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Rick Diesel
04-06-2005, 06:43 PM
Out of town for work. Need a good excuse to not go to dinner with my coworker. Don't have time to explain why right now. Can anyone come up with anything better than I don't feel well and don't want to eat right now?

kipin
04-06-2005, 06:44 PM
Montezuma's Revenge.

CardSharpCook
04-06-2005, 06:45 PM
My diarhea problem is acting up again.

mason55
04-06-2005, 06:45 PM
You already have plans with someone you know there?

Chairman Wood
04-06-2005, 06:45 PM
You don't want to go to dinner with him/her.

Ulysses
04-06-2005, 06:46 PM
Sorry, I'm meeting up w/ my buddy John who lives here and I never get to see.

Tomorrow: Oh, turned out John had to work late and couldn't get out, so I ended up having to just eat at the hotel. What BS. Should have gone out w/ you. Oh well.

Rick Diesel
04-06-2005, 06:47 PM
Not an option, she will be writing my review.

asofel
04-06-2005, 06:47 PM
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Sorry, I'm meeting up w/ my buddy John who lives here and I never get to see.

Tomorrow: Oh, turned out John had to work late and couldn't get out, so I ended up having to just eat at the hotel. What BS. Should have gone out w/ you. Oh well.

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this is easily the best line.

CardSharpCook
04-06-2005, 06:47 PM
I have to watch the end of the dodger game. sorry.

CardSharpCook
04-06-2005, 06:49 PM
I injured my groin playing racquetball. I can't even get out of bed.

[censored]
04-06-2005, 06:55 PM
Rick,

I used to hate eating with members of a certain audit team. If you have kids there is always saying you scheduled to call them at dinner time and you are just going to grab fast food before.

I also would find some one time TV event and say I was have been looking forward to it all day.

Also could you use the old you have to review some work papers from another job and send them back that night?

Reef
04-06-2005, 07:23 PM
anal warts / genital herpes / etc are actings up again..

tolbiny
04-06-2005, 07:26 PM
want to call the girlfriend/wife

Rick Diesel
04-07-2005, 01:58 PM
I went with "I have to do some extra work on another job, so I think it would be best if I just pick up something quick and eat while I work at the hotel".

She bought it.

So I ordered some wings and a six-pack and stayed in the hotel and played on Stars all night. Much better than dinner with the coworker.

fsuplayer
04-07-2005, 02:02 PM
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I went with "I have to do some extra work on another job, so I think it would be best if I just pick up something quick and eat while I work at the hotel".

She bought it.

So I ordered some wings and a six-pack and stayed in the hotel and played on Stars all night. Much better than dinner with the coworker.

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well done. sounds like a very +EV business trip.

diddle
04-07-2005, 02:02 PM
honesty worked best

InchoateHand
04-07-2005, 02:04 PM
You just got told (by your cellphone) that your beloved aunt is quite ill. You've known she was sick for some time, but really, right now is best spent in privacy commiserating with other family members about her impending demise.

Rick Diesel
04-07-2005, 02:04 PM
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well done. sounds like a very +EV business trip.

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Plus I was up $240 on Stars last night in 4 hours, so that was good too.