Tony Parker

[Joe826]

http://www.deterrent.org/tonytheturtle.jpg

[jakethebake]

i have no idea who or what this is.

[Ianco15]

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i have no idea who or what this is.

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Who: Tony Parker is the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs.
What: Some sort of turtle.

[jakethebake]

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i have no idea who or what this is.

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Who: Tony Parker is the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs.
What: Some sort of turtle.

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How aboput why then?

[Ianco15]

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How aboput why then?

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No clue.

[mason55]

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No clue.

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I'm going to assume he's slow? But the banana... that's outta my league.

[jakethebake]

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How aboput why then?

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No clue.

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I'm going to assume he's slow? But the banana... that's outta my league.

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Maybe someone in WPT could explain it?

[Dominic]

I'm just trying to understand why anyone - even if your worked for ESPN - would go to this much trouble to insult the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs.

[STLantny]

Are you asking if we want to have sex with it? If so, maybe.

[jakethebake]

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I'm just trying to understand why anyone - even if your worked for ESPN - would go to this much trouble to insult the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs.

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Maybe Tony parker boned his wife on a road trip?

[istewart]

No, Tony Parker's wife is [censored] hot enough.

[jakethebake]

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No, Tony Parker's wife is [censored] hot enough.

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But could she beat up a turtle?

[mason55]

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No, Tony Parker's wife is [censored] hot enough.

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But could she beat up a turtle?

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Late entrants to the animal death match?

[The Yugoslavian]

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How aboput why then?

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No clue.

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I'm going to assume he's slow? But the banana... that's outta my league.

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He's actually very very quick and fast.

He's second banana to both Timmy D and Manu....but I do believe I'm reading into this picture too deeply now.

Yugoslav

[STLantny]

With or without the bannana in its mouth?

[istewart]

Sorry, not wife. Girlfriend, Longoria. Yes, she beats up the turtle.

[The Yugoslavian]

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i have no idea who or what this is.

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Who: Tony Parker is the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs.
What: Some sort of turtle.

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How aboput why then?

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Why not?

This is a solid picture IMO. The only question I have is, why Parker? Why not Shaq? Or better yet, Chris Webber...he's looked a lot like a slow turtle with a banana stuck in his mouth lately.

Yugoslav

[mason55]

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Sorry, not wife. Girlfriend, Longoria. Yes, she beats up the turtle.

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WOAH WOAH I didn't realize THAT'S who his girlfriend was.

She's smokin.

[istewart]

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/evalongoriaglobes3.jpg

http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/images/misc/temp/evalongoriadesperatehousewives.jpg

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/RS_964_-_Eva_Longoria_-_2004_People_of_the_Year_-_lg.6657548.jpg

[jakethebake]

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Sorry, not wife. Girlfriend, Longoria. Yes, she beats up the turtle.

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Even a snapping turtle?

[jakethebake]

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This is a solid picture IMO. The only question I have is, why Parker? Why not Shaq? Or better yet, Chris Webber...he's looked a lot like a slow turtle with a banana stuck in his mouth lately. Yugoslav

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How is a pic that absolutely no one understands "solid"?

[The Yugoslavian]

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This is a solid picture IMO. The only question I have is, why Parker? Why not Shaq? Or better yet, Chris Webber...he's looked a lot like a slow turtle with a banana stuck in his mouth lately. Yugoslav

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How is a pic that absolutely no one understands "solid"?

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Well, he properly titled his post Tony Parker allowing NBA fans to view and others to dismiss. I think many NBA fans will enjoy this picture. Plus, it leads to pictures of his g/f...which has to be +EV.

I do think it would be greatly enhanced by being Chris Webber instead. Similarly, accompanying pics of Tyra could be posted (almost as +EV) for those who don't find the original picture entertaining in the slightest.

Yugoslav