Your favorite position

[Lawrence Ng]

[Lawrence Ng]

For those who need explaining:

Missionary: Standard sexual intercouse mating pattern where the male lies on top of the female and proceeds with intercourse

Doggy: Female assumes a "4 legged" position where she is on her hands and knees or may also choose to bend over at a 70 to 90 degree angle and place hands on a steady object. Male proceeds from behind with intercourse.

Cowgirl. Missionary reversed. Female on top.

Skydive: Like Doggy except male is laying on top of the female's back instead of being upright.

Russian: Female uses breasts instead of performing intercourse.

T-Bone: Like Doggy except female is holding onto a an object (usually a bar or pole), her body is stretched out into a 180 degree angle (perfectly horizontal and in the air), male proceeds with intercourse from behind while standing perfecly vertical and is perpendicular to the female.. The position is T-shaped.

Lawrence

[adamstewart]

Other: "The Button"



Adam

[Rick Diesel]

You need a choice for "female contorts her legs behind her head"

[2planka]

That's cool with me. It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar.

[Yeti]

POTD.

[Crveballin]

Dont forget the Hoover.

Hoover: Doing a girl from behind like doggy style and you grab her arms and pull back, resting her head on the ground and moving it around like a Hoover vaccuum.

[InchoateHand]

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Dont forget the Hoover.

Hoover: Doing a girl from behind like doggy style and you grab her arms and pull back, resting her head on the ground and moving it around like a Hoover vaccuum.

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I'm writing this on my hand for next time.

[IndieMatty]

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POTD.

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[DireWolf]

And the Hoovers cousin, the alaskan Bobsled. You do a girl doggy style on the top of a set of stairs. Then you knock her arms out and ride her down the stars.

Or the Buckin Bronco. Doing her Doggie style, right when you are about to finish you tell her you have aids, and see how long you can hold on for.

[LALDAAS]

where is 69 followed by the reverse cowgirl!

[Victor]

dirty sanchez rules

do her in the but then rub your dick across her mouth thus leaving a brown stache making her a "dirty sanchez"

[InchoateHand]

Why was the pooper ignored in the poll? Is it just that an attempt at being orifice neutral?

[SossMan]

No option for Chili Dog?? bad poll

[InchoateHand]

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No option for Chili Dog?? bad poll

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[Sponger15SB]

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where is 69 followed by the reverse cowgirl!

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www.easygals.com (http://www.easygals.com)

[Tyler Durden]

Cleveland Steamer.

[LALDAAS]

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where is 69 followed by the reverse cowgirl!

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www.easygals.com (http://www.easygals.com)

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If I wasnt at work.............i would click in a heart beat

[InchoateHand]

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where is 69 followed by the reverse cowgirl!

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www.easygals.com (http://www.easygals.com)

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If I wasnt at work.............i would click in a heart beat

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[Pocket Trips]

The jack hammer- Girl on her back with everything but her shoulders in the air/ up against your legs. Angle sraight downward and pound her like a jackhammer

PT

P.S. also works with Anal /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Yobz]

Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

[InchoateHand]

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The jack hammer- Girl on her back with everything but her shoulders in the air/ up against your legs. Angle sraight downward and pound her like a jackhammer

PT

P.S. also works with Anal /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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You're standing up? with it angled straight down? Doesn't that hurt?

[LALDAAS]

Whrilybird- There is this basket tied to the ceiling and attached to the basket at three pionts with a hole cut in the bottom.

#1 Girl sits in basket.

#2 Spin basket till ropes are tight.

#3 You get under basket.Without letting go of basket.

#4 Insert junk.

#5 Release basket and allow the ropes unravel spining basket.

Good times.

[Edge34]

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Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

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This is correct.

Of course, Cowgirl is awesome because you get the, uh, full view.

[pshreck]

This poll brings up a good question.

Why does TV and movies always imply that men want missionary and women want cowgirl? I never understood this. I like all styles, but cowgirl has always been superior.

[InchoateHand]

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Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

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I'm unclear on this one. Is she lying flat on her stomach, legs together? If so, this is a very good choice.

[Edge34]

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Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

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I'm unclear on this one. Is she lying flat on her stomach, legs together? If so, this is a very good choice.

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Precisely.

[LALDAAS]

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This poll brings up a good question.

Why does TV and movies always imply that men want missionary and women want cowgirl? I never understood this. I like all styles, but cowgirl has always been superior.

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Superior--Why--becuase I dont have to work for my nut.

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[thatpfunk]

The Chicken Cutlet:

Do her on the beach, pull out, roll in the sand, put back in.

[styleish]

i agree

[InchoateHand]

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The Chicken Cutlet: Do her on the beach, pull out, roll in the sand, put back in.

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I've done this unintentionally and it's -EV. (The girl also gave me mono. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

[blatz]

Philly surprize Doggy style, pull out, hock a loogy on her ass, act like you came, and when she turns around, shoot your load in her face.

Warning: Blatz does not recommend this move on girlfriends or spouses that are stronger than you. I been working out, so I can do it.

[peachy]

on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

[Alobar]

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Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

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[Phoenix1010]

1. doggy, 2. cowgirl, 3. buttercup

[InchoateHand]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

[/ QUOTE ]

Hear that wacki?

[swolfe]

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Anyone who didn't vote for skydive doesn't know what they are missing out on....

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i didn't realize that had a name. i need to change my vote.

[Yobz]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Hear that wacki?

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Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

[InchoateHand]

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Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

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Everyone knows it doesn't work well in water. The water washes away the lubrication.

[kerssens]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Showers sex sucks ass....I'm 6'3" so probably has something to do with it.

[astroglide]

underwater is retarded from a practical/lubrication perspective. declaring this, declaring shower, and how you post in general leads me to believe it's more about the idea than the sex with you.

[LALDAAS]

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Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

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Everyone knows it doesn't work well in water. The water washes away the lubrication.

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DING! One would think in the pool would be a good time. Nay!

[peachy]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Hear that wacki?

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Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

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yes the jacuzzi is better and i prefer that for most things...i was being more sutle about the shower is better for anal....

and the way im saying in the pool works fine...dont make me get graphic on this too!! lol but then again im a girl...most of u r from the guys perspective haha not think of that?

[Jurollo]

Left Field

[Alobar]

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Left Field

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not really...thats what most chicks say, well at leas the ones who will tolerate anal

[LALDAAS]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Hear that wacki?

[/ QUOTE ]

Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

[/ QUOTE ]

yes the jacuzzi is better and i prefer that for most things...i was being more sutle about the shower is better for anal....

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With my ex I was a frequent visitor of the back door it is not as messy as most people leave you to belive Or maybe that was just her

[InchoateHand]

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and the way im saying in the pool works fine...dont make me get graphic on this too!! lol but then again im a girl...most of u r from the guys perspective haha not think of that?

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no idea what you're talking about here. water ruins lubrication. period. if you've got something that contradicts this you need to errr....come clean?

[Alobar]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Hear that wacki?

[/ QUOTE ]

Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

[/ QUOTE ]

yes the jacuzzi is better and i prefer that for most things...i was being more sutle about the shower is better for anal....

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With my ex I was a frequent visitor of the back door it is not as messy as most people leave you to belive Or maybe that was just her

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lol, funny story

I was drunk as [censored] and with this girl I had been on a few dates with. We get back to my place, and long story short, I end up doing her in the pooper. It was my first ever pooper experience, so right before I was gunna pull out and cum, I envisioned what my wang would look like when it came out, and then thought about how I didnt wanna hafta grab it and get [censored] all over my hand while I was finishing off. So I just left it inside. When I finally did pull it out I was shocked cuz it wasnt covered in poo......oh well /images/graemlins/smile.gif

heh, she wasnt to happy tho, and I never got anal again from her.

[peachy]

o she shouldnt care....its not like shes gonna get pregnant from u going in ur bum /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[InchoateHand]

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heh, she wasnt to happy tho, and I never got anal again from her.

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Why would this bother her? She'll let you put it there but not finish there? Was she retarted and afraid she'd get pregnant?

[LALDAAS]

Exactly you got to pull out quick and ask her to push it out so you can see the cream pie /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Amatures

[Alobar]

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o she shouldnt care....its not like shes gonna get pregnant from u going in ur bum /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I think she was pissed about the whole cum dripping from her ass for the rest of the day.

Every girl I've talked about it too has told me that is a BIG no no, so I just assumed all women hate it....apparently I was wrong?

Uhm....what are you doing later, BTW? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Yobz]

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o she shouldnt care....its not like shes gonna get pregnant from u going in ur bum /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I think she was pissed about the whole cum dripping from her ass for the rest of the day.

Every girl I've talked about it too has told me that is a BIG no no, so I just assumed all women hate it....apparently I was wrong?

Uhm....what are you doing later, BTW? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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We remember your avatar, why don't you just go back to your boyfriend... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[BusterStacks]

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Every girl I've talked about it too has told me that is a BIG no no

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Is this true? I had not heard this. Please elaborate on how many sources you have heard this from.

[SackUp]

Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl are great.

Standing in the shower is a fave!

[Alobar]

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Every girl I've talked about it too has told me that is a BIG no no

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Is this true? I had not heard this. Please elaborate on how many sources you have heard this from.

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Ive prolly told that story to 5 or 6 different friends that were chicks, they all said the same thing.

It could be a sample size issue, but to me it makes sense, I don't think having your arsehole drip would be a pleasant experience.

[BusterStacks]

yea well why would be any less pleasant than the front dripping?

[Alobar]

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yea well why would be any less pleasant than the front dripping?

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well the front is designed for the purpose, it doesnt all drip out. The back, well its got no place else to go.

[Dead]

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im saying in the pool works fine...

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The pool is very unhealthy for the girl, because it's dirty water being thrusted into the vagina, and all the bacteria that enters as a result

If you are going to have sex in water, you should only have it in water from a shower or a bath, or something similar.

[Dead]

I prefer cowgirl, for what it's worth.

[BusterStacks]

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yea well why would be any less pleasant than the front dripping?

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well the front is designed for the purpose, it doesnt all drip out. The back, well its got no place else to go.

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Hmm yeah you're right. On another note, do these girls that you talk to enjoy it in the back? I only know 2 girls who do and neither would admit to it to others, i think.

[sfer]

Hail Satan.

[Alobar]

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yea well why would be any less pleasant than the front dripping?

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well the front is designed for the purpose, it doesnt all drip out. The back, well its got no place else to go.

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Hmm yeah you're right. On another note, do these girls that you talk to enjoy it in the back? I only know 2 girls who do and neither would admit to it to others, i think.

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A couple of them will tolerate it because they know it turns the guy on, but its like a special occasion type thing.

I only actually know one chick who gets off on it. She can't orgasm unless there is something in her ass. But she also had a really messed up child hood with lots of sexual abuse. And from what I understand (listening to Dr. Drew) girls who get off on it, usually were molested or something.

[JinX11]

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the reverse cowgirl!

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[DcifrThs]

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on top, doggie, against a wall, under water, amoung other things

and the shower for some things

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Hear that wacki?

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Shower makes cleanup easier (and hot water is nice), but if all you want is hot water than a Jacuzzi is the way to go

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im pretty damn sure thats not the "some things" peachy was referring to in her post.

-Barron

[sublime]

you didnt post my favorite position:

on my back as she leaves

[CCass]

I voted for doggie.

Don't know what this is called, but I dated a girl in college who had a pedestal waterbed. She would lay on her back with her ass on the edge of the bed, with me standing up hammering away with her legs over my shoulders.

Damn that was a long time ago. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Yobz]

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I voted for doggie.

Don't know what this is called, but I dated a girl in college who had a pedestal waterbed. She would lay on her back with her ass on the edge of the bed, with me standing up hammering away with her legs over my shoulders.

Damn that was a long time ago. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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That sounds like fun...I gotta get me a water bed.

[InchoateHand]

What do you call this one?

http://nude.maxcelebrities.com/jessica_biel/sexy_jessica1.jpg

[Dead]

I call it a dead link, bitch.

[InchoateHand]

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I call it a dead link, bitch.

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Looks fine to me, bitch. Even after a reload and cache dump.

[Rick Diesel]

I believe this is called the wheelbarrow.

[stankybank]

skydive & T-Bone sound funny. I've never heard of these terms but I think I can visualize them pretty well.

I like missionary.

[Rick Diesel]

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I call it a dead link, bitch.

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Looks fine to me, bitch. Even after a reload and cache dump.

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Looks dead to me, and in a different language.

[Dead]

Now I see it.

It's not one of her more flattering pictures.

[scotty34]

I have a lot of trouble getting off in any position other than a variation of missionary. I definetly have to be doing all the work, and I definetly have to go quite fast and for a while before anything.

I cannot get off having my girlfriend on top ever. Anyone else have this problem? You think she is just not very good at it, or am I just difficult?

[AlienCorpse]

[ QUOTE ]

I cannot get off having my girlfriend on top ever. Anyone else have this problem?

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Yes, I have this problem too, she does a really bad job. You need to train her better.

[Yobz]

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I cannot get off having my girlfriend on top ever. Anyone else have this problem?

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Yes, I have this problem too, she does a really bad job. You need to train her better.

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I third this

[scotty34]

Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have never gotten off from oral sex from ANY girl before. Most girls I have hooked up with have only been a one or two time thing, so I didn't really think much of that. I have been dating this girl for 7 months now though, and she has still never gotten me off by giving me head. Again, I'm not sure if she is just bad at it, or I am just difficult.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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the alaskan Bobsled....Then you knock her arms out and ride her down the stars.

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This play, brilliant in my opinion.

[chabibi]

[ QUOTE ]


I cannot get off having my girlfriend on top ever. Anyone else have this problem?

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yes
its just not the same amount of friction as girl on the bottom

what i like is when the girl sits on the edge of the bed with her legs open while i am standing in between, that way your hip motion is less consticted and you can pound her harder

[Yobz]

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Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have never gotten off from oral sex from ANY girl before. Most girls I have hooked up with have only been a one or two time thing, so I didn't really think much of that. I have been dating this girl for 7 months now though, and she has still never gotten me off by giving me head. Again, I'm not sure if she is just bad at it, or I am just difficult.

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Nope, oral gets me there /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[moondogg]

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Oh, and I forgot to mention, I have never gotten off from oral sex from ANY girl before. Most girls I have hooked up with have only been a one or two time thing, so I didn't really think much of that. I have been dating this girl for 7 months now though, and she has still never gotten me off by giving me head. Again, I'm not sure if she is just bad at it, or I am just difficult.

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I heard or read some damn thing that guys last longer in cowgirl than missionary due to how gravity and the weight distribution effect blood in the organs. In my experience, I've found this to be true.

But, um, I don't have a definitive answer on why oral isn't working. Ask BigSteve about that one.

[Yobz]

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I cannot get off having my girlfriend on top ever. Anyone else have this problem? You think she is just not very good at it, or am I just difficult?

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Also, my gf is like 120lbs and I feel like I can, but I prefer not to in this positions...of the "larger" women I've been with I can't get off at all in this position...maybe puts too much pressure on something or other.

[TimM]

Cowgirl, especially seated on a couch rather than lying on a bed.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Down here in Mississippi the Redneck NASCAR fans are always raving about "Poll Position"

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[astroglide]

i guess i'll go against the grain and vote "anything but cowgirl" because it doesn't do anything for me

[Dead]

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Cowgirl, especially seated on a couch rather than lying on a bed.

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Otherwise known as "watching the game".

[devilplay]

Or maybe doing it anal hits the g spot at a different and better angle just because a girl likes anal doesnt mean that she was somehow abused when she was younger or had a bad childhood, could be that it feels good!

[siccjay]

Dirty Sanchez.....there is no other way.

[Gamblor]

http://richietenenbaum.mindsay.com/?entry=175

[peachy]

like i said i like cowgirl and all...but i rather do it backwards

[TimM]

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like i said i like cowgirl and all...but i rather do it backwards

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Why reverse cowgirl? You like looking at the guy's feet or don't want to see his face?

[peachy]

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like i said i like cowgirl and all...but i rather do it backwards

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Why reverse cowgirl? You like looking at the guy's feet or don't want to see his face?

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its how it feels...i dont care what im lookin at

[Felipe]

DAMM IT . I voted for Tbone before I knew what it was! DAMN IT. Well, I change my vote to OTHER:

SIdeScrew:
This is where the girl is on her side. Bottom leg is straight, and top leg is bent at the hip 90Dgr and knee bent at 90Dgrs also. Proceed with intercourse. Its the good of SkyDive and Missionary in one. You get the tits AND the ass!

[Felipe]

And another thing:

Im surprised COWGIRL had the most votes. i mean, don't you dudes want to do the [censored]. I just groove when the rhythm isn't right.

[AlienCorpse]

Everyone is use to laying on their back on the bed masterbating therefore cowgirl is thier favorite. Its hard to deal with change.

[TimM]

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like i said i like cowgirl and all...but i rather do it backwards

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Why reverse cowgirl? You like looking at the guy's feet or don't want to see his face?

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its how it feels...i dont care what im lookin at

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I'm just teasing but yeah I guess that makes sense in an angle of entry kinda way.

[Felipe]

[ QUOTE ]
...I am just difficult? Is my penis crooked? Do all girls have sperm dripping from their butts?

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what is this? Talk sex with Dr. Sue Johansen?!
Just vote, explain and move on, please. DISGUSTING!

[Felipe]

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Everyone is use to laying on their back on the bed masterbating therefore cowgirl is thier favorite. Its hard to deal with change.

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thing is, i can finish on my back. My balls gotta hang naturally. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Richie Rich]

Assuming doggie position, you cup your hands on both of her tits, slowly lean forward as you're pumping, and whisper softly in her ear, "these almost feel as good as your sister's". /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[ethan]

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Cowgirl, especially seated on a couch rather than lying on a bed.

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Otherwise known as "watching the game".

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Maybe once every 3-400 posts, you really get something right.

[InchoateHand]

I predict this thread will be quoted word for word in the "Poker & Sexuality" chapter of Barry Greenstein's new book.