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Zoltri
04-14-2005, 05:23 PM
According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids, the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:
less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatoza


It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.

Random Sperm Facts
Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

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Alobar
04-14-2005, 05:32 PM
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

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Thats it?? Thats only once a day for like 20 years. guess im a freak, Im prolly already damn close to that number, heh

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Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million

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actually its like 100-350 million. If you have more than that it becomes a problem (this is directly from my friend, who works at a fertility clinic)

I actually had my sperm count taken, and got to look at the little guys under the microscope, it was a pretty cool experience.

Matty
04-14-2005, 05:45 PM
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

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Thats it?? Thats only once a day for like 20 years. guess im a freak, Im prolly already damn close to that number, heh

[/ QUOTE ]I average 2 a day, over the last 10 years. I was under the impression I was normal.

Dead
04-14-2005, 05:55 PM
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

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Thats it?? Thats only once a day for like 20 years. guess im a freak, Im prolly already damn close to that number, heh

[/ QUOTE ]I average 2 a day, over the last 10 years. I was under the impression I was normal.

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You masturbate 2 times a day?

miajag81
04-14-2005, 06:13 PM
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when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup).

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So you're saying I should stop feeding my sperm to babies?

deacsoft
04-14-2005, 06:18 PM
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28 miles per hour. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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LMAO

GrekeHaus
04-14-2005, 06:19 PM
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

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Thats it?? Thats only once a day for like 20 years. guess im a freak, Im prolly already damn close to that number, heh

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You masturbate 2 times a day?

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You don't?

jakethebake
04-14-2005, 06:26 PM
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the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:
less than 1 calorie

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Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7


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Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

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With all that sperm gargling around in your mouth, you have some difficulty reading, don't you...

"Health" has little to do with the comparison between breast milk and sperm, though I guess that was you being "funny." So this one is for you: "lol."

And what, pray tell, does "serving size" have to do with anything.

Again, spit, think, type. In that order.

CORed
04-14-2005, 06:57 PM
Your two (or more?) sources are in serious disagreement:

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the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation

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Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

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A teaspoon is about 5 ml.

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less than 1 calorie

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Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

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Even accounting for the difference in volume for the average, these numbers are not consistent.

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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts

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7200 teaspoons = 37.5 quarts (192 teaspoons/quart) Even if we accept the 3.5 ml figure for volume, 18 quarts is too low if we accept the 7200 ejaculations/lifetime, which seem low to me. I'm sure I have exceeded that and I'm 49. I'm sure I have averaged at least 1 per day since age 14, which would put me at over 12,000. I am slowing down a bit, but I hope I'm not going to stop entirely any time soon.

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Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

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I don't think so. When I was younger, mine used to squirt pretty good (it just sort of oozes out now), but at 28 miles per hour, it would be going clear across the room. This did happen to me once or twice, but it certainly wasn't the norm.

gamblore99
04-14-2005, 10:12 PM
Do healthier men have more nutritious sperm?


I am straight.

InchoateHand
04-14-2005, 10:19 PM
None of that surprises me. I did not know most...okay any of it. But it does not surprise me.

kerssens
04-14-2005, 10:22 PM
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None of that surprises me. I did not know most...okay any of it. But it does not surprise me.

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I was expecting another Biel pic... /images/graemlins/mad.gif

InchoateHand
04-14-2005, 10:23 PM
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None of that surprises me. I did not know most...okay any of it. But it does not surprise me.

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I was expecting another Biel pic... /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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