View Full Version : One liners to call poker as a profession
kurosh
04-04-2005, 01:51 PM
Got some good ones? Saw this on IRC and thought it was interesting. I'm borrowing these:
B_Dids:"I take money from stupid people"
khole:"I'm a participant in pure capitalism"
jakethebake
04-04-2005, 01:52 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050223/capt.nyet25602231617.manure_pile_nyet256.jpg
zaxx19
04-04-2005, 01:53 PM
I peddle nuts 56 tables at a time.
Gin 'n Tonic
04-04-2005, 02:03 PM
I’m a nut flusher
I fill houses from the river
I deal in nut futures
Knight of the pwned table
fsuplayer
04-04-2005, 02:07 PM
i work with retards.
jakethebake
04-04-2005, 02:07 PM
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i work with retarts.
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fixed your post, moran.
The once and future king
04-04-2005, 02:10 PM
I import foreign currency in bulk.
Gamblor
04-04-2005, 02:10 PM
psychology and statistics analyst
Victor
04-04-2005, 02:10 PM
im retired
im small stakes daytrader
expectation value analyst
Daliman
04-04-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm in short term investments. VERY short term.
kurosh
04-04-2005, 02:55 PM
I thought of one.
"I help compulsive gamblers with their addiction"
jakethebake
04-04-2005, 02:56 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I thought of one.
"I help compulsive gamblers with their addiction"
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How about just "I work with compulsive gamblers".
kurosh
04-04-2005, 04:09 PM
"I clean fish tanks"
Bulbarainey
04-04-2005, 11:00 PM
"I buy and sell chances"
Shilly
04-04-2005, 11:14 PM
Not my idea, but "fisherman."
TimTimSalabim
04-04-2005, 11:50 PM
People pay me to show them my nuts.
JTrout
04-05-2005, 12:03 AM
I'm a pigeon plucker.
Jazza
04-05-2005, 01:53 AM
I'm an entertainer
EliteNinja
04-05-2005, 04:01 AM
I'm a starving musician/squeegie-kid.
BreakEvenPlayer
04-05-2005, 04:06 AM
One-eyed purple yogurt slinger.
tac252
04-05-2005, 04:10 AM
I flop my nuts on a felt table while fish stuff money in my rack.
That one gets alllll the chicks.
broodwitch
04-05-2005, 05:37 AM
i stack instead of trying to be fly
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