Should I refinance my mortgage or enlarge my Penis?

[Beer and Pizza]

I just checked my email and am pondering the choices.

[InchoateHand]

Not one of them is like the other. Don't ask me why. Go ask your mother.

[Sponger15SB]

If you want something to enlarge your penis just PM pocket trips, I'm sure he'll be glad to help you out.

[InchoateHand]

Perhaps you could use the equity in your home to finance your penis enlargement.

[Edge34]

The results of this poll thus far lead me to believe some people are taking this seriously...

[LALDAAS]

DUDE penis enlargement? For that procedure they use the skin of the dead. Nasty!

I think I saw it on Stern.

My hammer is big enough

[IndieMatty]

OOT needs more of this, (quick - funny jokes) and less polls about well...everything else.

[David04]

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I just checked my email and am pondering the choices.

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nh.

[tolbiny]

I refinanced my penis a couple of years ago, unfortuantely all that extra debt bumped up my mortgage payments when i bought a house. Buy the house first.