dead woman.

[FishBurger]

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You realize nobody's forcing you to admit these things.

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Posting about which of two or more depraved things I would rather do is preferrable to studying for finals.

[TimM]

My "weener" is smart enough not to vote in this poll. I wish everyone elses had the same restraint.

[SpearsBritney]

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My "weener" is smart enough not to vote in this poll. I wish everyone elses had the same restraint.

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I voted, but admitted nothing. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jazza]

slightly off topic:

how much money do you have to be paid to have gay sex? (take it up the arse)

I need to be paid 8 million

9 if I'd had chilli

[DBowling]

im surprised anyone would have any inhibitions about doing a dead woman.

[FishBurger]

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im surprised anyone would have any inhibitions about doing a dead woman.

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Anyone who posts here or anyone from the population in general?

[DBowling]

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im surprised anyone would have any inhibitions about doing a dead woman.

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Anyone who posts here or anyone from the population in general?

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anyone in OOT

[krazyace5]

Was this poll from Howard Stern? They always do these polls.

like who would you do roseanne or rosie o donnell?

Smell of the dead body would depend on climate/temperature.

[scotty34]

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Because her opponent is a three-year-old girl.

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Actually, the gender of the three-year-old wasn't specified.

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The gender of the three year old really isn't relevant.

[scotty34]

Do we get to wear a condom? How long do we have to go?

[FishBurger]

Are there any assurances that any of these organisms don't have some type of STD?

(Still trying to decide)

[Girchuck]

That depends on the storage conditions