Who here is Asian?

[EliteNinja]

I'm Chinese, but born in Vancouver.

[InchoateHand]

It doesn't matter what you write, you aren't getting the white chicks---all the fat, pasty, white guys already decided that in another thread.

[Ianco15]

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Who here is Asian?

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Hopefully no one. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[bholdr]

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It doesn't matter what you write, you aren't getting the white chicks---all the fat, pasty, white guys already decided that in another thread.

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YESSSSSSS!

NH, sir.

[GuyOnTilt]

Bitches.

GoT

[bholdr]

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Bitches.

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[DBowling]

not me, but sometimes i wish i were

[bholdr]

"I ain't black, but there's a whole lotsa times i wish i could say i ain't white"

-Frank "greatest goddamn musician ever" "motherfukin" ZAPPA.

[DBowling]

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"I ain't black, but there's a whole lotsa times i wish i could say i ain't white"

-Frank "greatest goddamn musician ever" "motherfukin" ZAPPA.

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wow thats pretty [censored] good, ive heard of him, but never heard of any of his music, i guess its time i d/l some

[toss]

I'm Cambodian born in LA. I aim to be the first Cambodian to not lose everything over gambling.

Donut King (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-donutking19jan19,0,794577.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

[bholdr]

BUY the albums. there are worth every penny. this particular sonr was one of his most-serious ever, and was wtitten in response to the riots in watts.

"And further they assert
That any show they'll interrupt
To bring you news if it comes up
They say that if the place blows up
They will be the first to tell,
Because the boys they got downtown
Are workin' hard and doin' swell,
And if anybody gets the news
Before it hits the street,
They say that no one blabs it faster
Their coverage can't be beat

And if another woman driver
Gets machine-gunned from her seat
They'll send some joker with a brownie
And you'll see it all complete...


...You know we got to sit around at home
And watch this thing begin
But I bet there won't be many live
To see it really end
'Cause the fire in the street
Ain't like the fire in the heart
And in the eyes of all these people
Don't you know that this could start
On any street in any town
In any state if any clown
Decides that now's the time to fight
For some ideal he thinks is right
And if a million more agree
There ain't no Great Society
As it applies to you and me
Our country isn't free
And the law refuses to see
If all that you can ever be
Is just a lousy jan-i-tor
Unless your uncle owns a store
You know that five in every four
Just won't amount to nothin' more
Than watchin' the rats go 'cross the floor
And make up songs about being poor"


-from "trouble every day".


and on a lighter note:

"You know, your mama and your daddy
Saying I'm no good to you
They call me dirty from the alley
Till I don't know what to do
I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage and
Your mama jumped out, screamin'
"Don't come back no more"
I can't take it
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad"

my gitaur wants to kill yer mamma.


he was one of the most prolific songwriters ever- over sixty studio albums ranging from rock to blues to classical to jazz. in fact, he locked himself in his basement for a week with a moog ans made an album called "jazz from hell" it won the "best jazz album" grammy. his band "the mothers of invention" would often be playing in a half dozen time signuters, at the same time. somehow, he made it work.


most highly reccomended albums:

weasels ripped my flesh
strictly commercial (a comp)
ABSOLUTELY FREE- a must for any rock fan
shut up and play yer guitar- he was a gituarist on a level with page, hendrix, etc...
Sheik yer booty
bongo fury
thing-fish

[Jeff W]

Good read. Poignant, but unintentionally hilarious:

"I don't know who I am right now," he said. "I say, 'Ted, who are you?' I really don't know."

The best part is that his name is not really Ted.

[jakethebake]

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I'm Chinese, but born in Vancouver.

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So Asian Canadian?

[zaxx19]

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So Asian Canadian?


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No, typical Vancouverite.

[oddjob]

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I'm Chinese, but born in Vancouver.

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So Asian Canadian?

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that would be canasian, no?

[oddjob]

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It doesn't matter what you write, you aren't getting the white chicks---all the fat, pasty, white guys already decided that in another thread.

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is it weird that i'm an asian that is very not attracted to most asian girls?

i've only dated white girls. it ain't easy i'll tell you that. and if you're not a twinkie, i'm guess you're SOL.

[Isura]

Not east asian, but I'm Sri Lankan.

[EliteNinja]

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I'm Chinese, but born in Vancouver.

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So Asian Canadian?

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that would be canasian, no?

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lmao
Good one!