About a girl's mom

[Tyler Durden]

Last night I went to my ex g/f's house from high school and her mom was there and I hadn't seen her in like 7 years. She was pretty cool back then. So the first thing she says to me is "you look older." I said "yea so do you."

Brilliant, in my opinion.








Okay I didn't really say it but it's funny to think about.

[InchoateHand]

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[i wanna be me]

"yeah....WOW you look SO much bigger" would have been better (especially in a positive tone of voice)

[asofel]

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"yeah....WOW you look SO much bigger" would have been better (especially in a positive tone of voice)

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"wait a sec....[girl] didn't say you were expecting!? congrats!"

[Tyler Durden]

These are excellent replies.

[Chairman Wood]

This thread had so much promise before opening.

[InchoateHand]

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This thread had so much promise before opening.

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Even after opening. It just didn't end exactly like I thought.

[housenuts]

best reply = "wanna bang?"

[InchoateHand]

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best reply = "do you want it in the pooper?"

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FYP

[astroglide]

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[Tyler Durden]

Astro, my buddy! Long time no bitch eh?

Sad that you have so much time to make a feeble attempt at insulting me. Oooooh I feel pwn3d. You pwnerized me.

126th in the 2004 WSOP, signing off.