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jakethebake
04-06-2005, 12:42 PM
Sorry if it's been done already but...

Human For Sale (http://www.humanforsale.com)

Apparently I'm only worth $2,523,802. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

lucas9000
04-06-2005, 12:49 PM
$2,367,058.00

apparently there is an inverse relationship between penis size and monetary value. who would'a thought? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

chaas4747
04-06-2005, 12:50 PM
[censored] me you are worth about 500K more than me.

You are worth exactly $2,000,060.00

I think Smoking excessively, and drinking excessivly killed me.

TStoneMBD
04-06-2005, 12:50 PM
$2,254,776.00

asofel
04-06-2005, 12:55 PM
well this was fun...

$1,962,890.00

I was fine until the smoking/drinking/drugs/porn/gambling addiction caught up with me...dammit...

Shajen
04-06-2005, 12:57 PM
2.27million and change.

Wow, I am teh suck.

Guess they didn't like my answer to the penis length question.

What's wrong with a raging 1 incher?


/images/graemlins/cool.gif

jakethebake
04-06-2005, 12:57 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$2,367,058.00

apparently there is an inverse relationship between penis size and monetary value. who would'a thought? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah. That explains my high score. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

shakingspear
04-06-2005, 12:57 PM
Apparently I suck, I'm only worth 1,700,000. I thought the graduate degree would add more...

mason55
04-06-2005, 12:59 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Apparently I suck, I'm only worth 1,700,000. I thought the graduate degree would add more...

[/ QUOTE ]

You are worth exactly $1,759,420.00

drinking, smoking, gambling and porn hurt me a lot i think

jakethebake
04-06-2005, 01:00 PM
[ QUOTE ]
drinking, smoking, gambling and porn hurt me a lot i think

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think those matter much because I answered them honestly.

Soul Daddy
04-06-2005, 01:00 PM
$1,547,738.00

I'm in the lead thus far. I think it was the body hair that put me over the top.

BellyBuster7
04-06-2005, 01:01 PM
$2,640,942.00.

Not too shabby for a balding guy.

jakethebake
04-06-2005, 01:02 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$1,547,738.00

I'm in the lead thus far. I think it was the body hair that put me over the top.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you this guy?

http://snapsblog.com/i/580/snaps_hairy_man_sleeping.jpg

jakethebake
04-06-2005, 01:03 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$2,640,942.00.

Not too shabby.

[/ QUOTE ]

Highest so far. Nice!

James282
04-06-2005, 01:03 PM
$2,497,190. Damn this excessive gambling.
-James

CheckFold
04-06-2005, 01:05 PM
2,473,590.00 I expect that baldness was probably my downfall.

asofel
04-06-2005, 01:14 PM
somehow i knew this was coming....and yet i still clicked.....

talk about not trusting your reads.......

BellyBuster7
04-06-2005, 01:18 PM
[ QUOTE ]
2,473,590.00 I expect that baldness was probably my downfall.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nah, us balding guys are among the tops. I think excessive body hair is more -EV than baldness.

Rick Diesel
04-06-2005, 01:20 PM
$2,741,270 - looks like I am the top dog thusfar.

jakethebake
04-06-2005, 01:24 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$2,741,270 - looks like I am the top dog thusfar.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is obviously flawed. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

WEASEL45
04-06-2005, 01:24 PM
$1,816,250.00

swolfe
04-06-2005, 01:26 PM
[ QUOTE ]
You are worth exactly $2,773,762.00

[/ QUOTE ]

i win /images/graemlins/smile.gif

LALDAAS
04-06-2005, 01:33 PM
You are worth exactly $1,915,054.00 WTF I couldnt break 2 mil.

Interesting...

tdarko
04-06-2005, 02:08 PM
You are worth exactly $2,036,760.00

i don't know what face the jury is so i just im'ed some girls and asked them from 1-10 what they thought of me, i guess my ex saying 0 hurt my average!

deacsoft
04-06-2005, 02:12 PM
$2,337,962.00

beerbandit
04-06-2005, 02:21 PM
You are worth exactly $1,633,710.00


cheers

mmbt0ne
04-06-2005, 02:39 PM
You are worth exactly $2,446,610.00

tbach24
04-06-2005, 02:46 PM
What's the FaceTheJury thing? Is there another survey I'm supposed to do there?

Dr. Strangelove
04-06-2005, 02:52 PM
You are worth exactly $2,831,712.00

YESSSSSSS.

Huskiez
04-06-2005, 02:56 PM
You are worth exactly $2,085,310.

Interesting enough.

beerbandit
04-06-2005, 02:59 PM
i saw that also, so just left that part blank

tbach24
04-06-2005, 03:05 PM
1,802,880

Sponger15SB
04-06-2005, 03:06 PM
$2,414,310

I decided to do what I thought would be the max for each one, and it scored.....

$3,732,190

LethalRose
04-06-2005, 03:10 PM
$1,934,518.00

Being a student and making less than 20K a year probably hurt the most.

Ponks
04-06-2005, 03:17 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$2,414,310

I decided to do what I thought would be the max for each one, and it scored.....

$3,732,190

[/ QUOTE ]

I did the same thing and got $4,077,190.00.

Ponks

Justin A
04-06-2005, 03:35 PM
$2,706,950.00 for me.

I think everyone on this forum gets pulled down a little bit when they answer "excessively" for the gambling part.

LethalRose
04-06-2005, 03:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
$2,706,950.00 for me.

I think everyone on this forum gets pulled down a little bit when they answer "excessively" for the gambling part.

[/ QUOTE ]


Gambling is what fish do. We make +EV decisions.

Reef
04-06-2005, 03:44 PM
$2,181,600.00

meh

spamuell
04-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Gambling is what fish do. We make +EV decisions.

Somebody's forgetting their SSH.

CCass
04-06-2005, 05:00 PM
$1,860,000 Damn I am cheap!!! And worth every penny I might add.

NLSoldier
04-06-2005, 06:13 PM
You are worth exactly $2,576,916.00

Is that good?

Brian
04-06-2005, 07:00 PM
You are worth exactly $1,186,000.00

/images/graemlins/frown.gif Great self-esteem booster!

-Brian

radek2166
04-06-2005, 07:04 PM
7 bucks

AlienCorpse
04-06-2005, 07:54 PM
[ QUOTE ]
7 bucks

[/ QUOTE ]
sold

CrashPat
04-06-2005, 08:02 PM
$1,579,210.00

I think that anybody that pays that much for me is making a -EV decision.

jstnrgrs
04-06-2005, 08:05 PM
$1,459,340.00

AncientPC
04-06-2005, 10:48 PM
$1,983,250.00

Uglyowl
04-06-2005, 11:18 PM
I am in a serious bear market this past year:

You are worth exactly $1,960,310.00

Duke
04-06-2005, 11:49 PM
You are worth exactly $3,014,634.00

I think they're off by about 3 million.

~D