All time NBA ugly team

[radek2166]

Brace youself (http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=257&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1& StoryMonth=3&StoryYear=2005)


The Starters


Sam Cassell
Position: Guard
College: Florida State '93
NBA: 1993 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 10

Reggie Miller
Position: Guard
College: UCLA '87
NBA: 1987 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 9.75

Popeye Jones
Postion: Forward
College: Murray State '92
NBA: 1993 - 2004
Ugliness Rating: 9.9

Tyrone Hill
Postion: Forward
College: Xavier (Ohio) '90
NBA: 1990 - 2004
Ugliness Rating: 10

Gheorghe Muresan
Postion: Center
College: Cluj (Romania) '92
NBA: 1990 - 2000
Ugliness Rating: 10


The Coach

Hubie Brown
College: Niagra '55
NBA: 1976 - 1987, 2002 - 2005
Ugliness Rating: 9


The Bench

Walt Hazzard
Postion: Gaurd
College: UCLA '64
NBA: 1964 - 1974
Ugliness Rating: 9

John Havlicek
Postion: Guard
College: The Ohio State '62
NBA: 1962 - 1978
Ugliness Rating: 8

Larry Joe Bird
Position: Forward
College: Indiana State '79
NBA: 1979 - 1997
Ugliness Rating: 9.5

Calvin Booth
Postion: Forward/Center
College: Penn State '99
NBA: 1999 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 10


Jake Tsakalidis
Position: Center
College: N/A Greece '00
NBA: 2000 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 9.5


Mengke Bateer
Postion: Center
College: N/A China '01
NBA: 2000 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 9.3

Steve Haws
Position: Center/Forward
College: University of Washington '75
NBA: 1975 - 1984
Ugliness Rating: 9.5


Honorable Mentions


Billy Paultz
Center
College: St. John's '70
NBA: 1970 - 1985
Ugliness Rating: 9

Keith Closs
Position: Center
College: Sierra Vista '97
NBA: 1997 - 2000
Ugliness Rating: 9.8

Patrick Ewing
Position: Center
College: Georgetown '86
NBA: 1986 - 2002
Ugliness Rating: 9.5

Scotty Pippen
Position: Forward
College: Central Arkansas '87
NBA: 1987 - 2004
Ugliness Rating: 9.4

Scot Pollard
Position: Center/Forward
College: Kansas '97
NBA: 1997 - Present
Ugliness Rating: 9.2

[Lumpy]

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Ewing's jaw... there hasn't been one of its like in the human race in 60- shoot, 70,000 years. If Ewing was to pass on, and you got a hold of his skeletal jaw and buried it in the Olduvai Gorge, the archeologist who dug it up might announce that he had found a speciman that was almost certainly [censored] Erectus, though remarkably well-preserved.

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lol

[tdarko]

i am not saying ewing is uglier than muresan but your team is incomplete without him in the starting lineup, take tyrone hill out and put ewing at the 4 spot.

ewing is top 3 ugly.

[istewart]

http://www.geocities.com/miller_reggie05/capt_pacers_knicks_for_three2.jpg

Those series were so much fun.

Then there's this...

http://www.cavshistory.com/images/players/Tyrone_Hill.jpg


ROFL

[offTopic]

http://www.nba.com/media/history/mark_eaton_120x120.jpg

[slickpoppa]

That picture is awesome. The best part is the look of devastation on the faces of the Knicks fans that know what is about to happen. Definitely one of the best comebacks is sports history

[miajag81]

Is Reggie Miller really uglier than Scottie Pippen?

[radek2166]

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Is Reggie Miller really uglier than Scottie Pippen?

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I think this question has plagued man since they both came into the league. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[miajag81]

My point is, I've never thought of Miller as particularly ugly.

[radek2166]

I'm just messing around. barkley basicly said the same thing. That Miller is not a bad looking dude.

[BigD226]

How in the world could you not include this man?

http://www.kdf.org/images/eventimages/Bill-Walton225.jpg

Horse-tooth jackass!

[Shajen]

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How in the world could you not include this man?

http://www.kdf.org/images/eventimages/Bill-Walton225.jpg

Horse-tooth jackass!

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That's a HORRRRIBLE CALL!

[gumpzilla]

[ QUOTE ]
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Ewing's jaw... there hasn't been one of its like in the human race in 60- shoot, 70,000 years. If Ewing was to pass on, and you got a hold of his skeletal jaw and buried it in the Olduvai Gorge, the archeologist who dug it up might announce that he had found a speciman that was almost certainly [censored] Erectus, though remarkably well-preserved.

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lol

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Please tell me that [censored] erectus was not censored.

EDIT: Wow.

[Joe826]

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How in the world could you not include this man?

http://www.kdf.org/images/eventimages/Bill-Walton225.jpg

Horse-tooth jackass!

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That's a HORRRRIBLE CALL!

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BORDER-LINE INSANE!

man, i hate that guy.

[brassnuts]

Is it just me...?

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nba/200006/08/393faebd02d6b/6.jpg

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200307/quark01/200x150.jpg

[Shajen]

[ QUOTE ]
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How in the world could you not include this man?

Horse-tooth jackass!

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That's a HORRRRIBLE CALL!

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BORDER-LINE INSANE!

man, i hate that guy.

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Naw bro I don't like him at all.