Worst dad ever?

[nolanfan34]

Saw this on the wire. Thought that OOT would be interested.

People in the News: For dad's sake, Alba won't take it all off

Jessica Alba may dance around with a lasso and chaps in "Sin City," but she doesn't take it all off. Why not?

"My dad would disown me or something -- he'd freak out," she told The Associated Press. "Being nude, for me, would have been distracting, and I couldn't even conceive of being bottomless."

Alba, 23, has two more films due out this summer: "Into the Blue" and "Fantastic Four." And after that?

"I love kitchen-sink dramas," she said. "I never get offered them, but I want to do something small, that's less glamorous and more character-driven. But you know, this is a nice balance right now."

[jakethebake]

Bastard!

[zagosh]

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Bastard!

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[Dr. Strangelove]

Ya, this is total crap.

[jason_t]

The world would be a better place if her dad was more like Jenna Jameson's dad.

[willie]

well that sucks

but for worst dad ever

i vote the guy who had the hbo documentary made on him, who was taking ecstasy and doing drugs with his kids, then got arrested once the documentary was over and it was put on television

what a f job.

[ClassicBob]

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Bastard!

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[Sponger15SB]

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The world would be a better place if her dad was more like Jenna Jameson's dad.

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My guess is that if that Jenna Jameson had a father alba's, she would be such a [censored] up.

edit - just looked at imdb's mini biography on jenna

I take that back....as it turns out, she was raised by her father who was a police officer and is not like your stereotypical porn star where her parents are alcoholics and her dad beats her so she turns to a life on the street where she starts sucking dick for crack...

[Freakin]

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well that sucks

but for worst dad ever

i vote the guy who had the hbo documentary made on him, who was taking ecstasy and doing drugs with his kids, then got arrested once the documentary was over and it was put on television

what a f job.

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This is much worse, and it's not even close. That dad only had an immediate effect on himself and his kids, but this affects all hetero males over the age of 12, do you see why?

I think thats the first time I've ever used either of those two lines. I guess it's because this is the most obvious decision I've ever seen, but I'll let others elaborate.

Freakin

[eric5148]

Wtf is a "kitchen-sink drama?"

[Freakin]

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Wtf is a "kitchen-sink drama?"

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Holy [censored], i just noticed Jacko in your avatar for the first time... I was always like "Thats weird, does this guy have some culkin fetish or something?"

Freakin

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She will have been topless by the time she is 26. Once she loses her girl next door look it will be her only option.

[Freakin]

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She will have been topless by the time she is 26. Once she loses her girl next door look it will be her only option.

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26!?!? But I want it now!

Freakin

[istewart]

Overrated.

[WEASEL45]

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Overrated.

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have you seen sin city? she looks amazing in that.

[istewart]

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Overrated.

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have you seen sin city? she looks amazing in that.

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No, but I need to. She's hot, of course she is. That doesn't mean she's not overrated.

[Freakin]

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Overrated.

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have you seen sin city? she looks amazing in that.

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No, but I need to. She's hot, of course she is. That doesn't mean she's not overrated.

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Wrong.

Freakin

[DBowling]

this is why she is not Ms. OOT

[Catch of the Day]

Yeah this might be the worst possible thing I can contrubute to this thread, but...

Okay, first let me say that she is hot, and yes, I would like to see her naked; however, If I have a daughter, I think it would be pretty cool to hear her say that. Lot's of hot chicks get naked. All of them are someone's daughters. I think its cool that she respects her dad.

Besides, once she gets naked...the surprise is over, and I honestly think she would get less attention than the next hot girl people are just waiting to see naked.

Catch-