BretWeir
04-03-2005, 12:34 AM
So I'm at a spring training baseball game with my wife, and as we're on our way out of the ballpark, we pass by an opened, almost-full bag of peanuts sitting on the arm of a now-abandoned seat. I'm thinking some peanuts might hit the spot, so I reach in, grab a handfull, and proceed to crack them open and chow down as we exit.
My wife is mortified and accuses me of Costanza-like 'garbage eating'.
I disagree: the peanuts were not touching garbage. While discarded, they had only been by themselves for a couple of minutes, tops. And they're in their shells, anyway, so what's the harm?
Your verdict: ok to eat the orphan peanuts?
My wife is mortified and accuses me of Costanza-like 'garbage eating'.
I disagree: the peanuts were not touching garbage. While discarded, they had only been by themselves for a couple of minutes, tops. And they're in their shells, anyway, so what's the harm?
Your verdict: ok to eat the orphan peanuts?