wacki
04-17-2005, 05:28 AM
This weekend was little 500 at IU. Although it is currently nothing like it was ten years ago when I was a freshmen in highschool, it is still a very good time. I hung out with my roommates little brother today. He is a great guy, very honest and very kind. However, he really lucked out in the genetic lottery. There was a huge party at his house tonight, and to make a long story short, six women basically told him they wanted to have his baby. (Some are much more subtle then others) Count them, one, two ,three, four, five, six women literally said to him, in one way or another, shag the crap out of me tonight.
He is the third very close friend of mine that has had that effect over women. It cracks me up when women talk about how they don't need a good looking guy and yet my friend Jeff had six proposals from women. Many of which he's never met before in his life. I can not explain how pathetic the whole display was. After the third sexual proposal, I reminded him of how much of a stud he was, and told him he needed to have fun with it. 5 minutes later, enter two girls he's never seen before. They see him, and instantly fall in love before he opens his mouth. They talk for a few minutes and then say they need to leave, but they will come back. Following my suggestion, he decides to have fun with them. He says to them "Whatever, your not coming back.". He starts [censored] with him. Next thing you know, one of the girls leaves her purse with him as collateral proving to him that she is coming back. It was so sad. Still, I am happy for him. Right now he is shagging that very girl.
Am I jealous? [censored] ya! But I am happy and I can't complain with what I've had. Still tonight was a huge display of sexual Darwinism and those nights never cease to crack me up. To be honest, I love watching [censored] like this happen.
-the very drunk
wacki
He is the third very close friend of mine that has had that effect over women. It cracks me up when women talk about how they don't need a good looking guy and yet my friend Jeff had six proposals from women. Many of which he's never met before in his life. I can not explain how pathetic the whole display was. After the third sexual proposal, I reminded him of how much of a stud he was, and told him he needed to have fun with it. 5 minutes later, enter two girls he's never seen before. They see him, and instantly fall in love before he opens his mouth. They talk for a few minutes and then say they need to leave, but they will come back. Following my suggestion, he decides to have fun with them. He says to them "Whatever, your not coming back.". He starts [censored] with him. Next thing you know, one of the girls leaves her purse with him as collateral proving to him that she is coming back. It was so sad. Still, I am happy for him. Right now he is shagging that very girl.
Am I jealous? [censored] ya! But I am happy and I can't complain with what I've had. Still tonight was a huge display of sexual Darwinism and those nights never cease to crack me up. To be honest, I love watching [censored] like this happen.
-the very drunk
wacki