A romantic question :

[Kaz The Original]

So this summer a girl is coming to visit me for 5-7 days. How should I entertain her for this time? How much should I budget? Please consider all relevant aspects.

[bogey]

make her sit and watch you play online poker and tell her bad beat stories

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Let her swallow your cum. That means something.

[Kaz The Original]

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make her sit and watch you play online poker and tell her bad beat stories

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I burst out laughing. Does that make me A) a geek or B) an uber geek.

[pshreck]

You really need to give some more detail. How are you involved with this girl?

[Ten7offsuit]

TTIWWP

[JinX11]

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Let her swallow your cum. That means something.

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Awesome!

[InchoateHand]

What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

[Paluka]

I'm no expert, but I think this thread may just be useless without pics.

[Kaz The Original]

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You really need to give some more detail. How are you involved with this girl?

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She lives two hours away from me, but we talk alot. We are not monogomous. There is physical and emotional attraction between both of us. She will be staying at my place for a week.

We have never dated, and I do not talk about anything I may or may not have done with a girl, to anyone, at least not in the specific (ie, I will talk about sexual experiences, but not who they were with, in general).

[Kaz The Original]

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What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

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It's actually a loose quote from a Tom Cruise movie. The one where he has to wear a freaky mask... where the chick drives him off the edge of the cliff because he dumps her. I'm pretty sure it ends with him a in a dream state that a company put him in at his request.

The girl says it to him "I SWALLOWED YOUR CUM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING".

[Felix_Nietsche]

Fix a plate of slice cheese(gouda)/crackers/grapes/strawberries and have a wine tasting party the first night.

Next night take her to Hooters and then to the X-rated movies in the bad part of town. Then cap the night off with a nightcap at a strip club. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Kaz The Original]

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So this summer a girl is coming to visit me for 5-7 days. How should I entertain her for this time? How much should I budget? Please consider all relevant aspects.

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I have a few things we can do. Go to the movies, go to the theatre, a few vegetarian places to go out for dinner, a number of great videos to show her (fear and loathing, lock stock, snatch (no it's not porn), porn (I'm kidding... on the square), boondock saints)... a few places to go for lunch, music (but thats a background thing) and a game of scrabble. Also we're going to get really drunk one or two nights, but that is like music in the background.

I need other activities!

[Dead]

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What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

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You're right.

He should take a dump on her chest instead.

[PoBoy321]

Is she your internet girlfriend?

If so, she'll probably want you to suck her dick.

[MicroBob]

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make her sit and watch you play online poker and tell her bad beat stories



I burst out laughing.

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So did I. And I'm in a public place.

[kipin]

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I need other activities!

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Bowling and mini-golf!

[Kaz The Original]

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Is she your internet girlfriend?

If so, she'll probably want you to suck her dick.

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No, she's actually a friend of an ex girlfriend. Very much female.

[Kaz The Original]

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I need other activities!

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Bowling and mini-golf!

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Mini-golf, I can work with that.

I'm also going to try cooking for her. Well, my sister taught me how to make a wicked good salad, so I'm going to try to sweep her off her feet that way.

[jakethebake]

give it to her in da butt.

[PoBoy321]

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Very much female.

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Obviously. I was joking around.

Out of curiosity, where do you live? This makes a huge difference. Obviously, you're going to have better options in a major metropolitan area than if you're in the boondocks. Also, what time will she be getting there? If she's getting there late at night, the best option is definitely to stay in, order some food and watch a movie or something, at least the first night. If she's getting there in like the early to mid afternoon, you'll have to take her out on more of a real date.

[PoBoy321]

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I'm also going to try cooking for her. Well, my sister taught me how to make a wicked good salad, so I'm going to try to sweep her off her feet that way.

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Cooking is definitely +PV.

[JinX11]

Build her a cake or something.

[Kaz The Original]

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Out of curiosity, where do you live? This makes a huge difference. Obviously, you're going to have better options in a major metropolitan area than if you're in the boondocks. Also, what time will she be getting there? If she's getting there late at night, the best option is definitely to stay in, order some food and watch a movie or something, at least the first night. If she's getting there in like the early to mid afternoon, you'll have to take her out on more of a real date.

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An excellent point that the first day is pretty crucial. She's probably coming in by bus or train, and I live in a city of 300,000 people. I do not have a car.

[PoBoy321]

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I do not have a car.

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This can work to your advantage. If you have a downtown area, go down and take a walk around during the day. Stop into a little restaurant or something and get lunch, walk around, look in shops or something and talk. Then, since you'll be all tired out from walking around all day, go home, watch a movie, order some food, get close on the couch and stick it in her butt.

[B00T]

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Build her a cake

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Might as well erect her a cake.

[PoBoy321]

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Build her a cake or something.

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A cake is useless without skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills or computer hacking skills.

[Reprocess]

Vanilla Sky.

I think, not sure.

[nothumb]

Ok, so you don't have a car. You're going to show her some classic guy movies, toss her a salad and get drunk. And you're on an internet forum asking for other ideas as to what to do.

Here's a great idea. Go out where there are other people, i.e. if you have any friends, go to a party. That way maybe she can get drunk in an exciting atmosphere so she'll be worked up when you get her home and you can put the naughty on her without needing to have any skills yourself.

Then, after that, you could try the whole salad thing.

NT

[siccjay]

You don't need any money.

Put it in her pooper.

All other replies are meaningless.

[Dominic]

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So this summer a girl is coming to visit me for 5-7 days. How should I entertain her for this time? How much should I budget? Please consider all relevant aspects.

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How much you should budget is directly proportional to how sure you are that you're going to get laid - a lot.

And I'm totally serious.

Take her out to ONE great dinner. The rest should becool, fun and CHEAP things - like amusement parks, museums, picnics, long drives and sightseeing, etc.

Do NOT go overboard with spending money.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Eyes Wide Shut.

[Loci]

Good choice of movies, but only if she appreciates masculine films. (I believe you missed both fight club and tombstone, but still, nice selection...)

Seriously, if she has an ounce of being a girl in her, make a picnic lunch and buy a couple of 99 cent kites. That's a couple of hours on a good day. Also, find out what she likes to do and dedicate a day to stuff that she finds interesting and that you hate. Do this stuff early on... Makes the other days more tolerable for her if things get lame.

[DrPublo]

If you want to score major brownie points, the only way to go is picnic.

It can be an all afternoon thing. Pack some sandwiches, bottle of wine/champagne, fruit, etc. Go to a park, lake, whatever you want. Sit. Eat. Talk.

Instant pussy.

The Doc

[wonderwes]

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What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

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[SPOILER FOR A TOM CRUISE MOVIE]


It's actually a loose quote from a Tom Cruise movie. The one where he has to wear a freaky mask... where the chick drives him off the edge of the cliff because he dumps her. I'm pretty sure it ends with him a in a dream state that a company put him in at his request.

The girl says it to him "I SWALLOWED YOUR CUM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING".

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Its Vanilla Sky, and it actually was one of his better movies.

[TStoneMBD]

i just have to say that this post was hilarious, because i got the reference and you used the quote more than appropriately. it may be plagiarism, but it was well plagiarised.

that guy who dissed you sucks.

[Wayfare]

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If you want to score major brownie points, the only way to go is picnic.

It can be an all afternoon thing. Pack some sandwiches, bottle of wine/champagne, fruit, etc. Go to a park, lake, whatever you want. Sit. Eat. Talk.

Instant pussy.

The Doc

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The thought of drpublo's pussy makes me ill /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[admo415]

Doesn't it mean more if you blow it in her face?

[DrPublo]

Wayf that doesn't even make sense.

The Doc

[DavidC]

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Build her a cake or something.

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I'm over-tired right now and I'm absolutely loving these quotes!

I'll add pool (billiards) to the list of activities.

[DavidC]

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Good choice of movies, but only if she appreciates masculine films. (I believe you missed both fight club and tombstone, but still, nice selection...)

Seriously, if she has an ounce of being a girl in her, make a picnic lunch and buy a couple of 99 cent kites. That's a couple of hours on a good day. Also, find out what she likes to do and dedicate a day to stuff that she finds interesting and that you hate. Do this stuff early on... Makes the other days more tolerable for her if things get lame.

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Here's something that I'll do when I'm bored and feel like going for a walk. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

If there are any antique shops in your city, then you can go and check out those, as well as art galleries, etc.

If you're going through a mall: pet stores kill time.

--Dave.

[jakethebake]

Do all that stuff they said, and THEN put in her pooper.

[Loci]

Browsing books stores starts good conversations if you're both readers...

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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A cake is useless without skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have skills, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills or computer hacking skills.

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hahahaha!

seriously,
day one - humor
do the cake thing or something similarly cute and/or clever
something that shows you're glad she's here but nothing too romantic

day two - romance
picnic, indoors if bad weather. just put blanket on floor and pretend pet cat or dog is a wild animal. picnic with wine/ cheese, whatever is KEY; picnics are GOLD

day three - sex and party
go to a club, concert, party

day four - your turn
time for your favorite activities, let her get to know YOU

day five through seven - potluck

- Roo with insight to the ladies, Otis

[slickpoppa]

Steal from her

[sublime]

? How much should I budget?

$640

[DBowling]

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? How much should I budget?

$640

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nh

[siccjay]

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Do all that stuff they said, and THEN put in her pooper.

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This cuts into the time you are railing her. That can't be good.

[Lawrence Ng]

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? How much should I budget?

$640

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PwN'd.

Kaz, you are a [censored] [censored].

Lawrence

[Reef]

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? How much should I budget?

$640

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PwN'd.

Kaz, you are a [censored] [censored].


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go suck a d!ck Kaz

[PassiveCaller]

I remember while I had an office job I was leaning back in my chair and I fell out of my chair laughing at work due to some email.... I was an independent contractor and the stares I got were just hillarious. I just looked around and hid behind the monitor again.