you see the funniest dang things in the micros

[bigmac366]

turbo maniac is exactly what he sounds like (85/27/3). the other fellow is a typical opponent.


Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. CO posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 :#A500AF(typical party 1/2 player)/ calls, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, Button :#A500AF(turbo maniac )/ calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">typical party 1/2 player bets</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">turbo maniac raises</font>, Hero folds, BB folds, typical party 1/2 player calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">typical party 1/2 player bets</font>, turbo maniac calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">typical party 1/2 player bets</font>, turbo maniac calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
typical party 1/2 player has Ks 6s (flush, king high).
turbo maniac has Js Ts (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: turbo maniac wins 8.50 BB. </font>

[Dead]

Edit: Mixed the two guys up.

If the maniac didn't raise the turn and river then he's not much of a maniac at all.

[bigmac366]

well unless someone else was playing for him for the last 500 hands or so, he's quite the maniac. the stats speak for themselves. i cant imagine why you wouldnt raise an unbeatable hand though. he had been 3-betting bottom pair on the turn and hands like 56o preflop. wierd guy.

[Dead]

Well, typical player certainly got off easy. If he realized that the other dude he was a maniac then he would have lost a lot more on this hand.

[Ivanapolis]

Hahahaha!!! Very funny! This reminds me of the Q /images/graemlins/spade.gifQ /images/graemlins/diamond.gif against a turbo-maniac, who was normally ALWAYS raising. I raised preflop and he only called this time (very suspicious) - all other players folded. Flop was the K /images/graemlins/diamond.gifQ /images/graemlins/heart.gif3 /images/graemlins/club.gif. I bet he raised and I reraised. He only called. Turn was the 2 /images/graemlins/club.gif. I bet and he only called. Not so fine to have a set of queens against the raising-mainiac and only get a small pot... So I decided to check-raise the river(8 /images/graemlins/heart.gif). But to my anger he also checked. But he won it with the K /images/graemlins/heart.gif, K /images/graemlins/spade.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif I would have caped it on every street.

[toss]

Now imagine this kind of play at Party 15/30. Makes you want to sell your organs for a roll no?

[Dead]

Let's just hope it lasts 2 years until I can get up there.