Paradox

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

[kerssens]

When I die I'm going in a box in the ground, or possibly in an urn.

[mostsmooth]

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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theres no paradox, everybody (assumption) wants to go to heaven when they die.

[thirddan]

the second part of that statement is not true...

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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the second part of that statement is not true...

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Debatable, i guess most suicidal candidates would prefer a good life to suicide.

[AlienCorpse]

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the second part of that statement is not true...

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Either is the first.

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Profound.

[InchoateHand]

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When I die I'm going in a box in the ground, or possibly in an urn.

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I'm donating my body to science or a medical school or something. Somebody might as well gewt some use out of my dead carcass.

[Dead]

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but nobody wants to die

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Tell that to the families of tens of thousands of people who commit suicide each year.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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but nobody wants to die

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Tell that to the families of tens of thousands of people who commit suicide each year.

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Do they actually want to die? or would they prefer a better solution? Is it not an act of desperation?

[GrekeHaus]

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When I die I'm going in a box in the ground, or possibly in an urn.

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I'm donating my body to science or a medical school or something. Somebody might as well gewt some use out of my dead carcass.

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I want to be cut up, cooked, and served to homeless people.

[adamstewart]

What makes you think heaven exists?


Adam

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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What makes you think heaven exists?


Adam

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I do not believe in it, but if it existed it would probably be nice (not that I am anywhere near qualifying for it though /images/graemlins/blush.gif).

[PoBoy321]

I'm donating my body to necrophiliacs.