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whiskeytown
04-03-2005, 04:35 AM
heard this tonight...

Kissing a smoker is a lot like licking an empty ashtray.

so the next time you get too lonely, you know what to do... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

pax
RB

peachy
04-03-2005, 04:36 AM
ive heard that a ton...and yes it is....

badonkadonk
04-03-2005, 04:39 AM
i've told a girl once her mouth tastes like an ashtray. that didn't go over too well.

The Dude
04-03-2005, 04:52 AM
Smoking is one of the biggest turnoffs for me.

mason55
04-03-2005, 04:52 AM
so glad i quit

Tyler Durden
04-03-2005, 04:54 AM
Boiling Points is a great show eh Whiskey?

NLSoldier
04-03-2005, 04:54 AM
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Smoking is THE biggest turnoff for me.

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Fixed your post.

whiskeytown
04-03-2005, 04:58 AM
nah...

heard that tonight at a gig

cute law graduate comes up after the gig...asks me to sing her a personal song, (a sexy one) - and i do, and we talk about seeing each other at the bar after I load up...

well of course, I'm not drunk enough to flirt, and she's too drunk to remember who I am, but I see her light up a cig. a few tables over, and my friends who are pressuring me to make a move back off,

and then one of them tells that joke...funny as hell. esp. since there was an empty ashtray nearby...LOL

Yes, once again, the loser could not close the deal....not even with a drunk girl who saw him rock and roll....bash away at this luser [censored].

RB

3rdEye
04-03-2005, 05:50 AM
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Smoking is one of the biggest turnoffs for me.

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I thought that f*ing a stranger in the a** would be...

3rdEye
04-03-2005, 05:56 AM
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nah...

heard that tonight at a gig

cute law graduate comes up after the gig...asks me to sing her a personal song, (a sexy one) - and i do, and we talk about seeing each other at the bar after I load up...

well of course, I'm not drunk enough to flirt, and she's too drunk to remember who I am, but I see her light up a cig. a few tables over, and my friends who are pressuring me to make a move back off,

and then one of them tells that joke...funny as hell. esp. since there was an empty ashtray nearby...LOL

Yes, once again, the loser could not close the deal....not even with a drunk girl who saw him rock and roll....bash away at this luser [censored].

RB

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WTF is wrong with your friends--they "back off" from getting you to hit on a hot, presumably intelligent girl, just because they saw her smoke a cigarette?

Tyler Durden
04-03-2005, 05:56 AM
Well okay. But it was also said on Boiling Points today (er, yesterday).

gamblore99
04-03-2005, 06:08 AM
smokin is a HUUUUUUUUUGE turn off. I won't date a smoker, though I would have no problem just banging one.

The Dude
04-03-2005, 06:13 AM
I'd rather kiss a girl who smokes than a girl who chews.

Huhmare
04-03-2005, 02:14 PM
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heard this tonight...

Kissing a smoker is a lot like licking an empty ashtray.

so the next time you get too lonely, you know what to do... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

pax
RB

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Banging a smoker ain't that bad. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif But I would not kiss a smoker, EVER! It's horrible. If my girlfriend smoked, I'd force her to stop.

BusterStacks
04-03-2005, 02:33 PM
The flipside of this is that smokers are sluttier and therefore easy to bang. BTW I'm a smoker so I can't tell.

Fratony
04-03-2005, 04:57 PM
How about smoking P.O.T.? To me thats a turn ON, but cigs are definately a turnoff. Plus P.O.T. is a great panty dropper.

JackWilson
04-03-2005, 05:01 PM
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BTW I'm a smoker so I can't tell.

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Heh. Exactly. Me too. Doesn't taste any different, so I guess that's the solution. Start smoking.

Jurollo
04-03-2005, 05:10 PM
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BTW I'm a smoker so I can't tell.

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Heh. Exactly. Me too. Doesn't taste any different, so I guess that's the solution. Start smoking.

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HAHA!
~Justin

BWebb
04-03-2005, 06:03 PM
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Smoking is one of the biggest turnoffs for me.

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Cry Me A River
04-03-2005, 06:17 PM
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Kissing a smoker is a lot like licking an empty ashtray.


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So, somebody is a Happy Days fan?

GuyOnTilt
04-03-2005, 11:30 PM
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Smoking is one of the biggest turnoffs for me.

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A wise man once said: "Do not talk about that which you do not know.

GoT

Catch of the Day
04-03-2005, 11:32 PM
I smoke after sex...I know, I have checked...

Catch-

InchoateHand
04-03-2005, 11:33 PM
Smoking is cool.