Joke?

[Popinjay]

A man walks into a bar.

The bar says, "Ouch."

[gamblore99]

I used to think this was hilarious up to about grade 10, then I started to reailize I was the only one laughing at it.

[Chobohoya]

I thought it was funny, but I also laughed my ass of at this, (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792)from something awful.

[private joker]

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I thought it was funny, but I also laughed my ass of at this, (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792)from something awful.

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Oh my god. That link is the best thing that's happened to me since the '90s. I am still crying from half of those jokes. That is exactly my sense of humor, and I am now a better and more complete person for having read them. God bless you, if God were to have existed at some point in time.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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[Chobohoya]

You're welcome. If there is a god, I'm sure it's too busy creating universes or something to be offended by your blasphemy.

[Bluffoon]

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I thought it was funny, but I also laughed my ass of at this, (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792)from something awful.

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What's the difference between the Pope and Michael Jackson?

The Pope is dead.

[ClassicBob]

This joke reminds me of two of my favorite jokes to tell. Not so much because they are funny, but I like seeing the reactions of people, especially on the second one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Hot enough for ya?" The other says "Holy [censored], a talking muffin!"


Two goldfish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

[bholdr]

what's the difference between a piano and a fish?

you can't tuna fish!



what do you call a black man that can fly a plane?

A pilot, you [censored] racist!

[spamuell]

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Oh my god. That link is the best thing that's happened to me since the '90s. I am still crying from half of those jokes.

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Ahahahaahah! Me too!

Like this one:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender says, "Hey, you got a wheel stuck to your crotch."

The pirate replies, "Yarr, me ship wrecked in a terrible storm and my testicles swelled with an infection while I was knocked unconscious against the wheel. Can you please call a doctor?"

[meep_42]

A baby seal walks into a club...

-d

[Reef]

how many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: <font color="white"> just one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out. </font>

[Tron]

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I thought it was funny, but I also laughed my ass of at this, (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792)from something awful.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

[Jazza]

excellent linky, i can't remember a joke as good as this one:

A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him. Savagely.