Best porn movie title based on a real movie title?

[Pocket Trips]

I would like to know what you guys think is the best title of a porn movie that is based on a real movie title?

It can be fictiional or a porn movie that really exists.

Titles that come to mind easily are "Saving Ryan's Private's" and "White Men Can't Hump"

My all time favorite one that i would like to see is "Schindler's Fist"...

[mmbt0ne]

Men in Black....Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other

[Sponger15SB]

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Titles that come to mind easily are "Saving Ryan's Private's" and "White Men Can't Hump"

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Why not just make the title of your post "I'm gay and I don't care who knows it, here are my favorite gay porn films"

[thatpfunk]

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.

Thread over.

[BusterStacks]

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Men in Black....Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other

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Ha!

[kerssens]

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Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.

Thread over.

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Agreed.

[pshreck]

Done Her

[Sponger15SB]

Seriously though...

Paramedic: [ still examining the male victim ] Wait, wait, everyone. He's holding onto something.. it's.. it's a videotape. It's "Rambo". I guess he liked your work after all..

Stallone: [ surprised ] Really? That really means a lot to me.

Paramedic: [ pulling the tape free ] Oh, wait, wait, actually, no. It's.. it's a porn film. It's "Rambone". It's "Rambone". [ Stallone rolls his eyes ] Alright, let's clear out, everyone! Nothing to see! [ Handing tape to Stallone ] You want this?..

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97awreck.phtml

[Pocket Trips]

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Titles that come to mind easily are "Saving Ryan's Private's" and "White Men Can't Hump"

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Why not just make the title of your post "I'm gay and I don't care who knows it, here are my favorite gay porn films"

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Not that it matters at all but I am not gay, those are just movies I have heard of that are spoofs of real movie titles. However, someone who would read into my OP something about my sexuality obviously has some homophobic issues they need to deal with. Good luck with that.

Pocket Trips

[InchoateHand]

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Not that it matters at all but I am not gay... someone who would read into my OP something about my sexuality obviously has some homophobic issues they need to deal with.

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and yet you're the one that felt the need to defend your sexuality. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[BusterStacks]

Nope, you're gay and love gay porn.

[ArchAngel71857]

Holes.

-AA

[wayabvpar]

Backside to the Future.

[ilya]

Cum Guzzling Sluts #24

[pshreck]

Sponger,

I remember that skit and I loved it.

Great reference.

[GreywolfNYC]

Romancing the Bone. (And no, it was not gay porn.)

[Beerfund]

Hairy Pooper and the Chamber of Secretions /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Sponger15SB]

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Hairy Pooper and the Chamber of Secretions /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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We went over this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2153334&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[J.R.]

here's a list from I forgot where

Sperms of Endearment
Saving Ryan's Privates
Romancing The Bone
For Your Thighs Only
Three Men And A Barbie
On Golden Blonde
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Pork
Sleeping Booty
The Loin King
The Sperminator
Cum And Cummer
White Men Can't Hump
You've Got Male
I'll Do Anyone
Snatch Adams
Schindler's Fist
Beverly Hills Copulator
The Joy Suck Club
Inspect Her Gadget
Free My Willy
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Die Hard-on
Humped Back at Notre Dame
Robin's Wood
Batman in Robin
Breakfast On Tiffany
Riding Miss Daisy
Ed's Wood
Legs Wide Shut
American Booty
Field Of Wet Dreams
Good Will Humping
Pants/Off
Full Latex Jacket
Man On The Poon
Young Buns
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
Bonfire of the Panties
The Bone Ranger
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Orifice Space
The Brady Munch
Pump Fiction
Gang Bang Related
XXX-Men
Position: Impossible
The Loin King
Porn on the 4th of July
South Pork: Big, Long, and Uncut
Throbbin' Hood
Rambone
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
Buttman Forever
My Bare Lady
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
Das Butt
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
Three Days Of The Condom
For Your Ass Only
Men in Back
The Inside-her
Ball StreetSpray it Forward
My Best Friends Wetting
The Legend in Bagger's Pants
Great Sexpectations
Six Degrees of Penetration
Pulp Friction
Who Lies Beneath
Womb Raider
Saturday Night Beaver
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Booty & The Beast
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Add Momma To The Train
Twin Cheeks
Gangbangs Of New York
Star Whores
Breast Side Story
The Magnificent Semen
The Porn Identity
Charlie's Anals
Twat Lies Beneath
Eyes Wide Slut
Bang Hur
Bang The Dong Slowly
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Planet Of The Gapes
The Sexorcist
Porn Free
Sleeping With The Enema
The Bad Nudes Bared
My Big Fat Greek Penis
Inspect Her Gadget
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Black Booty
Apollo's 13
When Harry Wet Sally
Das Booty
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Lord Of The G-Strings.

[twang]

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Cum Guzzling Sluts #24

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[jackdaniels]

In Diana Jones

[Fins]

Hannah Does her Sisters
Crocodile Blondie

Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

[mmbt0ne]

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here's a list from my bookshelf

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FYP

[bort411]

I always thought Bad Boys 2 sounded the gayest porno name in the history of gay porn. Surely there is a porno of the same title.

[HighlandCelt]

1 i can think of, and it's pretty obscure, is, Edward Penishands. another 1 that has Ron Jeremey in it is, The Flintbones. or how about, The Boneheads? they were all pretty retarded movies, but, hey, who watches porn for the story lines?

[Daliman]

The Firm

[Alobar]

snatch adams

[Phoenix1010]

Lord of the G-Strings

[Blarg]

I used to work in a video store and saw tons of porn titles, but the one that cracked me up the most was, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!" I don't think Cagney was in this version.

[James Boston]

Honey, I Blew Everybody
A Midsummer Nights Cream
Mrs. Assfire

[kerssens]

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Honey, I Blew Everybody
A Midsummer Nights Cream
Mrs. Assfire

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Al Bundy wanted to rent Ms. Assfire once...they ended up with Butch Cassidy.

[JoeC]

Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.

[mmbt0ne]

No I wasn't! I was just checking if everything...!

[kerssens]

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Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen.

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Holy crap! I just watched that movie.

[FishBurger]

Frankenpenis with John Wayne Bobbitt

[wayabvpar]

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The Legend in Bagger's Pants

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Winner. Nearly spit water all over my screen when I read it.

[mistrpug]

Ass Ventura: Crack Decective

[kerssens]

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The Legend in Bagger's Pants

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Winner. Nearly spit water all over my screen when I read it.

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Agreed, this replaces the Indiana Bones one.

[ilya]

Bonnie &amp; Clyde's Huge 12 Inch Cock.

[ilya]

The Insider.

[ilya]

The Color Pink.

[ilya]

Night of the Living Dead.

[ilya]

Lolita

Dr. Strangelove

2001!

[Chairman Wood]

has anyone said The [censored] for Red October?

[slavic]

Throw momma on the main vein

[Victor]

logjammin

cornin in the mornin

[BeerMoney]

Black Cock Down