Kelly Osbourne to portray Bjork in upcoming Oliver Stone Film?!

[JoshuaD]

W T F. (http://www.bjork.com/grapewire/?id=520;year=2005)

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They cast that fat whore to play this icelandic goddess:
http://joshman.ath.cx:81/bjork.jpg

W T F.



Winona Ryder was trying to get the role too. She would have been perfect. What the hell were they thinking when they cast Kelly Osbourn?

[daryn]

hahahaha.... fat whore.

[JoshuaD]

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[xpander]

NH.

[thatpfunk]

I don't understand what Bjork deserves a movie? She is still alive, yes? What's next, Spielberg telling the true story of Maroon 5? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Can someone inform the uninformed? I assume her story is interesting but, aren't a lot of famous musicians'?

[MarkL444]

wow
most people who like bjork will hate kelly osbourne. what a terrible idea regardless of how much they look alike.

[xpander]

This has actually got to be one of the better pranks so far.

[JoshuaD]

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wow
most people who like bjork will hate kelly osbourne. what a terrible idea regardless of how much they look alike.

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regardless of how much they look alike.

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regardless of how much they look alike.

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They look nothing alike.

[siccjay]

LMAO hahahahah good [censored]

[JoshuaD]

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This has actually got to be one of the better pranks so far.

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hahaha, I just got owned. I didn't realize it was posted on april first. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[siccjay]

I think they just wanted to give Kelly Osbourne a movie role that no one would give a [censored] about.

[MarkL444]

i know they look nothing alike. bad wording on my part.

[MarkL444]

btw i dont really think bjork is hot (and im a big fan)

[JoshuaD]

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btw i dont really think bjork is hot (and im a big fan)

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I don't think she's "hot" like Jessica Simpson is "Hot", but I do think Bjork is incredibly sexy.