brad
10-29-2002, 02:53 AM
heres a little story about a man named brad : or how i learned to stop worrying and ignore everything
so anyway this girl i dated a while back has me drive all the way across town to 'borrow' some money. yeah i guess im a nice guy.
so naturally on the way back i stop at the casino. i was wearing sweats so i had all my junk in a small backpack (just like glasses, gum, walkman, earphones,vitamins, keys, chapstick, floss, etc.)
so the security girl at the entrance kind of grills me (are those your pills? me- uh, theyre vitamins. her- well they look like pills) but in a good natured way i guess. i was in a good mood so i couldnt really tell.
so i dont really feel like playing even though the top section is just totally filled with juicy games. so i go spin my wheels in some low limit games and win 200 real quick and then go to a different game and give it back.
oh and there was a football pool. 4th quarter ticket i got a 5-6 but just threw it away without filling it out because score was 3-3 or something so drawing dead.
next i look up and safety or something and its 5-3 and i go to see if its on top of trash but its not so i just hope i wouldnt have won. heh
so anyway im playing omaha where i burn off all the chips ive won earlier (total elapsed time about 30 minutes here) and decide to get into a players 21 game which i have only played 2 hands ever(thought it was blackjack back when casino had player banked blackjack). (its a total sucker game).
so anyway play a couple hands, new dealer comes in and i tell her if i dont win my wife wont let me play anymore. so the dealer gives me three 21's in a row and i win 1500. jackpot thingee).
lady to my left (who gets 250 for being at table) runs out of money so i say here ill loan you 50 (10 dollars a hand) and she says no just 10. she loses. 20 minutes later still havent got paid and shes sitting there so i give here 10 more. we get paid and she goes to cash out (shes paid in chips) and then comes back and i say well you owe me 20, and she says, no i owe you 10. i say well you owe me 20 but you can just give me 10. (actually we verbally jousted a bit cause i couldnt understand what she was saying.) so finally she admits she owes me 20 but i come down and am
willing to accept 10. so i give her ten dollars (she only has 20's) and she gives me a 20. but im a nice guy so it doesnt bother me and also i just won 1500.
well really 1300 cause i tipped 200. so the dealer i tipped i see her later playing 30/60 stud but it doesnt really bother me cause im a nice guy and anyway maybe shell win.
on the way out i see a dealer (female) at the atm and i tell her i won jackpot and she asks me for money but i find out shes stuck (bad in 20/40 game) so i just give her advice to come back another day (i expound on that as to why) and dont give her money cause im a nice guy and dont want to contribute to her loss.
well thats what its like for me at the casino.
brad
so anyway this girl i dated a while back has me drive all the way across town to 'borrow' some money. yeah i guess im a nice guy.
so naturally on the way back i stop at the casino. i was wearing sweats so i had all my junk in a small backpack (just like glasses, gum, walkman, earphones,vitamins, keys, chapstick, floss, etc.)
so the security girl at the entrance kind of grills me (are those your pills? me- uh, theyre vitamins. her- well they look like pills) but in a good natured way i guess. i was in a good mood so i couldnt really tell.
so i dont really feel like playing even though the top section is just totally filled with juicy games. so i go spin my wheels in some low limit games and win 200 real quick and then go to a different game and give it back.
oh and there was a football pool. 4th quarter ticket i got a 5-6 but just threw it away without filling it out because score was 3-3 or something so drawing dead.
next i look up and safety or something and its 5-3 and i go to see if its on top of trash but its not so i just hope i wouldnt have won. heh
so anyway im playing omaha where i burn off all the chips ive won earlier (total elapsed time about 30 minutes here) and decide to get into a players 21 game which i have only played 2 hands ever(thought it was blackjack back when casino had player banked blackjack). (its a total sucker game).
so anyway play a couple hands, new dealer comes in and i tell her if i dont win my wife wont let me play anymore. so the dealer gives me three 21's in a row and i win 1500. jackpot thingee).
lady to my left (who gets 250 for being at table) runs out of money so i say here ill loan you 50 (10 dollars a hand) and she says no just 10. she loses. 20 minutes later still havent got paid and shes sitting there so i give here 10 more. we get paid and she goes to cash out (shes paid in chips) and then comes back and i say well you owe me 20, and she says, no i owe you 10. i say well you owe me 20 but you can just give me 10. (actually we verbally jousted a bit cause i couldnt understand what she was saying.) so finally she admits she owes me 20 but i come down and am
willing to accept 10. so i give her ten dollars (she only has 20's) and she gives me a 20. but im a nice guy so it doesnt bother me and also i just won 1500.
well really 1300 cause i tipped 200. so the dealer i tipped i see her later playing 30/60 stud but it doesnt really bother me cause im a nice guy and anyway maybe shell win.
on the way out i see a dealer (female) at the atm and i tell her i won jackpot and she asks me for money but i find out shes stuck (bad in 20/40 game) so i just give her advice to come back another day (i expound on that as to why) and dont give her money cause im a nice guy and dont want to contribute to her loss.
well thats what its like for me at the casino.
brad