View Full Version : Where did this lame pickup line come from???
Raiser
04-14-2005, 11:20 AM
One of my female friends was telling a bunch of us at work about this pickup line that a guy used. I know I've seen it before (like in a movie or something), but couldn't remember from where??? Do any of you recognize it?
Guy: What's up?
Gal: Not much.
Guy: Wanna see something cool?
Gal: mmmkay, sure.
Guy: I have a special watch. It is psychic.
Gal: Really?
Guy: Sure, wanna know what it says about you?
Gal: mmmkay, sure.
Guy: It says you aren't wearing any underwear... is it right?
Gal: Uh, no, I think you need a new watch.
Guy: Crap, your right. The watch is wrong because it's set for an hour from now [this is when dude delivers a big lame grin and hopefully gets to take dudette home]
Anybody recognize this? I told her that he stole it from somewhere because I recognized it but I couldn't tell her where.
Thankya.
chaas4747
04-14-2005, 11:27 AM
Using this line = Never getting laid in you life!
Bluffoon
04-14-2005, 11:36 AM
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One of my female friends was telling a bunch of us at work about this pickup line that a guy used. I know I've seen it before (like in a movie or something), but couldn't remember from where??? Do any of you recognize it?
Guy: What's up?
Gal: Not much.
Guy: Wanna see something cool?
Gal: mmmkay, sure.
Guy: I have a special watch. It is psychic.
Gal: Really?
Guy: Sure, wanna know what it says about you?
Gal: mmmkay, sure.
Guy: It says you aren't wearing any underwear... is it right?
Gal: Uh, no, I think you need a new watch.
Guy: Crap, your right. The watch is wrong because it's set for an hour from now [this is when dude delivers a big lame grin and hopefully gets to take dudette home]
Anybody recognize this? I told her that he stole it from somewhere because I recognized it but I couldn't tell her where.
Thankya.
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That is about the lamest thing I ever heard. I always liked the old groucho marx standby...
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
How's this: "Wanna go half and half on a bastard?"
Or this:
Do a come here motion to a woman with one figner. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, just think what I could do with all 10"
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HesseJam
04-14-2005, 11:44 AM
Guy: Can you count?
Gal: Umm, yes. Why?
Guy: Then count on getting laid tonight.
Well, works for me every time. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Slow Play Ray
04-14-2005, 11:45 AM
My favorite:
"So, can I have a blowjob, or do I owe you an apology?"
InchoateHand
04-14-2005, 12:16 PM
I'm writing these on my hand next time I go out. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
gamblore99
04-14-2005, 10:22 PM
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Or this:
Do a come here motion to a woman with one figner. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, just think what I could do with all 10"
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This is by far my favourite
mason55
04-14-2005, 10:45 PM
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Or this:
Do a come here motion to a woman with one figner. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, just think what I could do with all 10"
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This is by far the most over used
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gamblore99
04-14-2005, 11:16 PM
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Or this:
Do a come here motion to a woman with one figner. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, just think what I could do with all 10"
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This is by far the most over used
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Doesn't make it less funny.
mason55
04-14-2005, 11:21 PM
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Doesn't make it less funny.
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It was funny when I was in 7th grade. Maybe you're still in 7th grade and if you are that's cool.
I'm just sayin.
gamblore99
04-14-2005, 11:58 PM
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Doesn't make it less funny.
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It was funny when I was in 7th grade. Maybe you're still in 7th grade and if you are that's cool.
I'm just sayin.
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7th grade was wicked but there were no pick up lines, just lots and lots of momma jokes.
so if it's not a funny line, than what is?
mason55
04-15-2005, 12:03 AM
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7th grade was wicked but there were no pick up lines, just lots and lots of momma jokes.
so if it's not a funny line, than what is?
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I definitely heard it in 7th grade. I know this because we were in a temporary cafeteria in 7th grade and I tried to use it on a girl and got slapped and it was the first time I got slapped so I remember exactly where it was and it was the only year we were in that cafeteria.
It was definitely funny then. Not so much now.
scotty34
04-15-2005, 12:15 AM
This line was somewhat misquoted. For those who have no heard it, it is actually a little better than the OP made it sound. It is still not great in the correct version, but above average at least. I'll do a quick search for the original version and post it.
gamblore99
04-15-2005, 12:32 AM
mason,
you were possibly the coolest 7th grader to have lived.
scotty34
04-15-2005, 12:33 AM
OK, I suck at google, forget it.
mason55
04-15-2005, 12:33 AM
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mason,
you were possibly the coolest 7th grader to have lived.
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I definitely wasn't. I have probably 50 people to vouch for that. which makes that pick up line even worse. I was definitely a loser in 7th grade.
Warning: This line may result in a lawsuit.
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
And here is a good one that includes a rebuttal:
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: Not with you.
Male: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
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