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miajag81
04-01-2005, 06:27 PM
For the straight guys out there, how much compensation would it take for you to suck another guy off, to completion? Assume that 1) you are allowed to choose the guy, 2) you are guaranteed no one would ever find out, 3) you are guaranteed not to get any kind of STD, and 4) you don't have to swallow.
PoBoy321
04-01-2005, 06:28 PM
Spit or swallow?
miajag81
04-01-2005, 06:29 PM
i just added that stipulation
gaydar
04-01-2005, 06:31 PM
http://www.bigfilmshorts.com/stills/gaydar.jpg

Thinking of sucking some guy off?

Gaydar has detected gayness in your post.
tdarko
04-01-2005, 06:38 PM
stipulation #1 is arbitrary b/c the guy doesnt matter...its going to be [censored] up no matter who it is.
stabn
04-01-2005, 06:56 PM
Dude your numbers are way too low. Those are "i want to do this but i don't want it to look like i do, so give me a little something" numbers. Real numbers for straight guys start in the six digit range. If you were going to do this poll and were hoping for any sort of semi-true responses you need to hit the high seven to eight digit range as well.
siccjay
04-01-2005, 06:58 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/jaydeuce/pumpkinsuc.jpg
miajag81
04-01-2005, 06:59 PM
Finding some gay in a post titled "This question is gay" does not an effective gaydar make.
gaydar
04-01-2005, 07:03 PM
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Finding some gay in a post titled "This question is gay" does not an effective gaydar make.

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Gay, yoda is.
GrekeHaus
04-01-2005, 07:06 PM
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stipulation #1 is arbitrary b/c the guy doesnt matter...its going to be [censored] up no matter who it is.

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It certainly does make a difference. Imagine these two cases:

Guy #1: 450 pounds, hairy, and sweaty. His gut keeps falling over his junk so that you have to keep moving it out of the way as you're going. His dick is highly insensitive because he masterbates 10 times a day and he just got finished having anal sex with a donkey and hasn't washed since.

Guy #2: Looks like Brad Pitt and has a dick that tastes like a lolipop. Has been known to ejaculate with almost no stimulation.

You're saying it doesn't matter?
tdarko
04-01-2005, 07:24 PM
first of all a dick is a dick, it doesnt matter if a six pack is above it...it all tastes the same.

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Guy #2: Looks like Brad Pitt and has a dick that tastes like a lolipop. Has been known to ejaculate with almost no stimulation

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is this information known cause i am wondering how you know this??
bd8802
04-01-2005, 07:27 PM
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first of all a dick is a dick, it doesnt matter if a six pack is above it...it all tastes the same.

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is this information known cause i am wondering how you know this??
tdarko
04-01-2005, 07:34 PM
cause i have sucked many dicks.

come on smart ass can you think for yourself?
M2d
04-01-2005, 07:34 PM
those who opted for 0-500 are gigolos. the obvious answer is 10000+ because the + encompasses so many numbers. I think I'll start the bidding at 10 million after taxes.
ethan
04-01-2005, 07:43 PM
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first of all a dick is a dick, it doesnt matter if a six pack is above it...it all tastes the same.

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That reminded me of this (http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050220-stinky.html) article (warning, gross). Search for "fermenting cheese in there" if you don't want to wade through the whole thing.
GrekeHaus
04-01-2005, 07:44 PM
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first of all a dick is a dick, it doesnt matter if a six pack is above it...it all tastes the same.

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Guy #2: Looks like Brad Pitt and has a dick that tastes like a lolipop. Has been known to ejaculate with almost no stimulation

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is this information known cause i am wondering how you know this??

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I'm pretty sure that if you got a chance to suck off Brad Pitt, you'd have to do it based on all the chicks that would want to sleep with you just because you had blown Brad Pitt.