Vegas is Rigged

[fimbulwinter]

vegas
19 hours
-3 buyins


New MGM room. 500 game. full of sunglasses and twenties. i am rock to 700.

UTG raises to 20, 6 callers, my aces make it 200 from SB, UTG calls and we get 1.4K in on a 9 high board. JJ good.

"chips"

speeding hard, 500 to 1400

twopluser makes it 30 UTG, 2 callers, and me on button. Q67; pot, call, call, big raise, UTG thinks and mucks aces, MP shows him "how to gamble" with 1700, fold to me, insta-call. turn Q, river 6. ni han.

"chips"

speeding and tilting to 600.

oakleys, underbite, and what looks to be glandular two seats right. on BB cold called all-in RR with AJ. now at 1.1K. second hand folded from sb. all limp to me on BB, TT makes it 90. three callers. flop 444. I'm all-in. so is button with AA.




studio 54 full of girls. pretty ones. I like pretty girls who like me.
GF out of commission and angry all week.
went to lamest club ever thursday. paris sucks even when it ain't.


shot a handgun. so did the GF. she liked it. i need to shoot quail again.

kid next to me wanted to shoot an AR-15 for his 18th. shoulda pointed it the other way. even DUI dad called him sissy for backing out after the demo. Roberts right; natural seeeeelection is BS.

excited for the coming quarter.

fim

[Ianco15]

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UTG raises to 20, 6 callers, my aces make it 200 from SB, UTG calls and we get 1.4K in on a 9 high board. JJ good.

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I am very confused by this. Did you have aces and lose this hand to JJ?



Actually I'm confused by this whole post.

[fimbulwinter]

those were the three biggest hands i played this week.

i did not win any big hands.

fim

[stinkypete]

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Actually I'm confused by this whole post.

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[OrangeCat]

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Actually I'm confused by this whole post.

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[/ QUOTE ]For 4am it's not that bad.

Sorry it was not better for you fim. I always thought anybody who could beat Commerce would have no trouble at similar levels in Vegas.

[Brock Landers]

Was that post worded very strangely or is my brain melting?

[GreywolfNYC]

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Was that post worded very strangely or is my brain melting?

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Your brain is okay. The post is almost totally incomprehensible.

[Yeknom58]

What did you have on the 2nd hand? 77

[Bluffoon]

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Was that post worded very strangely or is my brain melting?

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Your brain is okay. The post is almost totally incomprehensible.

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I tried to look at it like art. It can mean pretty much whatever you want it to mean. I liked it.

[soah]

I thought it was poetry.

[Dynasty]

Guys, the appropriate response is:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/ngbbs405e55818e412.jpg

[fimbulwinter]

yep.

fim

[PokerPaul]

n/m

[Yeknom58]

Holy F this is funny..where did you get this?

[BottlesOf]

One of the best posts I've read in a while.

[Brock Landers]

Honestly Fimbul, what drugs aided you in this post? My guess is heavy doses of ecstasy. A girl I know took way too much once and wrote similarly distorted type sentences in her journal.

Still a interesting read though Fimbul.

[benfranklin]

Hunter Thompson wannabe. Not even close.

[BottlesOf]

Raise the turn

[nolanfan34]

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Raise the turn

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Standard.

[Trainwreck]

DITTO, this fella doesn't type coherently at all, like he's a poker gangsta beeeyotch or something, anyone translating for us rednecks?

>TW<

[benfranklin]

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anyone translating for us rednecks?



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He said that he went to Vegas and got so wasted that he still can't think straight.

[Jax_Grinder]

Can't .... stop .... laughing. That's a gem.

[fimbulwinter]

lost three $500 buyins; one with set vs top pair, one with AA vs JJ on 9 high flop, one to donkification.
the other parts of my trip which were supposed to be fun sucked too.
natural selection is no longer functioning within the human race.
that said, i'm excited for the future.

oh yeah, i was sober when i wrote this. and the only drug i use is booze.

fim

ps- tln, not txn, get it?