best nick name ever?

[Pocket Trips]

what is the best nick name you have ever heard of? In college there was one girl whose nick name was "who hasn't?" as in yeah i did her ... well who hasn't?

[ArchAngel71857]

a girl in my college was known as "cum dumpster."
<font color="white"> on an odd note, so is 2kf's mom </font>

-AA

[tdarko]

i know a girl in new haven nicknamed "cumdumpster"

[Alobar]

fingercuffs

[tdarko]

wow i cant believe that, haha. we posted close to the same exact time!

[jesusarenque]

I know a guy whose nickname is Tex. Not because he's from Texas, rather because his name is Thomas Eugene Xavier.

[Chairman Wood]

A friend of mine was nicknamed Caboose. It was because he was at the end of a train. We are not talking locamotive here.

[tdarko]

i knew a girl that we called "the dirty avenger" (she drove a dodge avenger). i always liked that one. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[nothumb]

The kids I work with that go to college in the community have a skank they all go to for head. She is simply called "The One." Then there was another one who became, "The Other One."

NT

[daryn]

the best nick name ever is:

evander "the real deal" holyfield.

[JaBlue]

i know a guy named scott recksteiner and his nickname has become THE DOG FACED GREMLIN

[Jack of Arcades]

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i know a guy named scott recksteiner and his nickname has become THE DOG FACED GREMLIN

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awesome.

[BusterStacks]

Slutty McGee

[astroglide]

i lived with a guy whose last name was REEFER. spelled like that and everything. he said in grade school people would make fun of him by calling him "beefer" because they didn't realize his last name was a joke unto itself. best off the top of my head is beefer.

[The once and future king]

I have a friend whose name is Janus. We all call him Hugh.

[PhatTBoll]

There was a huge, beastly chick in college known as Chewbacca. Her appearance didn't stop (at least) two of my friends from having sex with her.
We had it on good authority that a friend's ex-girlfriend had a particularly embarrassing, chronic STD. Her nickname? Dirty South. One guy called her this to her face at a bar and got clocked for his trouble.
Also there was a guy that nobody particularly liked who we referred to as Fatty McButterpants. This nickname was so popular that few people even knew his real name.

[beckham9]

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The kids I work with that go to college in the community have a skank they all go to for head. She is simply called "The One." Then there was another one who became, "The Other One."

NT

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same idea, called "turbo" for her ability to give head quickly

[mcb]

fat cat

[MHarris]

A chick from my town who went to an out-of-town Catholic school was known as "urinal" there. Hot.

[Ice Man]

Nick names are stupid.

[bholdr]

i know a girl that was called 'best foods' because doing her was like doing a jar of mayo.

for some reason i attract a ton of nicnames, some good, some stupid, some vaguley insulting, others just funny:

'bri-bri'- there is only one girl that i let get away with calling me this
'B-ster'- back when i lived with some rastas- it's herb related
'hippy funk' - i have long hair and drive a VW.
'hips' 'hipster' 'hippy-b'- variations on that theme
'B-diddy'- i hate that one.
'B'- kind of pointless, but i have a whole group of freinds that calls me this.
'Beyroooowww'- like the sound of a car speeding by- my ski buddys call me this 'cause i sometimes make this noise at them as i ski by.

i don't know what it is that makes me a nickname target. i don't really mind, i geuss.


as far as famous nickames, i've always loved:

'the golden bear' Nickalus
'the Fridge' Perry
'the splendid splinter' Williams

and it's hard to beat 'the great one' Gretzky
unless you're Ali, 'the greatest'



but, overall, my very favroite is a party SN that i see on the 3/6 stud once in a blue moon:

"CashIsClay"

it's brilliant on many levels, the refrence to Ali, the refrence to poker chips, the wordplay, etc... love it.

[Dantes]

we called this chick in high school "More than a feeling", I always liked that.

[bholdr]

oh, on the bad side of things, we made up a song about a freind called: "cumshot justin" and the name stuck. LMAO!. i crack up everytime i think of this.

[ArchAngel71857]

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i know a girl in new haven nicknamed "cumdumpster"

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This girl was from CT. . . .

<font color="white"> So is 2kf's mom</font>
-AA

[kerssens]

My name loosely rhymes with "caught jerkin" so there you go.

[gamblore99]

Tiffany = jizzany
big guy = fridge

for first year, my twin at guelph decided to give himself the nickname of "pockets" for no reason. was kinda funny.

[Victor]

we called this girl the "sausage sampler"

[gamblore99]

oh ya, I forgot one. WHORE

[PokerFink]

I met a guy at some random frat one night named "Damage" I believe due to his tendency to break things when drunk.

Cumdumpster is a pretty common one, but always good. Meatgobbler too.

[thatpfunk]

Assley because her name was Ashley and she took it in the butt rather than lose her virginity.

[fluxrad]

This chick in high school. Fine as hell. My buddies called her "Electrified"

Otherwise, I always liked the nicknames we used when playing Zonk. One guy played as Sackajaweeda.

Ahhhh, gold old Zonk. To play is to win.

[PoBoy321]

So in my high school, we had class meetings with our guidance counselor once a week. It was always stuff like drug awareness, dealing with stress, stuff like that (for freshman and sophomore years at least). Anyway, on my first guidance counselor class, the counselor was going around having everyone introduce themselves, and like all teachers do, said the obligatory "If you want me to call you something other than your real name (I'm pretty sure he meant something like Jon instead of Jonathan), just tell me what to call you." So my friend told him to call him Cheese. And he did. And so did everyone else for the next 4 years.

[PokerFink]

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Assley because her name was Ashley and she took it in the butt rather than lose her virginity.

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Holy ****.

[PoBoy321]

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she took it in the butt rather than lose her virginity.

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I've known a few girls like that.

[Matt Flynn]

guy at delta upsilon at MIT name was luggage, 'cause they always had to carry him around when he got drunk.

[diddle]

meat snorkel?

[Chairman Wood]

On a rugby team there are nicknames galore. One of my mates names is Babyeater.

[heavybody]

One of my friends nickname was...."hogbelly swayback".... and I named him. Cool huh?

[TBag]

My canadian roommate is often referred to as "Dryback."

And personally, I prefer jizzmop over cum dumpster, but that's just one man's opinion.

[Loci]

Sheet stain

[jlpadge21]

A friend of mine had a last name Jazwa, we called him "Jizwadd", cause who the [censored] can say Jazwa?

[Loci]

One of my boys is called "cube" because he used to drink one of those cube-like 24 packs of bud in a night and then wear the box as a hat.

[Paluka]

No nickname that like 100000 people have can be in the running for best nickname, so cum dumpster and the like is out.

[tdarko]

did she "work" for a baseball team?

[housenuts]

we called this whale named Kimmi, gimli (reference lord of the rings)

[JaBlue]

i shoudl note that scott brought the fact that it is actually rick recksteiner of the recksteiner brothers that was called the dog faced gremlin. his brother, scott recksteiner had the nickname scotty too hotty. we chose dog-faced gremlin instead.

[wacki]

&lt;-------------

[nothumb]

Oh yeah, another one, there was this kind of cute Jewish girl with very hairy arms who everyone used to call Jewbacca. That must have been rough.

I know another guy named Hurrican Hogan for the damage he inflicts whilst boozin...

NT

[bugstud]

my roommate is called pez

[wacki]

As an undergrad I had 2 superhot chicks come up to the bar in my room during a party. I was serving some very popular "Jesus Juice" from the bar. They liked the juice and kept on coming back for more. When they asked me what my name was I said "Wacki", they said:

girl #1 "I'm sweet tits"
girl #2 "And I'm slut face"

10-15 minutes later we were in an arguement as to who had the best ass. We were judging on roundness, firmness, factory air, muscular tone, etc....

I don't think I will ever forget that night.

[NLSoldier]

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my roommate is called pez

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[inishowen]

Girl in college, last name Waters, liked "alternative" sex. Nickname: Muddy Waters

[JaBlue]

i can't believe i remember this but when I was somewhere between 5-7 my babysitter asked me what i wanted my nickname to be. I said "rocket." i think that's pretty cool.

[Blarg]

My favorite one I ever heard of was this one my old roommate told us about. He used to call a friend back home "Left Nut," because he was always hanging around.

Oh, and my favorite name for a guild of gameplayers was "Tactical Cowardice."

[The Stranger]

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scott recksteiner had the nickname scotty too hotty.

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Don't you mean Big Poppa Pump? Scotty 2 Hotty was from 2 Cool.

[lucas9000]

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for first year, my twin at guelph decided to give himself the nickname of "pockets" for no reason. was kinda funny.

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people who give themselves nicknames are the pinnacle of lame.

[Alobar]

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Nick names are stupid.

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hahaha, POTD

[Alobar]

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last name was REEFER. spelled like that and everything.

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wow, it was in all caps? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[JaBlue]

oh seriously? [censored], man

[Pocket Trips]

best so far I'd have to say is a "Assley" for slutty girl nicks and "luggage" for drunken guy nicks

[InchoateHand]

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Nick names are stupid.

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Brilliant!

[EliteNinja]

Dirty Sanchez. My buddy's real name is Mike. Most know him as Sanchez.

[Jazza]

I used to play indoor volleyball, I was called viagra cause I was very good at defense and could always get it up

this evolved into little blue

[Talk2BigSteve]

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I know a guy whose nickname is Tex. Not because he's from Texas, rather because his name is Thomas Eugene Xavier.

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Initials LOL, the same reason I do not get monagrams on dress shirts, because it goes First, Last, Middle Intials and my name is Steven T. Harper. So my monagrams would be SHT

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Pocket Trips]

you think thats bad... my initials are VD.. whenever i put my name on a waiting list in a poker room i just tell them Vic

[chaas4747]

Your parents hated you!

[TheIrishThug]

this kid on my lacrosse team is a real idiot and his head is sort of cube-ish, so we started calling him blockhead. which then evolved into brick as a refenrence to brick tamland.

[Pocket Trips]

actually i think it some kind of deep seeded hatred since i am VD the 3rd ( nose must be high in air as you say third with a snobby english accent) so not only did my grandfather have to go through life with these initials he passed them onto his son who then passed them onto me!

Needless to say there not be a VD the 4th. I am not so full of myself that i feel my son has to bear my name/curse.

[chaas4747]

My family has sort of the samething for many generations my fathers side,(German &amp; Irish) the men have carried two middle names. The two names have to start with L &amp; D. So I went thru school being called _____ Learning Disability _______. My child will also never suffer from this curse.