question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

[Dominic]

answer: who cares?

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[Sponger15SB]

hahahaha nice

[NLSoldier]

It was funnier the first time (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2148578&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[Riskwise]

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It was funnier the first time (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2148578&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

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haha, owned...

[Blarg]

Her signature should be on the back of the check.

[adsman]

That's an oldie but a goodie. So's this;

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

[bernie]

Their hips raise and their nipples get more pronounced. Even then they're usually thinking of someone else. Not the guy doing them. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Why did god give women legs?

Otherwise they'd leave snail trails.

b

[adsman]

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Their hips raise and their nipples get more pronounced. Even then they're usually thinking of someone else. Not the guy doing them. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Why did god give women legs?

Otherwise they'd leave snail trails.

b

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Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them.

[oreogod]

What bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die....nevermind. That one has been around more than once Im sure.

[istewart]

[ QUOTE ]
What bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die....nevermind. That one has been around more than once Im sure.

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nh

[bernie]

[ QUOTE ]
Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

[/ QUOTE ]

Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
.
.
.
.
See you next month.

b

[HesseJam]

Q: A woman crosses the road at a pedXing and is run over by a car. Who's fault is it?






A: Hers. She should have stayed in the kitchen.
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Q: Why do women have a slightly larger brain than chicken?







A: It prevents them from crapping in the yard.
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Q: What does a woman do in a space ship?








A: Cleaning up.

[adsman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

[/ QUOTE ]

Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
.
.
.
.
See you next month.

b

[/ QUOTE ]

That I actually haven't seen before. Nice.

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

[/ QUOTE ]

Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
.
.
.
.
See you next month.

b

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow I am an idiot, this one actually took me a few minutes. I like it though.

[TripleH68]

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their nipples get more pronounced

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True.

[GuyOnTilt]

[ QUOTE ]
It was funnier the first time (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2148578&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[/ QUOTE ]

GoT

[GuyOnTilt]

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Q: Why do women have a slightly larger brain than chicken?

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[ QUOTE ]
Q: What does a woman do in a space ship?

A: Cleaning up.

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Your grammar hurts my brain.

GoT

[Lawrence Ng]

If a woman says, don't stop - that means YOU ARE THE MAN!!

Lawrence

[InchoateHand]

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What bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die....nevermind. That one has been around more than once Im sure.

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I always heard this as more of a saying: Don't trust anything that can bleed 7 days out of every month and not die.

[tolbiny]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Eurotrash]

In Japan, men come first and women come second


(Or sometimes not at all!)

[HesseJam]

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Your grammar hurts my brain.

GoT

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Why? I just translated this word by word from German. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Sluke]

What do you tell a woman with a black eye??


Nothing, you already told her once.

[Blarg]

I heard that one as, What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she didn't listen the first time.

My favorite one, though is the old saying: Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

[jackdaniels]

Good one!