Please be my friend.

[C$Maker]

I want new friends. (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=122 64054&Mytoken=20050404110412)

[C$Maker]

So far, only two people have expressed interest in being my friend. C'mon guys, I'm a celebrity!

[jojobinks]

that is pretty funny, i must say

[Bigdaddydvo]

Being a WSOP champion isn't going to get you any chicks.

Being All County and having a bunch of tackles for losses will.

[italianstang]

[ QUOTE ]
cocaine binge

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably.

[zaxx19]

So, im guessing all those digits those girls @ Cheetahs slid you were fakes huh?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Thats shocking.

[C$Maker]

I'll take your collective silence and disinterest in becoming my friend to mean one of two things:

You admire me or you fear me.

If you admire me, well... I understand. I am a World Champion. Sometimes it's difficult to be friends with a World Champion. People are always asking me for autographs, or to kiss their babies. It's hard to be around constant attention. But the perks are remarkable - I mean, isn't a free copy of my upcoming DVD enough to win you people over?

If you fear me, please, fear not. I'm not as intimidating as I might seem. I know flared nostrils might be perceived as characteristic of aggression, but I promise I'm as tame as a pussy cat. So please, be my friend. Feed the machine...

[-Skeme-]

Funniest character account on Myspace is without a doubt Frank Dux. With AC Slater coming in at a close second. This one is meh.

[C$Maker]

A World Champion is hardly meh.

[C$Maker]

That Frank Dux profile was horrible. I think you created it yourself.

[C$Maker]

FEED THE MACHINE...

[meow_meow]

Who wasted their time setting up that POS?

Slimy, not funny.

[locutus2002]

This is cruel and none of your business. Poker players are generally horrible people.

Let's just play cards. /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[C$Maker]

Are you saying I'm a slimey and horrible person? And which part is cruel?

[Trainwreck]

Nice fake with his caught pretending to be a homosexual photo.

I am sure Chris got a chuckle out of it.

Don't we all need new friends, of the quality, that the internet can provide?
[/s]

I know I want to be good friends will all the MORON posters on 2+2...
[not saying all 2+2 posters are morons, but a higher % are at least playing one in these forums]

I confess, I am probably in 100 forums online, and 2+2's is #1 in % of moronic posts by a wide margin.

No shame?

>TW<