What is your real name?

[Sponger15SB]

Mine is Andy.

[[censored]]

Hi Andy

Mine is Jeremy

[daryn]

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[Michael Davis]

Michael

[gamblore99]

adam

[ThaSaltCracka]

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[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Michael

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of course two of the first three people to respond are daryn and michael.....lol

[Boris]

Bearcat

[BusterStacks]

Mine is Chris.

[InchoateHand]

Saul.

Nothumb (Dave) always refers to me by it anyway, so its not exactly a secret.

[shant]

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[Vince Young]

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[ClaytonN]

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I just want to take this opportunity and lamely say:

POOH-BAH! OMG WOOTAGE!

[Sponger15SB]

wait, your name is shant??

[ThaSaltCracka]

my name is actually John, you would know that if you looked at my bio.

[JaBlue]

George Clooney

[tinga81]

Lance Uppercut

[jaxUp]

Brad. I think there are a lot of us...I've seen at least 5

[MarkL444]

the jokes in this thread arent even close to funny.

btw im Mark

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
the jokes in this thread arent even close to funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

If people wanted to be funny, any of these would have been fine:

Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful.


Max Power would not have been funny though.

[Chairman Wood]

Your name is Kim?

[Slacker13]

Mine is jon

[bugstud]

name's Jameson

[tdarko]

my name is ryan.

[Dead]

Hi, I'm Jake.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
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the jokes in this thread arent even close to funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

If people wanted to be funny, any of these would have been fine:

Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful.


Max Power would not have been funny though.

[/ QUOTE ]
How about Hootie McBoob?

I'm Jason.

[DBowling]

DBowling

oops, i see that joke has already been done. my name is devon

[scott8]

Scott

[fluxrad]

My name is...

Shake-zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah.
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya!
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop.
Meatwad you're up next, with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star. Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus
Ha, check-check it, yeah
'Cuz we are tha Aqua Teenz, make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna scream!
'Cuz we are tha Aqua Teenz, make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Numba one in tha hood, G

[mantasm]

BRIANTASM (yes it's all caps)

[pokerjo22]

Its not Jo /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[SackUp]

Josh

[Klepton]

Carlo, but right now it's "Carlo is Drunk and Likes Hugs"

[jason_t]

I'm Jason.

[InchoateHand]

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[htc1278]

Mark

[Lawrence Ng]

Lawrence

[GuyOnTilt]

I win weirdest name. Brighten Taloff.

GoT

[bholdr]

Max power.

just kidding, it's Hercules J Rockefeller.

[InchoateHand]

That was [censored] weird. It was there, and then it wasn't, and then you edited the original. Good [censored] thing I'm not in GoT's boat or I'd be all sorts of [censored] confused about now.

[InchoateHand]

He just did it again, rat bastard.

[jason_t]

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[InchoateHand]

Okay, I was afraid this one was going to disappear as I clicked it too...

[chabibi]

doron

[GrekeHaus]

I once knew someone who changed his middle name from Thomas to Qthomas, so that his middle initial would be Q. Then, when people asked him what the Q stood for, he said "Thomas".

Also, I'm Brendon.

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]
I once knew someone who changed his middle name from Thomas to Qthomas, so that his middle initial would be Q. Then, when people asked him what the Q stood for, he said "Thomas".


[/ QUOTE ]

POTD.

(And my name is Zach).

[theredwave]

[ QUOTE ]
Andy

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[Redmen62]

Evan.

[partygirluk]

The name is Bro, Sup Bro.

[ddollevoet]

Dan

[CCx]

[ QUOTE ]
Mine is Chris.

[/ QUOTE ]

[tbach24]

Ted. Real name is Edward, not Theodore.

[theBruiser500]

Fluflam

[Jack of Arcades]

Jack.

[Bluffoon]

Jimmy

[jakethebake]

Jake

[sublime]

jerome

[bd8802]

Bryan

[nothumb]

[ QUOTE ]
Nothumb (Dave) always refers to me by it anyway, so its not exactly a secret.

[/ QUOTE ]

They just think I'm crazy and I'm talking to myself.

Also, thank you for stealing my thunder. I was TOTALLY gonna say my own name.

NT

[Jack of Arcades]

Get the [censored] out. Get the [censored] out! You just blew my [censored] mind.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Steven

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Adolph O'Nipples.

At least that's the name several CD clubs had for me when I was in college.

[sfer]

I am Spartacus.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Eric.

[PoBoy321]

I just realized that I'm the first Tom to answer this thread.

BTW, my name's Tom.

[zaxx19]

No, Im Spartacus.......

[SomethingClever]

Ben Affleck

[ZeeJustin]

&lt;---- (Justin, not Zee)

[Isura]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;---

[/ QUOTE ]

[Dr. Strangelove]

Connor

[SpearsBritney]

Phil Hellmuth

[tripdad]

my name is Jarrod. yes, Jarrod. clearly the oddest name so far for a white american poster. (named after Jarrod Barkley from the TV western, "Big Valley")

cheers!

[pokerstudAA]

Zack

What up?

[JinX11]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm Jason.

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[Shilly]

Evan.

[mmbt0ne]

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my name is ryan

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anderson (usually more anderson than ryan though. too many ryans around these parts)

[Loci]

"My name is Enrico Palini... I know what you are thinking! Enrico is a girrrls name!"
-Rowan Atkinson, Rat Race

[tbach24]

2 of the 4 kids that I went to school with who were from ATL were named Ryan so I can vouch for you there.

[Loci]

Luchs

[Sooga]

Mark... but that was my slave name.

[Sooga]

so your name's srinivasa? ha ha

[WC64]

Josh

[Zeno]

.


Call me Ishmael.


.

[jason_t]

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so your name's srinivasa? ha ha

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Nice catch.

[1337 skills]

I'm shocked that no one named Mat, Matt or Matthew has replied yet.

I'm Mat.

[Tyler Durden]

YASER!

[Beer and Pizza]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm shocked that no one named Mat, Matt or Matthew has replied yet.

I'm Mat.

[/ QUOTE ]

Around here, Mat = power. The power to ban accounts and make grown men cry.

I'm afraid of Mat.

Mat, please don't hurt me. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[lucas9000]

mine should be obvious.

[SinCityGuy]

Brett.

[wacki]

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[MEbenhoe]

Despite popular belief from 2+2ers I've met in person, my name is not Ben. I'm Matt.

[CrazyN8]

I'm Batman...


okay...really it's Nate (thus N8)

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Despite popular belief from 2+2ers I've met in person, my name is not Ben. I'm Matt.

[/ QUOTE ]

How does everyone say MEbenhoe when they read his posts? It really confuses me.

[bugstud]

me bein' ho?

[MEbenhoe]

[ QUOTE ]
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Despite popular belief from 2+2ers I've met in person, my name is not Ben. I'm Matt.

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How does everyone say MEbenhoe when they read his posts? It really confuses me.

[/ QUOTE ]

because this has caused confusion with every 2+2er i've met:

MEbenhoe stands for my real name Matt Ebenhoe, last name being pronounced... long e - ben - hoe

[eric5148]

&lt;--- without the numbers.

[Beerfund]

My mom went into labor while watching Kramer v. Kramer.

[skoal2k4]

I'm Cliff, and this is my buddy Norm

[TimM]

You'd never guess...

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
wait, your name is shant??

[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, it's pronounced like Sean with a T at the end. It usually becomes Sean or John at loud bars, restaurants, or parties.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
wait, your name is shant??

[/ QUOTE ]
Yeah, it's pronounced like Sean with a T at the end. It usually becomes Sean or John at loud bars, restaurants, or parties.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your parents couldn't just name you Sean? It just had to be Shant?? Why even Shant? Did they know someobdy named shant and named you after them, or were they trying to call you Sean but they are just bad spellers?

[shant]

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wait, your name is shant??

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Yeah, it's pronounced like Sean with a T at the end. It usually becomes Sean or John at loud bars, restaurants, or parties.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your parents couldn't just name you Sean? It just had to be Shant?? Why even Shant? Did they know someobdy named shant and named you after them, or were they trying to call you Sean but they are just bad spellers?

[/ QUOTE ]
Hahaha, it's an common Armenian name. My Dad is Armenian. I believe it means "lightning" and there is a famous Armenian writer named Shant.

["spaceman"Bryce]

My name is Bryce. shhhhhhhhh.

[partygirluk]

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mine should be obvious.

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No offence, but obvious is a pretty crappy name.

[kerssens]

Scott...with two "t"'s....never trust a one "t" Scot.

[i wanna be me]

[ QUOTE ]
I once knew someone who changed his middle name from Thomas to Qthomas, so that his middle initial would be Q. Then, when people asked him what the Q stood for, he said "Thomas".

[/ QUOTE ]

that's awesome! i'm chris....

[LAGmaniac]

[ QUOTE ]
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I'm shocked that no one named Mat, Matt or Matthew has replied yet.

I'm Mat.

[/ QUOTE ]

Around here, Mat = power. The power to ban accounts and make grown men cry.

I'm afraid of Mat.

Mat, please don't hurt me. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

never trust a one "t" Matt

[cnfuzzd]

my first name is peace

thanks to bison

peace

john nickle

[morgan180]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;--- without the numbers.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Dominic]

strangely enough, mine's Dominic

[CCass]

Another Chris here. You guys will never guess the first 4 letters of my last name...lol

[Mars357]

Mark with a 'k'

Never trust a Mark with a 'c' (marc)

[DireWolf]

Richardson Charles, but i go by Charlie

[Edge34]

[ QUOTE ]
Despite popular belief from 2+2ers I've met in person, my name is not Ben. I'm Matt.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm going to assume I'm not the only one? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Hi everyone else, my name is Brandon.

[Alobar]

Guadalupe

[wh1t3bread]

[ QUOTE ]
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I'm Jason.

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[afk]

Hello, I am Aaron.

[MEbenhoe]

[ QUOTE ]
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Despite popular belief from 2+2ers I've met in person, my name is not Ben. I'm Matt.

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I'm going to assume I'm not the only one? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif



[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, there have been others.

[FishNChips]

[ QUOTE ]
Hi Andy

Mine is Jeremy

[/ QUOTE ]

Mine is Andy...
I have a Brother named Jeremy
and I have a brother in law named Jeremy

both Jeremy's happen to be married to Christy's... I have no idea how my daughter is going to keep track of that...

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Never trust a Mark with a 'c' (marc)

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Wow its a good thing you spelled that out at the end, or else I would have been totally lost on how to spell "Mark with a 'c' "

/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[pshreck]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Never trust a Mark with a 'c' (marc)

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow its a good thing you spelled that out at the end, or else I would have been totally lost on how to spell "Mark with a 'c' "

/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Cark

[Loci]

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Wow its a good thing you spelled that out at the end, or else I would have been totally lost on how to spell "Mark with a 'c' "




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Cark

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Mcrk?

[AbelM]

Abel /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[OrangeHeat]

Adam

[Slow Play Ray]

Ray (or Andy, if you were to ask anyone in my family)

[Duke]

[ QUOTE ]
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Wow its a good thing you spelled that out at the end, or else I would have been totally lost on how to spell "Mark with a 'c' "




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Cark

[/ QUOTE ]

Mcrk?

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Markc

~D

[RYL]

&lt;-------Richard

[deacsoft]

Timothy.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Mine is Chris.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

[deacsoft]

[ QUOTE ]
Timothy.

[/ QUOTE ]

But everyone calls me "Deac" or "Deacon".

[Suited Deuce]

Brian

[swolfe]

Stephen. Never trust a Steven with a 'v'.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Stephen. Never trust a Steven with a 'v'.

[/ QUOTE ]

o.k. Steffen.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
my first name is peace

thanks to bison

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]

best reply yet

[beerbandit]

robert = rob

not bob


cheers

[M2d]

God Shamgod

[mason55]

&lt;----

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;----

[/ QUOTE ]

What's the 55?

[mason55]

The story behind the 55 is that i'm actualy Mason the Fifth (as in father, grandpa, great grandpa, great great grandpa). None of us have middle names either.

So anyways mason5 was too common for message boards and [censored] like yahoo and aim. thus this.

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
The story behind the 55 is that i'm actualy Mason the Fifth (as in father, grandpa, great grandpa, great great grandpa). None of us have middle names either.

So anyways mason5 was too common for message boards and [censored] like yahoo and aim. thus this.

[/ QUOTE ]

so your parents named you mason55 instead of mason5 so it would be easier for you to register on message boards? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[mason55]

i think it's cool actually i don't know anyone else who has numbers in their name. plus then i don't forget whether i'm me or my dad..

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
i think it's cool actually i don't know anyone else who has numbers in their name. plus then i don't forget whether i'm me or my dad..

[/ QUOTE ]

so is he mason44? or mason4? or....?

[Dangergirl]

&lt;-- Elizabeth

[Rick Diesel]

Rick

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]

so is he mason44? or mason4? or....?

[/ QUOTE ]

no message boards when he was born, so it's just mason4. come here, keep up with the class.

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
&lt;-- Elizabeth

[/ QUOTE ]

So is it Elizabeth? Lizzie? Liz?

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
Rick

[/ QUOTE ]

I was calling my friend Rick "Rick Diesel" all weekend and couldn't figure out why.

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]

&lt;-- Elizabeth

[/ QUOTE ]

Best female name...in my opinion

[Dangergirl]

Elizabeth, Liz, Lizzie, danger....either will do /images/graemlins/wink.gif
I like them all better then Lizard.

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

&lt;-- Elizabeth

[/ QUOTE ]

Best female name...in my opinion

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes. This is a very good name.

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
Elizabeth, Liz, Lizzie, danger....either will do /images/graemlins/wink.gif
I like them all better then Lizard.

[/ QUOTE ]

The correct response was, "any as long as you're pulling my hair when you say them." /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Does someone actually call you Lizard?

[Dangergirl]

Yeah lol, some of my cousins used to heh. I sord of got used to it /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Is there any rule about not trusting girls who spell Elizabeth with an s? Or are you the sketchy one - don't trust the ones with the z?

Oh, and my name is Patrick.

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
Is there any rule about not trusting girls who spell Elizabeth with an s? Or are you the sketchy one - don't trust the ones with the z?

Oh, and my name is Patrick.

[/ QUOTE ]

Pat? Don't trust guys that go by Patrick.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Is there any rule about not trusting girls who spell Elizabeth with an s? Or are you the sketchy one - don't trust the ones with the z?

Oh, and my name is Patrick.

[/ QUOTE ]

Pat? Don't trust guys that go by Patrick.

[/ QUOTE ]
Pat's my grandma. It is advised that you call me Patrick and not Pat or any derivative of Pat, trustworthiness notwithstanding.

[WEASEL45]

My name is Inigo Montoya

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
Pat's my grandma. It is advised that you call me Patrick and not Pat or any derivative of Pat, trustworthiness notwithstanding.

[/ QUOTE ]

You were named after Grandma?

[InchoateHand]

[ QUOTE ]
My name is Inigo Montoya

[/ QUOTE ]

Ju keeled my fadder. Prepare to die!

[xadrez]

My name is Andre