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SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:35 PM
What do you think is the sexiest non-porno movie of all time?

Of the top of my head I'm thinking Private School or Blame it on Rio.

Others?

zagosh
04-08-2005, 03:36 PM
Rounders

beerbandit
04-08-2005, 03:37 PM
off top of head=

color of night




cheers

NJchick
04-08-2005, 03:38 PM
Two Moon Junction

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 03:39 PM
Sex, Lies and videotape

trying2learn
04-08-2005, 03:40 PM
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Rounders

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that's great.

istewart
04-08-2005, 03:40 PM
Porky's.

CCass
04-08-2005, 03:45 PM
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What do you think is the sexiest non-porno movie of all time?

Of the top of my head I'm thinking Private School or Blame it on Rio.

Others?

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Two good choices. What about Basic Instincts?

swolfe
04-08-2005, 03:45 PM
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Two Moon Junction

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jakethebake
04-08-2005, 03:46 PM
9 1/2 weeks

touchfaith
04-08-2005, 03:46 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Rhone
04-08-2005, 03:46 PM
Sirens was pretty damn sexy.

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 03:46 PM
and didn't we just do this thread 2 weeks ago?

chaas4747
04-08-2005, 03:47 PM
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9 1/2 weeks

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SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:47 PM
As a follow-up, have you guys seen Private School?

Phoebe Cates in her absolute prime, and some of the sluttiest acting of all time from Betsy Russell. Wow.

Dex
04-08-2005, 03:48 PM
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Rounders

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YES! I masturbate to that daily.

tdarko
04-08-2005, 03:48 PM
sex and lucia
dreamers
color of night
sex, lies, and videotape
last tango in paris

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:48 PM
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and didn't we just do this thread 2 weeks ago?

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If we did, I missed it. Apologies.

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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What about Basic Instincts?

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This, this has merit.

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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tdarko
04-08-2005, 03:51 PM
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Two good choices. What about Basic Instinct ?

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fixed your post. sorry but wal-marts and k-marts bothers me too.

istewart
04-08-2005, 03:51 PM
What about...

NSFW (http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200412/31/03/b0064403_22243797.jpg)

http://www.screensavershot.com/tvmovie/Denise.jpg

http://moviething.com/members/full/Campbell,_Neve/039_31736.jpg

NSFW (http://www.ktv.no/~sto-ktv/denise/pics/wild%20things/dr-wt-004.jpg)

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:54 PM
Just tried to add one of Miss Betsy Smith, but my browser was blocked by my work's firewall.

Ruh-roh!

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 03:54 PM
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Just tried to add one of Miss Betsy Smith, but my browser was blocked by my work's firewall.

Ruh-roh!

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Who?

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:55 PM
nh. But that one loses a few points for showing Kevin Bacon's wang.

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 03:55 PM
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Who?

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Er.... Betsy Russell. Dammit.

Rhone
04-08-2005, 04:01 PM
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Sirens: Elle McPherson is naked for a good part of this movie. If you still are having trouble using your imagination, then here:

NSFW (http://www.celebritygo.net/comics2/elle-mcpherson/elle-mcpherson-nude-06.jpg)

NSFW (http://www.celebritygo.net/comics2/elle-mcpherson/elle-mcpherson-nude-04.jpg)

wayabvpar
04-08-2005, 04:01 PM
Hot Dog: The Movie was a fav growing up- one of Shannon Tweed's first screen appearances.

Also- Body Heat was pretty intense. Back before Kathleen Turner became a man.

trying2learn
04-08-2005, 04:02 PM
this is slightly off topic, but the thread reminds me of the time I caught the flick 'Disclosure' in the movie theater with my mother...talk about uncomfortable.

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 04:03 PM
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Sirens was pretty damn sexy.

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no movie can overcome having Hugh Grant in it.. especially playing a clergy member.. even if it does have Elle MacPherson and Portia DeRossi nekid

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 04:04 PM
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Hot Dog: The Movie was a fav growing up- one of Shannon Tweed's first screen appearances.

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Mine too! I loved that movie! Sneaked into the theater to see it. It was right up there with The Beach Girls, which was on HBO every other night for about four years. And from that same era, or slightly before, who could forget H.O.T.S.???

Rhone
04-08-2005, 04:05 PM
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this is slightly off topic, but the thread reminds me of the time I caught the flick 'Disclosure' in the movie theater with my mother...talk about uncomfortable.

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Hah, somehow I found myself watching Revenge of the Nerds in the theater with my mother when I was 13. Talk about uncomfortable...

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 04:09 PM
Just hearing the song "Nasty Girl"( by I'm Rick James biotch) reminds me of that hot damn blonde... omg I would do things to that girl with a turkey baster that would have the ASPCA after me

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 04:17 PM
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Just hearing the song "Nasty Girl"( by I'm Rick James biotch) reminds me of that hot damn blonde... omg I would do things to that girl with a turkey baster that would have the ASPCA after me

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Ding ding! That's Betsy Russell, people!

Holy fcuk, that scene was hot. And that's saying a LOT when it also includes Matthew Modine in drag.

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 04:21 PM
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Just hearing the song "Nasty Girl"( by I'm Rick James biotch) reminds me of that hot damn blonde... omg I would do things to that girl with a turkey baster that would have the ASPCA after me

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Ding ding! That's Betsy Russell, people!

Holy fcuk, that scene was hot. And that's saying a LOT when it also includes Matthew Modine in drag.

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Amen

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 04:23 PM
Another movie from the same time and genre "Last American Virgin" so many hot and funny damn scenes in that movie too

Pocket Trips
04-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Another great non-porn movie...."Unfaithfull" with Diane Lane and Richard Gere.

NoChance
04-08-2005, 04:36 PM
Elizabeth Hurley.. I love her accent and the way she moves. Very sexy. Unfortuantely, none of her movies are really all that sexy, just a few scenes.

Also, Jaime Pressly. Poison Ivy.

NSFW (http://www.classycelebs.com/galleries/149/)

*Edited for link

hogua
04-08-2005, 04:56 PM
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Also- Body Heat was pretty intense. Back before Kathleen Turner became a man.

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Well played!!

B Dids
04-08-2005, 05:57 PM
Basic Instinct and Sliver, just 'cause Sharon Stone was on fire then.

Wild Things. (did you know there's two sequels, that aren't sequals, but basically the same movie with different actors and slightly different plots, but that all feature lesbians, a threesome, betrayal and a twist ending)

Cruel Intentions.

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 06:05 PM
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did you know there's two sequels, that aren't sequals, but basically the same movie with different actors and slightly different plots, but that all feature lesbians, a threesome, betrayal and a twist ending

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I am intrigued.

Thought of another good one: Inventing the Abbotts.

Jennifer Connelly has a few "wow" scenes in that one.

brassnuts
04-08-2005, 06:07 PM
Sin City

Alobar
04-08-2005, 06:13 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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Thread over

B Dids
04-08-2005, 06:57 PM
The 2nd one has Susan Ward, who was in some other bad movie that focused on teenagers not wearing much but not being naked. Valentine maybe. It also has Isiah Washington (currently seen on that new Seattle Dr. show, which means that sometimes it's on Black Stars at times, which is commedy. It's pretty horrible.

The 3rd one takes itself less seriously, and is equally horrible, but features more nakedness and lesbians.

Tivo is a bad thing, as it gives you the capacity to watch things that are shown at 2AM, and are shown at 2AM for a reason (which is less their elicit content than the fact that they're just horrible).

Rick Diesel
04-08-2005, 07:20 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 07:37 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

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You guys have got to be kidding me with this Cruel Intentions stuff.

Seriously? Sexiest ever?

I've met Sarah Michelle Gellar in person... twice actually... she's not *that* hot.

Selma Blair, sure, but SMG.... meh.

istewart
04-08-2005, 07:38 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

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Very wrong.

B Dids
04-08-2005, 07:53 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

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You guys have got to be kidding me with this Cruel Intentions stuff.

Seriously? Sexiest ever?

I've met Sarah Michelle Gellar in person... twice actually... she's not *that* hot.

Selma Blair, sure, but SMG.... meh.

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"You can put it anywhere".

This movie is good, because it doesn't come out and show a lot, but a lot is left implied, which is sexier. Also, Gellar as a brunette = exponentially sexier than as a blonde.

Plus the lesbian kissing, and Selma Blair and Reese Witherspoon. Very hot.

istewart
04-08-2005, 07:55 PM
Implied sexuality is good and all... but there is no female nudity. None. It can't be the sexiest non-porn movie ever.

radek2166
04-08-2005, 07:56 PM
9and 1/2 weeks

lucas9000
04-08-2005, 07:59 PM
neve campbell is a man.

ZeeJustin
04-08-2005, 08:26 PM
Wild things, and I can't think of anything I've ever seen that could compete with it.

I suppose Basic Instinct would be a worthy competitor if you give it an advantage for being a pioneer in that area, but other than that, it has nothing on Wild Things.

bholdr
04-08-2005, 08:38 PM
...gets my vote.

Dr. Strangelove
04-08-2005, 08:44 PM
I'll say it again: Deliverance.

david050173
04-08-2005, 09:57 PM
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I'll say it again: Deliverance.

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Only if you like squealing like a pig.....

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 10:23 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

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You guys have got to be kidding me with this Cruel Intentions stuff.

Seriously? Sexiest ever?

I've met Sarah Michelle Gellar in person... twice actually... she's not *that* hot.

Selma Blair, sure, but SMG.... meh.

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Agreed. Not even close.

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 10:24 PM
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neve campbell is a man.

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You should be killed for even implying this.

SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 10:33 PM
I give you Betsy Russell in "Private School."

possibly NSFW link (http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/betsy%20russell_private%20school_rookie-06.jpg)

Safe for work

http://www.celebrites-selection.com/photos_copper/albums/R/Betsy_Russell/normal_betsy1.jpg

And the lovely Phoebe Cates, also in "Private School."



http://www.all-nude-celebs.us/taboo/phoebe-cates/phoebe002.jpg

Better pic of her face so you can see teh hotness. God damn that shirt/pants thing she's wearing is lame.

http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses-pictures/phoebe_cates/phoebe_cates_059.jpg

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 10:38 PM
Well those were worth waiting for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I give you Betsy Russell in "Private School."

possibly NSFW link (http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/betsy%20russell_private%20school_rookie-06.jpg)

Safe for work

http://www.celebrites-selection.com/photos_copper/albums/R/Betsy_Russell/normal_betsy1.jpg

And the lovely Phoebe Cates, also in "Private School."



http://www.all-nude-celebs.us/taboo/phoebe-cates/phoebe002.jpg

Better pic of her face so you can see teh hotness. God damn that shirt/pants thing she's wearing is lame.

http://www.platinum-celebs.com/actresses-pictures/phoebe_cates/phoebe_cates_059.jpg

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SomethingClever
04-08-2005, 10:41 PM
I couldn't find a link to the vid... oh well.

bogey
04-08-2005, 10:45 PM
unfaithful

Dominic
04-08-2005, 11:26 PM
"The Big Easy" with that seduction scene between Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin.

Ridiculously sexy.

jakethebake
04-08-2005, 11:27 PM
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"The Big Easy" with that seduction scene between Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin.

Ridiculously sexy.

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Or just ridiculous.

istewart
04-08-2005, 11:37 PM
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unfaithful

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Yes.

Punker
04-08-2005, 11:52 PM
Artsy movie called "The Lover" with Jane March.

SinCityGuy
04-09-2005, 01:23 AM
"Embrace of the Vampire" with Alyssa Milano hasn't been mentioned yet. Pretty graphic scenes for a non-porn movie.

pokerjo22
04-09-2005, 01:45 AM
Secretary

swolfe
04-09-2005, 01:50 AM
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Secretary

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oooh, good one

Blarg
04-09-2005, 03:38 AM
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"The Big Easy" with that seduction scene between Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin.

Ridiculously sexy.

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Best sex scene ever. People actually laugh and make mistakes and the occasional ouch, just like regular human beings.

I'd have to put Last Tango in Paris as overall most sexy, and 9 1/2 Weeks right up there too.

I'd definitely put some of those early Phoebe Cates movies pretty high, too. She was jaw droppingly sexy there. Everyone I knew had her at the very top of the list, back in the day. People said she was the most beautiful woman in the world, etc.

Blarg
04-09-2005, 03:41 AM
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Artsy movie called "The Lover" with Jane March.

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You know, you're right.

That was a fantastic movie in all respects, but it was also incredibly sexy. Jane March was achingly sexy. Real sad too. I love that movie. One of the best movie settings ever, great story, great acting. And even sexy. Anyone with any kind of imagination should see that movie; it really takes you into another world.

Dominic
04-09-2005, 12:41 PM
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"The Big Easy" with that seduction scene between Dennis Quaid and Ellen Barkin.

Ridiculously sexy.

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Or just ridiculous.

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Oh, just go pretend Neve Campbell is actually a woman.

Ian J
04-09-2005, 12:46 PM
The answer is Unfaithful. At least I think that's the one w/ Diane Lane/Richard Gear.

Alobar
04-09-2005, 12:52 PM
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Cruel Intentions.

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winner

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You guys have got to be kidding me with this Cruel Intentions stuff.

Seriously? Sexiest ever?

I've met Sarah Michelle Gellar in person... twice actually... she's not *that* hot.

Selma Blair, sure, but SMG.... meh.

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I dont think it was supposed to be "what movie has the hottest chicks, that has no [censored] in it", ir was "whats the sexiest.." And it doesnt get much sexier than cruel intentions. Sure there are moives with hotter chicks, and there are movies like poison Ivy with Jamie Presley (god shes hot in that flick), but I would never call that a sexy movie.

So I guess its all in how you define sexy, to me, cruel intentions = sexy

Think of it like this, out of all the movies listed, what movie turns a chick on as well. You think girls watch "wild things" and get all horny? wrong! I havent met a chick yet who doesnt get wet while watching cruel intentions.

jakethebake
04-09-2005, 12:53 PM
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Think of it like this, out of all the movies listed, what movie turns a chick on as well. You think girls watch "cruel intentions" and get all horny? wrong! I havent met a chick yet who doesnt get wet while watching wild things.

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fyp

Alobar
04-09-2005, 12:55 PM
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I havent met a chick yet

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fyp

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fyp

jakethebake
04-09-2005, 12:57 PM
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I havent met a chick yet

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fyp

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fyp

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ni han





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Zoltri
04-09-2005, 12:58 PM
American Gigalo
Indecent Proposal
Fatal Attraction
Disclosure

jojobinks
04-09-2005, 01:03 PM
angel heart. and i can't believe it took so long for a mention.

Blarg
04-09-2005, 01:12 PM
She was super sexy back in the day. Boy did her career crash and burn fast.