This Question is Gay Too

[Matty]

How much money would it take for you to allow a guy to suck you off for 5 minutes? You can close your eyes if you wish, and pick the guy as well. You will not get an STD, and no one will ever know.

Interesting story, I was offered $100 once, but it was not enough. $500 would get me thinking though ..

[Jman28]

Could we get a little more details on this story?

[pshreck]

I predict a ton more 0-500's.

[Matty]

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Could we get a little more details on this story?

[/ QUOTE ]I was a bartender at a restaurant- most of the waiters were gay. One of them approached me. That's about it.

[daryn]

are you crazy? some straight guys would allow it for free. i can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k

also, 5 minutes? f that. if he's gonna start, he's gonna finish!

[pshreck]

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are you crazy? some straight guys would allow it for free. i can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k

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Agreed.

If I get to pick the guy, I would do it for maybe 250. Or free.

[thatpfunk]

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also, 5 minutes? f that. if he's gonna start, he's gonna finish!

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Hahaha.

[tdarko]

definately not for free!

[pshreck]

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definately not for free!

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I think Id let Tom Brady suck me off for free.

Just to know that it happened.

[Jack of Arcades]

I can't imagine it being really any different, I've gotten some really shitty blowjobs before, maybe after 5 minutes if this guy is, pardon the pun, sucking, I' mercifully stop it.

[tdarko]

i guess i am just not THAT into getting a blowjob, dont get me wrong its nice...i would rather [censored] roseanne barr or something /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[spamuell]

I would do this for free and pick my friends so I could laugh at them.

[Matty]

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I can't imagine it being really any different, I've gotten some really shitty blowjobs before, maybe after 5 minutes if this guy is, pardon the pun, sucking, I' mercifully stop it.

[/ QUOTE ]From what my gay waiter friends tell me, guys are infinitely better at blowjobs than girls. But then, some of them were also trying to get into my pants at the time.

[Ogre]

if you dont get an STD and nobody knows about it did it even happen?

[lu_hawk]

if $500 would get you thinking then you are probably gay.

[Benholio]

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if $500 would get you thinking then you are probably gay.

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Be careful Hawk, if you reply to a gay person you might turn gay too. Better wash your hands now.

[captZEEbo1]

If no one will ever know and I can close my eyes....I'd do it for 100 for sure. It might take a little more if friends were going to be told. As long as the guy didn't have a facial hair, I might do it for free =P

[Matty]

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If no one will ever know and I can close my eyes....I'd do it for 100 for sure. It might take a little more if friends were going to be told. As long as the guy didn't have a facial hair, I might do it for free =P

[/ QUOTE ]But what about the chance that every time you try to fantasize about a woman giving you head that guy pops into your head?

[wacki]

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are you crazy? some straight guys would allow it for free. i can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k

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Some straight guys would allow their dad to fondle them for free. I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k from their dad.

That doesn't sound like a very good arguement, does it?

[JGalt]

Hilarious, I used to know a gay guy who offered several people I know, myself included, a grand if he could give a blowjob. I declined, but I'm not to sure about some of my friends.

[AlienCorpse]

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Hilarious, I used to know a gay guy who offered several people I know, myself included, a grand if he could give a blowjob. I declined, but I'm not to sure about some of my friends.

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Is he really rich or just really really gay?

[Lazymeatball]

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are you crazy? some straight guys would allow it for free. i can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k

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Some straight guys would allow their dad to fondle them for free. I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't take less than 1k from their dad.

That doesn't sound like a very good arguement, does it?

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No, yours doesn't sound like a very good argument, but what the hell does it have to do with what daryn said?

[wacki]

I tried to word it as close as possible to daryns arguement.

Daryn said some guys will do it for free, therefore nobody should turn down the gay blowjob for $1,000. Anything else is unimaginable.

I said some guys get molested for free, therefore nobody should turn down the molestation for $1,000. Anything else is unimaginable.

Basically I was pointing out that just because somebody else doesn't mind the experience, doesn't mean it won't bother somebody else to the point that they wouldn't do it for X amount of dollars. I was taking it to extremes. On a lesser note, El Diablo wouldn't watch gay porn for $1,000. On the other hand I did it for free when I took a Human sexuality course through the Kinsey Institute. El Diablo isn't stupid for turning down a gay porn video for $1,000. The same principle applies. Do you understand?

Another example. Some people skydive for free. My sister wouldn't do it for $1,000. Some people eat sushi every day. I wouldn't eat sushi every day if you paid me $1,000. Clear enough?

[Bluffoon]

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How much money would it take for you to allow a guy to suck you off for 5 minutes? You can close your eyes if you wish, and pick the guy as well. You will not get an STD, and no one will ever know.

Interesting story, I was offered $100 once, but it was not enough. $500 would get me thinking though ..

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Everybody has a price but you are not there yet for me. Not even close.

[Lazymeatball]

so what you're trying to say is that you watched gay porn?

[Sponger15SB]

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so what you're trying to say is that you watched gay porn?

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Yeah thats pretty much all I was able to read of that whole argument. He is probably the gayest guy on these forums, you know who he reminds me of...

http://festival.vivasanremo.com/jpg/boy_george.jpg




jk wacki

[wacki]

lol, not only did I watch gay porn, but I watched artistic gay porn, filmed in black and white, starring men with heavy british accents. I must say I found the whole thing rather comical.

[Rick Diesel]

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How much money would it take for you to allow a guy to suck you off for 5 minutes? You can close your eyes if you wish, and pick the guy as well. You will not get an STD, and no one will ever know.

Interesting story, I was offered $100 once, but it was not enough. $500 would get me thinking though ..

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Everybody has a price but you are not there yet for me. Not even close.

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I agree with the reply. I am sure that I would have a price but absolute minimum it would have to be life changing money. I make more than 10k in two months. My guess is that it would have to be at least 200k for me to consider and I doubt I would do it for less than 1 million.

[thatpfunk]

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I agree with the reply. I am sure that I would have a price but absolute minimum it would have to be life changing money. I make more than 10k in two months. My guess is that it would have to be at least 200k for me to consider and I doubt I would do it for less than 1 million.

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Complete BS. People can talk a lot, but once 50k or 100k is on the table in front of them... (provided you are not wealthy, if you are, my apologies)

[cjhellm]

Here is my problem: You close your eyes and the guy gives you the best blowjob of your life. Then anything from a girl is "not as good as the one that guy gave me." If guys really give better blowjobs, this is a very realistic possiblity. That would be a personal hell, and puts my number in 5 figures.