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Anadrol 50
03-31-2005, 09:39 PM
What will happen if you don't take a piss after you cum. I once did this and fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I pissed and it went all over the place and hurt slightly. I was discussing this with a coworker and he claimed that it is very harmful to not urinate after ejaculating. Is this true?
spamuell
03-31-2005, 09:42 PM
I don't know what your coworker means by "harmful" but I do this frequently and I'm fine, as far as I know.
I envy you for having conversations like this at work.
Edge34
03-31-2005, 09:42 PM
WTF man...
A) Don't want to know about your pissing habits.
B) See a damn doctor. And please, never tell us about things like this. Ever.
Popinjay
03-31-2005, 09:44 PM
Usually I get the doubled stream effect. It's very difficult to aim properly and be able to get both streams in the bowl. I suspect this is from leftover semen cloggage in the ureter, but I could be wrong. Wacki, you know anything about this?
istewart
03-31-2005, 09:44 PM
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WTF man...
A) Don't want to know about your pissing habits.
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bd8802
03-31-2005, 09:46 PM
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WTF man...
A) Don't want to know about your pissing habits.
B) See a damn doctor. And please, never tell us about things like this. Ever.
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hunterking
03-31-2005, 09:50 PM
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lmao
spamuell
03-31-2005, 09:52 PM
OK, I know my saying this makes it more likely to happen but please don't let this thread turn into fifty replies of the same quote.
It's just not funny when it happens for the umpteenth time.
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WTF man...
A) Don't want to know about your pissing habits.
B) See a damn doctor. And please, never tell us about things like this. Ever.
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OK, I know my saying this makes it more likely to happen but please don't let this thread turn into fifty replies of the same quote.
It's just not funny when it happens for the umpteenth time.
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stabn
03-31-2005, 09:56 PM
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OK, I know my saying this makes it more likely to happen but please don't let this thread turn into fifty replies of the same quote.
It's just not funny when it happens for the umpteenth time.
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stabn
03-31-2005, 09:56 PM
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OK, I know my saying this makes it more likely to happen but please don't let this thread turn into fifty replies of the same quote.
It's just not funny when it happens for the umpteenth time.
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spamuell
03-31-2005, 09:56 PM
Dead, I used to quite like you as a poster but that was just so predictable and not even close to funny, you disappoint me.
You knew it was going to happen. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
You invited it. Should have just said nothing.
spamuell
03-31-2005, 09:57 PM
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spamuell
03-31-2005, 09:57 PM
Ha I bet you didn't see that one coming.
stabn
03-31-2005, 09:59 PM
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Ha I bet you didn't see that one coming.
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stabn
03-31-2005, 09:59 PM
I bet you saw that one coming.
spamuell
03-31-2005, 10:01 PM
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Yes. I'm exasperated now, I'm going to bed.
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badonkadonk
03-31-2005, 10:08 PM
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this isn't funny
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Edge34
03-31-2005, 10:10 PM
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Of course it is. Noob. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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stabn
03-31-2005, 10:14 PM
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Edge34
03-31-2005, 10:23 PM
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AlienCorpse
03-31-2005, 10:35 PM
Hi I am a doctor, This is something that occurs to men with small penises. I'm afraid you have an incredibly small cock.
P.S. I am a doctor
Fratony
03-31-2005, 10:50 PM
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just kidding, but seriously, I have no idea what you are talking about. I pee when i have to and everything works out ok, except for the occasional split stream, but you have to expect that.
AlienCorpse
03-31-2005, 10:52 PM
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just kidding, but seriously, I have no idea what you are talking about. I pee when i have to and everything works out ok, except for the occasional split stream, but you have to expect that.
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This one actually is caused by a small penis!!!!
Fratony
03-31-2005, 11:09 PM
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just kidding, but seriously, I have no idea what you are talking about. I pee when i have to and everything works out ok, except for the occasional split stream, but you have to expect that.
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This one actually is caused by a small penis!!!!
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good explaination and creativity. Anyways, if you want a real explaination go to
this site (http://www.malehealth.co.uk/userpage1.cfm?item_id=193) and go to the bottom of the page, its the last question. Apparently you should probably wait a while before you pee after having sex.
KDawgCometh
03-31-2005, 11:29 PM
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Hi I am a doctor, This is something that occurs to men with small penises. I'm afraid you have an incredibly small cock.
P.S. I am a doctor
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this entire thread has me LMAO, but this just took the cake
brettbrettr
03-31-2005, 11:30 PM
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Apparently you should probably wait a while before you pee after having sex.
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Ummm, hero made no mention of "sex."
Fratony
04-01-2005, 12:21 AM
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Apparently you should probably wait a while before you pee after having sex.
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Ummm, hero made no mention of "sex."
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good point, i forgot there were so many upbiding christians around here /images/graemlins/wink.gif
CrazyN8
04-01-2005, 02:19 AM
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Apparently you should probably wait a while before you pee after having sex.
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Ummm, hero made no mention of "sex."
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Sponger15SB
04-01-2005, 02:32 AM
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Apparently you should probably wait a while before you pee after having sex.
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good point, i forgot there were so many upbiding christians around here /images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Yeah yeah.....thats why a lot of the people on 2+2 don't have sex......cause of religious reasons.
badonkadonk
04-01-2005, 07:30 AM
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what's funny is that i actually have posted here more than you
Rick Diesel
04-01-2005, 10:54 AM
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Why is that? Are you too busy with the TPS reports?
mostsmooth
04-01-2005, 10:56 AM
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OK, I know my saying this makes it more likely to happen but please don't let this thread turn into fifty replies of the same quote.
It's just not funny when it happens for the umpteenth time.
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mostsmooth
04-01-2005, 10:56 AM
i usually dont pee when im sleeping
codewarrior
04-01-2005, 11:11 AM
Tell me... Did your mom have any other children that lived?
LALDAAS
04-01-2005, 11:39 AM
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What will happen if you don't take a piss after you cum. I once did this and fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I pissed and it went all over the place and hurt slightly. I was discussing this with a coworker and he claimed that it is very harmful to not urinate after ejaculating. Is this true?
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Didnt Jim Carey use this as a skit in one of his movies?
Shajen
04-01-2005, 12:40 PM
Me Myself, and Irene.
Twas rather funny. Pissed on the ceiling if I remember.
To the OP:
Piss a little while after you're done dude. Think about it this way: Do you LIKE having partially-dried nut all up in your urethra? No? Then take the piss before you go to sleep.
Either that or piss in the shower.
meep_42
04-01-2005, 12:42 PM
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Yes. I'm exasperated now, I'm going to bed.
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Take a piss first.
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Sponger15SB
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
Hey did anyone open this post thinking that Anadrol 50 decided to turn gay, and he was coming out to OOT.
i wanna be me
04-01-2005, 01:17 PM
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Hi I am a doctor, This is something that occurs to men with small penises. I'm afraid you have an incredibly small cock.
P.S. I am a doctor
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are you a comedian? haha hilarious!
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What will happen if you don't take a piss after you cum. I once did this and fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I pissed and it went all over the place and hurt slightly. I was discussing this with a coworker and he claimed that it is very harmful to not urinate after ejaculating. Is this true?
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc9.jpg
The Farrelly Brothers actually made a pretty funny scene out of this in Me, myself and Irene. Of course, my wife didn't have a clue why Jim Carrey's piss was going in 5 different directions.
STLantny
04-01-2005, 02:07 PM
my circle of friends calle it a viper piss, cause it comes out in two streams, like a vipers tounge.....and your wiener looks like a snake....
jakethebake
04-01-2005, 02:26 PM
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Hey did anyone open this post hoping that Anadrol 50 decided to turn gay so I could finally have him, and he was coming out to OOT.
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fixed your post.
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