[NC] Partying with the table coaches

[milesdyson]

Preface: I call J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif from the BB getting like 6:1, so it's a slightly loose call.

Flop comes A/images/graemlins/club.gif2/images/graemlins/spade.gif3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. I check call.

Turn 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. I check call.

River T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif. I bet.

Coach 1: what the hell are you calling with?
milesdyson: i think i had a flush draw
Coach 1: on the turn
milesdyson: yeah
milesdyson: and before the flop
Coach 1: you had a flush draw before the flop?
milesdyson: i think so
Coach 1: thats possibly?
milesdyson: i dont know man
Coach 1: well good job
milesdyson: ty
Coach 2: dont u hate that
Coach 2: when people play dumb stuff
Coach 1: yes sir i do
Coach 2: it pisses me off so bad
milesdyson: it was suited
Coach 2: ya it was wasnt it
Coach 2: idiot
milesdyson: yes
milesdyson: it was suited
milesdyson: diamonds have been lucky for me lately
Coach 2: dude on this other table i jamed it up with my aces preflop and i got beat by a guy with q 8
milesdyson: Q8 is g00t!
Coach 1: its ridiculous
Coach 2: i know
Coach 2: i wish i had more money so i could play high stakes
milesdyson: true
Coach 1: me too man
milesdyson: me too
Coach 2: shut up XXX
milesdyson: yeah, me too
Coach 2: hey miles dyson do u suck XXXX
milesdyson: only if XXXX means ice cream

[SoftcoreRevolt]

It would've been slightly more perfect if you answered that yes, yes you do suck dicks.

[Malachii]

Haha /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bradyams]

Nice!

I had the same type of thing happen to me the other day. I misclicked and raised with K7o. I ended up getting really lucky and winning, and a couple of guys were like "you raise with K7? Lol, I want you in on my hands". I responded, "What's wrong with that? That's how they play on TV".

Needless to say I got plenty of action for the rest of my session /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[DavidC]

Miles, I must appologize for my behavior. I'd been getting beat on for what seemed like hours (but was actually only 15 hands), and I couldn't take it any more.

I f-cking hate diamonds.

--Dave.

[istewart]

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Miles, I must appologize for my behavior. I'd been getting beat on for what seemed like hours (but was actually only 15 hands), and I couldn't take it any more.

I f-cking hate diamonds.

--Dave.

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LOL

[DavidC]

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Miles, I must appologize for my behavior. I'd been getting beat on for what seemed like hours (but was actually only 15 hands), and I couldn't take it any more.

I f-cking hate diamonds.

--Dave.

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LOL

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Actually, I want to add that the ice cream line was awesome!

[SCfuji]

hey miles,

bosstime

[olavfo]

First post I read today and it had me giggling for 5 minutes. Nice way to start the day. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

olavfo

[einbert]

[ QUOTE ]
milesdyson: it was suited
Coach 2: ya it was wasnt it
Coach 2: idiot
milesdyson: yes
milesdyson: it was suited
milesdyson: diamonds have been lucky for me lately

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Nice hand lol.

I always love to ask the question "What are outs?" when they harp on me about how many outs I had (interestingly, they are usually wrong).

Oh btw I do think you should have folded PF :-P.

[KingOtter]

This is hilarious!

I like treating table coaches like this, too.. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

KO

[No_Stake]

i think i was on this table with you or one like it on .50-1
and it was pretty funny, wish i had enough money to act a fool on the .50-1 just for fun lol

[DoctorDrew]

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Coach 2: i wish i had more money so i could play high stakes

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Man there is a ton of analysis that could be done with that statement. I had a similar confrontation with Boulder when I called their two pair on the turn with MP and an overcard getting 8:1. I spiked trips on the river. Got it capped and took an extra BB from another caller.

Boulder: chaser
me: unless you have the nuts . . .
me: aren't we all chasing something?
me: and I always value bet my nuts
Boulder: i had your ass til the river
me: that's why I play here
me: another site i frequent only puts 4 cards on the board
me: that makes it harder to draw out.
Boulder: acehole
me: shh, i'm stacking your chips
Boulder: guys like you ruin the game
me: true. sorry I took a month's winnings from you (Guy was 6/0/1.0)

OK< usually I don't talk this much or say anything other than nh, but my session was ending and I could not resist

[einbert]

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(Guy was 6/0/1.0)

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Jesus christ, no wonder he was pissed. If he's single tabling he hardly ever even plays a hand.

[DoctorDrew]

I swear I saw a feather duster in front of him to dust off the chips when he decided to play one.

[bottomset]

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Boulder: i had your ass til the river
me: that's why I play here
me: another site i frequent only puts 4 cards on the board
me: that makes it harder to draw out.
Boulder: acehole
me: shh, i'm stacking your chips
Boulder: guys like you ruin the game
me: true. sorry I took a month's winnings from you (Guy was 6/0/1.0)

OK< usually I don't talk this much or say anything other than nh, but my session was ending and I could not resist

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