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tbach24
04-11-2005, 09:18 PM
Dan Quayle Quotes (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dan_quayle.html)

Enjoy

[censored]
04-11-2005, 09:47 PM
Whoah Dan Quayle has a bunch of dumb sounding quotes?

Welcome to 1996

EliteNinja
04-11-2005, 09:50 PM
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We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

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Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

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If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

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If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.


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For NASA, space is still a high priority.

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Dynasty
04-11-2005, 10:35 PM
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Whoah Dan Quayle has a bunch of dumb sounding quotes?

Welcome to 1996

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1996? You're not a history buff, are you?

"spaceman"Bryce
04-11-2005, 11:03 PM
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-Dan
This sounds like something i would say....welcome to space!

InchoateHand
04-12-2005, 09:04 AM
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Whoah Dan Quayle has a bunch of dumb sounding quotes?

Welcome to 1996

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1996? You're not a history buff, are you?

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This was the funniest thing I've seen in a week here. But perhaps his statement was intended to be Quayle-like?

siccjay
04-12-2005, 09:11 AM
Like our current president is any better.