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LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:08 PM
On day 2 of the monthly monster what are the odds of knockin your woman up if you didnt pull out.

Is this a safer then most time or am I an ass for thinking this?

tdarko
04-15-2005, 05:11 PM
i will find out in a week. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

CrazyN8
04-15-2005, 05:16 PM
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i will find out in a week. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:17 PM
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i will find out in a week. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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DOH! Think I just screwed my self. No pun intened


She attacked me and it was good. She is a RN I think she would know these things.

My spider senses are flaring here.

Comment as she left: If I am preggo maybe you finally ask me to marry you.

I am fcuked

ZBTHorton
04-15-2005, 05:17 PM
It's nearly impossible to knock a girl up while she's on the rag. Don't worry.

Women only ovulate like 3-4 days of the month. Buy an ovulation calendar. It makes your sex life more fun. =)

tech
04-15-2005, 05:18 PM
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On day 2 of the monthly monster what are the odds of knockin your woman up if you didnt pull out.


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Approximately 0%, unless you have extremely long-lived sperm and she has extremely short cycles.

LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:20 PM
ZBTHorton, Tech thanks for the confirmation wwhhheeewww knew I could count on OOT

/wipes sweat from forhead

tdarko
04-15-2005, 05:20 PM
my gf has been on birth control for ahwile but when i leave for 6 months she always gets off it since she has no use for it and we just use condoms when she comes to visit, well the condom broke. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

tdarko
04-15-2005, 05:22 PM
this is most excellent news...for many! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[censored]
04-15-2005, 05:23 PM
wait wait wait...that means you...while she was....without a.... I'm gonna puke.

LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:24 PM
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my gf has been on birth control for ahwile but when i leave for 6 months she always gets off it since she has no use for it and we just use condoms when she comes to visit, well the condom broke. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Well buddy I smoke a big old sshit stick cigar with ya in nine months.

I just couldn't help me self, that was the best ass I have gotten in a few months. No clue what got into her.

Chairman Wood
04-15-2005, 05:24 PM
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Women only ovulate like 3-4 days of the month. Buy an ovulation calendar. It makes your sex life more fun. =)

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It also can totally [censored] up your life if for whatever reason strays from the pattern.

astroglide
04-15-2005, 05:24 PM
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Comment as she left: If I am preggo maybe you finally ask me to marry you.

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hahahaha

tdarko
04-15-2005, 05:26 PM
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that was the best ass I have gotten in a few months. No clue what got into her.

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haha usually it would be said, "no clue what got into me."

LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:26 PM
Whats wrong with crime scene sex!

Seriously if your girl attacked you the way mine just did you wouldnt worry about it either.

CrazyN8
04-15-2005, 05:28 PM
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my gf has been on birth control for ahwile but when i leave for 6 months she always gets off it since she has no use for it and we just use condoms when she comes to visit, well the condom broke. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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everytime I read one of your post the voice in my head is Lawrence (that's the neighbor, right?)..."two chics at once.."

tdarko
04-15-2005, 05:30 PM
[censored] a' man.

SossMan
04-15-2005, 05:31 PM
what? not a fan of the clown face?

LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:31 PM
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Women only ovulate like 3-4 days of the month. Buy an ovulation calendar. It makes your sex life more fun. =)

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It also can totally [censored] up your life if for whatever reason strays from the pattern.

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Agreed I am not scared of having a kid right now. I am more than capable of handling both $$$ and mentally.

I would prefer to be married first.

LALDAAS
04-15-2005, 05:32 PM
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what? not a fan of the clown face?

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DING! I have my red wings!

Pinga
04-15-2005, 05:47 PM
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On day 2 of the monthly monster what are the odds of knockin your woman up if you didnt pull out.

Is this a safer then most time or am I an ass for thinking this?

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Slightly worse than the odds would be if you did pull out (http://www.teenwire.com/index.asp?taStrona=http://www.teenwire.com/sexeducation/wh_001.asp)?

A week later would probably be the worst time, but you never know.


rhythm method (http://www.executivpro.com/victoria/ovulation.htm)

menstrual cycles (http://www.fwhc.org/health/moon.htm)

BusterStacks
04-15-2005, 05:55 PM
Rhythm method all the way!