"spaceman"Bryce
04-15-2005, 03:33 PM
1. Travel on a whim, to an exotic locale to hobnob with deposed royalty and the international auto racing set.
2. Wild debauchery and gambling in Vegas
3. Drive through a car wash
4. Dance the Hora
5. Perfect the art of seams
6. Make prank phone calls
7. Build a model railroad to scale. I also did not build one not to scale.
8. Forget what 8 was for
9. Attend a seminar given by a motivational speaker
10. Make any decisions regarding the long term care of my family members.
11. Tune in, turn on and drop out
12. Use the phrase Back in my day... although I definitely did use the phrase Back in the day, possibly more than once.
13. Eat enough protein
14. Clean my dorm room(mistake)
15. Play Pac Man, Ms. Pac Man or any Pac related games, and thus soiling my perfect Pac-Family free track record
16. Make inappropriate inquiries about the appearance of children with unfortunately shaped heads.
17. Drink any Coke (this was a mistake)
18. Stop smoking
19. Return any phone calls from my inner child
20. Wear any purple clothing
21. Appear on local or national news broadcasts
22. Testify in Federal Court
23. Say Uzbekistan
24. Watch any episodes of Family Matters featuring Steve Urkel
25. Judge a livestock contest
26. Join a fringe group
27. Visit Home Depot
28. Become a despot
29. moisturize
30. Sing Christmas songs
31. Tell knock knock jokes
32. Fashion a shiv by melting down old toothbrushes and candy wrappers
33. Gain an appreciation for the cinematic subtlety of Dude, Where's My Car?
34. THIS ONE HAS BEEN DELETED FOR Innappropriateness.....
35. Unmask Lucha Libre wrestlers
36. THIS ONE WAS DELETED For stupidity..
37. Consult Dr. Phil
38. Commit a felony
39. Determine the color of my parachute
40. Use PowerPoint to simplify multivalent concepts
41. Make a purchase over USD $27.00
42. Smell freshly cut grass
43. Smelt Iron into steel
44. Cure cancer, or any other disease
45. Underestimate the power of cheese to bring a family to the table
46. Ice fishing
47. Reinvent the wheel
48. Secede from the union
49. Reveal the secrets of the Illuminati
50. Jam with Foghat
2. Wild debauchery and gambling in Vegas
3. Drive through a car wash
4. Dance the Hora
5. Perfect the art of seams
6. Make prank phone calls
7. Build a model railroad to scale. I also did not build one not to scale.
8. Forget what 8 was for
9. Attend a seminar given by a motivational speaker
10. Make any decisions regarding the long term care of my family members.
11. Tune in, turn on and drop out
12. Use the phrase Back in my day... although I definitely did use the phrase Back in the day, possibly more than once.
13. Eat enough protein
14. Clean my dorm room(mistake)
15. Play Pac Man, Ms. Pac Man or any Pac related games, and thus soiling my perfect Pac-Family free track record
16. Make inappropriate inquiries about the appearance of children with unfortunately shaped heads.
17. Drink any Coke (this was a mistake)
18. Stop smoking
19. Return any phone calls from my inner child
20. Wear any purple clothing
21. Appear on local or national news broadcasts
22. Testify in Federal Court
23. Say Uzbekistan
24. Watch any episodes of Family Matters featuring Steve Urkel
25. Judge a livestock contest
26. Join a fringe group
27. Visit Home Depot
28. Become a despot
29. moisturize
30. Sing Christmas songs
31. Tell knock knock jokes
32. Fashion a shiv by melting down old toothbrushes and candy wrappers
33. Gain an appreciation for the cinematic subtlety of Dude, Where's My Car?
34. THIS ONE HAS BEEN DELETED FOR Innappropriateness.....
35. Unmask Lucha Libre wrestlers
36. THIS ONE WAS DELETED For stupidity..
37. Consult Dr. Phil
38. Commit a felony
39. Determine the color of my parachute
40. Use PowerPoint to simplify multivalent concepts
41. Make a purchase over USD $27.00
42. Smell freshly cut grass
43. Smelt Iron into steel
44. Cure cancer, or any other disease
45. Underestimate the power of cheese to bring a family to the table
46. Ice fishing
47. Reinvent the wheel
48. Secede from the union
49. Reveal the secrets of the Illuminati
50. Jam with Foghat