Who is "crystalungs " ? Can someone look this person up

[theredpill5]

Good luck beating the 10+ 1's. Hell, even the fish are talking about poker prophecy. He told me to look that up. I lost an 18 outer to him and he says I suck. He pushed all-in with middle pair on the flop. I made mistake by not pushing on the flop but I couldn't fold an 18 outer so I called and no help came.

Here is what happened. Tell me how I played it.


#Game No : 1837806538
***** Hand History for Game 1837806538 *****
NL Hold'em $10 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:10968426 Level:5 Blinds(100/200) - Sunday, April 03, 09:41:47 EDT 2005
Table Table 39801 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: Hero ( $1395 )
Seat 9: BRYAN999 ( $710 )
Seat 1: sonny6669 ( $1110 )
Seat 6: crystalungs ( $1540 )
Seat 7: blackball632 ( $1440 )
Seat 8: Muckemdanno ( $1805 )
Trny:10968426 Level:5
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ]
blackball632 folds.
Muckemdanno folds.
BRYAN999 folds.
sonny6669 folds.
Hero raises [300].
crystalungs calls [200].
** Dealing Flop ** [ J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif ]
hero bets [325].
crystalungs is all-In [1140]
hero is all-In [670]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
hero shows [ Td, 9d ] a pair of fours.
crystalungs shows [ 7c, 6c ] two pairs, sevens and fours.
hero finished in sixth place.
crystalungs wins 145 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, sevens and fours.
crystalungs wins 2790 chips from the main pot with two pairs, sevens and fours.
hero has left the table.
The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.
Game #1837808460 starts.

I had 18 outs. Should I have just pushed preflop if I wanted to blind steal ? Or pushed on the flop ? Help. I had a terrible losing streak tonight.

Anyway, crystalungs tells me to go check out pokerprophecy.com

WTF ? A fish telling me to go check this out? He just put all his money in with a 30 % chance to win.

[theredpill5]

I hope crystalungs comes to this forum. I just looked that fucker up. I told him that he sucked. He said, "I suck ? I suck? ...." Go check out pokerprophecy. so I did. I have a better win % than that moron. He's probably on a good run. I got 46 % and he has 37% with a huge number of losses in the $5's. He has 1 win and 4 losses in the $5's.

[apd138]

How large is your penis?

[theredpill5]

How loose is your pussy ?

[theredpill5]

I'm too passive on the bubble. From now on, I'm pushing anytime I get a good hand.

[1C5]

What is with your posts?

Please tell me you are 18 because if you are much older than that you have some serious issues. If you are young, I forgive you, you will see how stupid these questions seem in a few years.

[theredpill5]

Umm, what do you mean ?

[1C5]

Are you 18?

[theredpill5]

I won't say. I don't understand what is wrong with my post.

[apd138]

Maybe you need to think about it then based on the only responses. I seriously hope this is a troll account otherwise this is just kinda sad.

[theredpill5]

I still don't know exactly what a troll is. I'm hear to learn about poker. Whatever a troll is, would he post here everyday and talk about poker ? I talk about poker on a poker forum. How could that be wrong ?

[kurto]

You wrote-- "What is with your posts? Please tell me you are 18 because if you are much older than that you have some serious issues."

FYI- This guy is infamous on the Small Stakes NL forum. His posts always elicited a reaction. Either they thought he was a childish troll and they were annoyed by him OR they thought he was a unintentionally funny. People still make jokes about TRP posts. I think he switched to STT because half of the small stakes forum ignored him while the other half responded to him sarcastically.

It should also be noted... he started as Theredpill. His foul postings caused him to lose multiple IDs. I'm sure we'll see theredpill6, theredpill22, etc.

If you search his postings, you'll see that most go like this...

What's wrong with so and so? I was winning and this _______ (fill in the insult) beat me. Did I play this wrong?

He will then ignore any and all advice sometimes insulting anyone who questions his play.