Another, better, stupid question

[HesseJam]

"A man is found dead lying on the ground. Next to him an unopened package is also found. What happened?"

[Matty]

parachute.

let's just make a stupid riddle thread and keep them all in there.

[HesseJam]

OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

[Matty]

horse?

[mostsmooth]

puppet or puppy?

[HesseJam]

"puppet"

That's the tricky part.

[HesseJam]

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horse?

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No.

In what way would this word explain it?

[ddollevoet]

Termites.

[Matty]

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[ QUOTE ]
horse?

[/ QUOTE ]

No.

In what way would this word explain it?

[/ QUOTE ]Old West guy has a horse named Puppet, goes to a hotel and pays to shack up the horse for the night.

[HesseJam]

See, you need a whole sentence to explain it. I'll just need one word.

[HesseJam]

[ QUOTE ]
Termites.

[/ QUOTE ]
???
No

[Matty]

Are we supposed to correct your spelling by saying "loses"?

[HesseJam]

Yes, of course! Please do so!

[Matty]

I am winnar?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I am winnar?

[/ QUOTE ]

yes. you are wiener.

[Matty]

I'm weening I'm weening!

http://www.phase9.tv/images1a/Rat_Race_-_Rowan_Atkinson.jpg

[HesseJam]

[ QUOTE ]
I am winnar?

[/ QUOTE ]

Nope

[Rick Diesel]

Itsa race!

[offTopic]

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OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

[/ QUOTE ]

Monopoly

[mason55]

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OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

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Monopoly

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nh

[Boris]

fck you.

[[censored]]

[ QUOTE ]
OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

[/ QUOTE ]


Monopoly

[thirddan]

mugging...

[GrekeHaus]

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OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

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The puppet isn't actually a puppet, but a midget whore that the man had sex with the previous night. However, he had been so lit up on coke and lsd the previous night he didn't realize he didn't have money to pay the midget. The midget went and found him the next day but the man couldn't remember anything, so the midget took him back to the hotel where he had been anally penetrated the night before and it jogged the man's memory so he paid him.

[HesseJam]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
OK,

next one:

"A man walks with his puppet over streets, stops in front of a hotel and looses a lot of money". One word suffices for the right answer.

[/ QUOTE ]

The puppet isn't actually a puppet, but a midget whore that the man had sex with the previous night. However, he had been so lit up on coke and lsd the previous night he didn't realize he didn't have money to pay the midget. The midget went and found him the next day but the man couldn't remember anything, so the midget took him back to the hotel where he had been anally penetrated the night before and it jogged the man's memory so he paid him.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is correct! Nice hand!

[housenuts]

alright. a man is stuck in a room with no windows, doors or anything. it is completely solid. all there is in the room is a mirror and couch. how does he get out?

[HesseJam]

Does the room also have a solid ceiling?

[housenuts]

yes. imagine being inside a cube and all the sides of it are completely solid and unpenetrable.

[HesseJam]

Does he construct a device from the couch and the mirror which will help him to get out?

[housenuts]

i wouldn't call it a device.

[Brian]

Lays down on the couch, breaks the mirror and uses the pieces to slit his wrists?

-Brian

[Matty]

He removes that little tag you're not supposed to remove and waits for the cops to come get him.

[AlienCorpse]

Breaks the mirror and then cuts a hole in the couch with the pieces of glass and then jumps in it. looooooooooool

[housenuts]

close enough.

he looks in the mirror to see what he saw. he takes the saw and cuts the couch in half. two halves make a whole, and he crawls through the hole.

[HesseJam]

[ QUOTE ]
close enough.

he looks in the mirror to see what he saw. he takes the saw and cuts the couch in half. two halves make a whole, and he crawls through the hole.

[/ QUOTE ]

Arrrghhhh