Stupid things women say

[Alobar]

"It hurts when we get kicked there too"

"Chocolate and sex are so similiar"

Any sentance with the word "bloated" in it

"ugh, Jenny is such a gold digging whore, and she isn't even attractive!!" *Jenny walks up* "Oh Hi Jenny!! How have you been?? It's soooo good to see you, we should hang out sometime!"

"I know he loves me, It will get better with time, you'll see"


Got any to add?

[Dead]

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".

[OtisTheMarsupial]

bitter?

[tdarko]

"aye, that is waaaay to big," from what i have heard /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Alobar]

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bitter?

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Naw, just spent an annoying lunch with a pack of retarded females

If I was bitter it would be stuff like...

"I'm sorry, I just don't think of you that way"

"But he wasn't as nice as you are"

"You heard the judge, you have to stay at least 500 feet away from me!!!"

[Bluffoon]

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"It hurts when we get kicked there too"

"Chocolate and sex are so similiar"

Any sentance with the word "bloated" in it

"ugh, Jenny is such a gold digging whore, and she isn't even attractive!!" *Jenny walks up* "Oh Hi Jenny!! How have you been?? It's soooo good to see you, we should hang out sometime!"

"I know he loves me, It will get better with time, you'll see"


Got any to add?

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Yeah

"Can you .... (whatever)"

Of course I "CAN" take out the garbage. "WILL" I is a whole other question.

[Mayhap]

Do I look fat in this circus tent?

/M

[pshreck]

"I should get paid as much as men do."

[FishBurger]

"It's your baby."

[A_C_Slater]

"I want to have your abortion."

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Everything

[BusterStacks]

I'm not mad.

[young nut]

"I"m so sick of guys screwing me over after I get with them on the first date!"

that one really irks me.

[Dex]

Fixed your title. The word "Stupid" was redundant. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tdarko]

haha that was good for a laugh, thank you.

[Lazymeatball]

my name is Peachy

[ThisHo]

U2 Does Not Equal Woman

[GuyOnTilt]

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

Nuff said.

Catch-

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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I'm not mad.

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[FeliciaLee]

"Bend over, this won't hurt a bit."

It's gonna hurt, we want it to hurt...

Felicia /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[jakethebake]

Dear God! I saw the thread title and wonderred how the hell this is only 19 responses long?

[deacsoft]

"I'm sorry."

What they should say in it's place is something like this...
"I'm really not sorry, but I'll say it anway. What I'm really going to do is say, I'm sorry but then think about how sorry I'm not. Then I'll just keep thinking about it until you give me the slightest reason to go off on you and then I'll bring it (ever it was she mock apologized for) up and scream at you about it. Then we'll repeat the process a few more times until you're the one saying sorry."

[captZEEbo1]

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"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

Nuff said.

Catch-

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Isn't that a dumb and dumber quote that Harry (a guy) says?

[kurosh]

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my name is Peachy

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haha, nh

[daryn]

"britney spears isn't even good looking."

[SpearsBritney]

what was that for, and and why did you scream tony danza?

[jdl22]

"ouch"

[Blarg]

To themselves: I can change him.

To anyone else: Does this [X] make me look fat?

If you're fat, you LOOK FAT. 100% guaranteed, believe it! There's no way around it, and it doesn't matter what you wear. You can't "game" reality on this one.