"Official" Live at the Bike thread (3/31) [Archive]

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 09:08 PM

According to the schedule, tonight will be another 20/40 broadcast. If it's like the one last Saturday, we may get the return of David and Jana, the Bickersons. For those that were there, it had it's moments, at least when Tony, the calling station in the 9 seat, was in the hand. It also was the first viewing of a near jackpot moment, except that 20/40 doesn't have a jackpot, and it was only quads v 10's full of Aces. Anywho, will be interesting to see how tonight goes, maybe I'll even stay up to watch the whole thing.

Kevin...

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 09:13 PM

UPDATE:

I heard from a very reliable source that it won't be 20/40 tonight, but it MAY be a return of the high limit (400/800) game or a $500 NL game.

Kevin...

Kashie

03-31-2005, 09:20 PM

Great!!!!

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 09:23 PM

UPDATE #2:

No high limit game, either the 200 or 500 NL game tonight.

Kevin...

Daxonovitch

03-31-2005, 09:42 PM

You sure? I was going to call Tim and see what they're spreading. I may swing by to play the 20/40 if that's what's going on.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 09:43 PM

I've spoken to the very reliable source, they told me it would be a NL game.

Kevin...

Daxonovitch

03-31-2005, 09:43 PM

You are correct, it's $200 NL tonight. Bleh.

Daxonovitch

03-31-2005, 09:58 PM

Ok, I'm going. I might be late. I'm wearing a white shirt with a black undershirt, I'm a half asian dude. I hope I don't get broke on TV. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:02 PM

Um, am I the only one creeped out by Bart's opening? His head movements and lack of any other movements make me think he's either a robot or a serial killer.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:03 PM

First comment of the night: Why not do a rotating opening credit with Tuch, Shirley, Jana, Jennifer and the other regular commentators?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:05 PM

I agree, he does look really uncomfortable doing the read. I hope his acting audtions went better than that.

Kevin...

Kashie

03-31-2005, 10:08 PM

Well maybe he hasn't seen it yet!

Maybe:) /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:10 PM

Since I think Santa Anita's in the vicinity of the Bike, Danny the jockey only had one mount today, in the first race if this is the same Danny Bart's talking about.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:11 PM

Bart needs to see it right away, then go to the producers or whoever and ask for what we call in the biz a "reshoot".

Also, this show has been running for how long, and they still struggle to get cards right? Hole cards I can see since players sometimes don't keep the cards over the screen, but what's the excuse for having the board wrong?

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:14 PM

I hope no one gets his hand near seat six's face. A man could lose a finger.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 10:17 PM

Hmm.. they can't seem to know what happened last hand.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:17 PM

Maybe Bart needs to put on his glasses, but I agree how can you screw up the board the cards are right there for you to see.

Kevin...

phuc

03-31-2005, 10:19 PM

Is there a reason I can't see the broadcast and all I get is that stupid green screen telling me that they broadcast from 6pm to 10pm?? it keeps repeating that. Do i need to pay for an account now? i thought it was free.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:21 PM

"Take all the wildebeast puree you want and kill the light on your way out." Is this that guy?

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 10:21 PM

Roy Cooke, say "I SEE" again ! -Samuel Jackson

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:21 PM

You are obviously not cool enough.

Haha, actually I don't know. Changing the subject, they bring in Roy Cooke, and I figured he'd be babbling about CP or something, but he's doing PBP? Why? I guess having 23 announcers for a 4-hour, 4-day-a-week show isn't enough?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:21 PM

It is free, try this link:

http://216.53.204.10/bike/bike_300.asx

Kevin...

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:23 PM

[ QUOTE ]
... they bring in Roy Cooke, and I figured he'd be babbling about CP or something, but he's doing PBP? Why? I guess having 23 announcers for a 4-hour, 4-day-a-week show isn't enough?

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey, leave well enough alone. He's doing a great job!

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 10:24 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
... they bring in Roy Cooke, and I figured he'd be babbling about CP or something, but he's doing PBP? Why? I guess having 23 announcers for a 4-hour, 4-day-a-week show isn't enough?

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey, leave well enough alone. He's doing a great job!

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed. Enough of the "i see" already, but yes, the PBP is appreciated.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 10:24 PM

Also is it just me or are they slower getting the whole cards up?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:24 PM

No that's Roy West.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:26 PM

Seat 8 is clearly the oldest 4-year old in the world.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:26 PM

The maroon in seat five told the table he had two fives, and as usual, it was the truth. Why do people DO that?

xorbie

03-31-2005, 10:27 PM

I agree. His commentary is pretty solid.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:27 PM

[ QUOTE ]
No that's Roy West.

Kevin...

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The food guy. Right.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 10:27 PM

How come when I listen to Roy, I'm envisioning W.C. Fields in my head?

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:30 PM

My favorite words...

"I'll keep you honest."

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 10:32 PM

[ QUOTE ]
My favorite words...

"I'll keep you honest."

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess you're passive ? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:33 PM

Absolutely. "Hey, this guy has been betting the whole time. He must have nothing!"

xorbie

03-31-2005, 10:34 PM

I love how he's betting the whole time, and this other guy is calling to "keep him honest". How about raising the flop and then folding the next street.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:44 PM

Seat 2 is a nutbag. He will be an interesting one to watch if his money holds out.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:46 PM

I hope Roy is remembering the lessons Jana is giving him.

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 10:49 PM

Im just waiting for her to start treating him like Bart Jr.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:51 PM

I love these guys that announce their losing hands.

Seat 5: "Eights, with a nine."

Seat 8: (excited) "I have eights with a six!"

...

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 10:52 PM

A buddy on mine is in the office watching with me. He hasn't seen the broadcast in a couple of weeks. Sez he, "This is great. You can hear the players and the dealer." S'truth.

Kashie

03-31-2005, 10:54 PM

Its their Money Russ, but it is a little too Happy! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:56 PM

Seat 9 nearly broke the table in half slamming her stacks down on that all-in. She should have said:

"DOMINO, MOTHERFUC<font color="black"></font>KER!" and then slammed them down.

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 10:57 PM

[ QUOTE ]
My favorite words...

"I'll keep you honest."

[/ QUOTE ]

Mine are "Good hand, I missed... Chips!"

xorbie

03-31-2005, 10:57 PM

I see her losing a lot of that money.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 10:58 PM

No way. She's the table coach!

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:03 PM

I'm having a hard time hearing the woman in seat 9, but I think she is giving off tells as fast as she can.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:03 PM

Super passive AK vs AK hand.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:04 PM

Open raising with KQ first in? Boooo

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:08 PM

Seat 5 had the famous "implied odds" these guys are always talking about.

cwsiggy

03-31-2005, 11:09 PM

"beware the low flush". Lederer's 2nd DVD

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 11:10 PM

I nominate seat 2 as the stevie of the table. Not quite as nutty but the liveliest at the table. Seat 8 comes in a close second, points deducted for whining.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:11 PM

Raise with 66 in the BB and a lot of calling limpers? Booooo

cwsiggy

03-31-2005, 11:12 PM

Ummmmmmmmmmm. What guy gets a massage from a guy?????

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:12 PM

Yep, seat 2 is nuts. And now he's getting a massage from a guy.

Also, he looks like this person:

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/savedbythebell/screech.jpg

Kashie

03-31-2005, 11:13 PM

George from Seinfield!! gets a massage. oh I think it moved /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

cwsiggy

03-31-2005, 11:14 PM

I pray they don't have guys giving massages at the Borgata when I go there next week!!!

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:15 PM

Hahaha

"Time to give HER some money."

That's gotta be the ugliest woman in the world.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:16 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Ummmmmmmmmmm. What guy gets a massage from a guy?????

[/ QUOTE ]

A man comfortable in his manliness?

Kevin...

cwsiggy

03-31-2005, 11:16 PM

What - that was a guy wasn't it???????????

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:17 PM

I think it was the guy from The Shield.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:17 PM

Is that two AQ and a QQ? Interesting.

cwsiggy

03-31-2005, 11:17 PM

I don't care if I am Harrison Ford or Brad Pitt - I am not getting a massage by some guy - sorry.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:19 PM

There's Daxon in seat 7. GO TROUT SUP BRO

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 11:20 PM

I get massages at Lucky Chances by a guy all the time. They only have one resident at any given time so I don't have much of a choice. The thing is though, I enjoy them quit well, is that wrong?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:21 PM

Yeah, what Russ said.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:21 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I enjoy them quit well, is that wrong?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes. Yes it is.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:22 PM

People seem to love those gutshots. At least this guy bluffed the pot.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:23 PM

By the way, the "15 minutes" has gotten extended quite a bit, so expect Bart to tell us some tales of playing the 20/40 game.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:26 PM

If by "tales", you mean "horror stories", then I can't wait!

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:26 PM

Huhu. Huhu. Huhu. He said, "testicles."

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:28 PM

Someone want to check to see if seat 5 and 8 ride home together? :-)

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:32 PM

This is like a friggin Party table with people busting left and right.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:33 PM

Look at Daxon trapping like a champ. Muahhahah

Uh, then he folds. Ok.

xorbie

03-31-2005, 11:34 PM

Tossing top set. Wow.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:34 PM

Good thing Bart isn't here. The guy slow plays a set of aces, then lets himself get bluffed off the pot when a third heart comes.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:34 PM

There's yet another reason to not slowplay your aces, especially if you hit a set on the flop.

Kevin...

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 11:35 PM

nice laydown, there.... set of aces

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

We're gonna need an explanation when Daxon returns. He must be a little nervous about busting while we're watching.

Rocaix

03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

terrible laydown

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

He trapped himself that hand, but of course he doesn't have the advantage we do of seeing the cards.

Kevin...

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

Thats what I was thinking. "I can make a great laydown" syndrome.

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

That AA hand made me throwup in my mouth. If you're gonna play AA about as badly as possible, and then throw them away, don't show them!

jcmack13

03-31-2005, 11:37 PM

how can you possibly lay down the set of aces there? is that even a legitimate play?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:37 PM

After table talk, it'll be Bart and maybe 1/2 of the Bickersons, Jana. Can't wait to see what she would've said on that play.

Kevin...

thedrunk

03-31-2005, 11:39 PM

Well he tried to make a great laydown. But yes, this was about the worst poker you can play. He could have played stronger and gotten played back at with the 2 pair. But he slowplays it to death and gets bet out of the pot. Then shows his cards. It doesnt get much worse.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:40 PM

[ QUOTE ]
After table talk, it'll be Bart and maybe 1/2 of the Bickersons, Jana. Can't wait to see what she would've said on that play.

Kevin...

[/ QUOTE ]

I kind of figured that after that last performance Jana would not be back.

Sykes

03-31-2005, 11:40 PM

This table is awful. Throwing away top set? Throwing away TP2K?

Jesus, if you won't call an all-in with AQ when you hit your ace, don't bother playing AQ.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:41 PM

Funny that Bart said he wanted to keep a count of the times someone would slowplay trips or sets on the flop and how bad he thinks of it.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:43 PM

Maybe Daxon only wanted to take 1 shot at the 200 game, since he mentioned that he would've come down to play some 20/40 earlier in this thread and prefers limit. But it was played pretty poorly, and to show it down makes it even worse unless he's gonna set him up later on, then it's a genius move.

Kevin...

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 11:43 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
After table talk, it'll be Bart and maybe 1/2 of the Bickersons, Jana. Can't wait to see what she would've said on that play.

Kevin...

[/ QUOTE ]

I kind of figured that after that last performance Jana would not be back.

[/ QUOTE ]

Last Performance? What did I miss?

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:44 PM

I flopped a nut flush at a limit game the other day. I bet or raised every chance I got, the board never paired, and I got callers all the way. When I turned my hand over, my benefactors looked at me like I had green antenae growing out of my head.

Russ McGinley

03-31-2005, 11:45 PM

Yep, its amazing how often a fastplay works because opponents are expecting you to slowplay a monster.

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:46 PM

If you get the archives, watch the 3/26 show, or read the 3/26 thread of the show. Jana and David Tuchman were having a friendly disagreement over the play of some hands in the 20/40 game.

Kevin...

PGarlic

03-31-2005, 11:49 PM

The spirit of seat 2 lives on. Too bad for seat 3 with his KK , should've just folded preflop.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:49 PM

[ QUOTE ]
If you get the archives, listen to the 3/26 show, or read the 3/26 thread of the show.
Kevin...

[/ QUOTE ]

And after you do that, shove some sharp sticks under your fingernails. My god man, think what you are asking these people to do!

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:51 PM

Maybe Fatboy, who just showed up in seat 1, can knock the 2 seat down a few pegs and get the 8 seat to shut up too, sheesh can he stop talking for 2 seconds please?

Kevin...

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:52 PM

Hahahaha. The dealer said, "Choppit," with each of them having three pair. The guy with the kicker wasn't going for it though.

Jive Dadson

03-31-2005, 11:55 PM

[ QUOTE ]
If you get the archives, watch the 3/26 show, or read the 3/26 thread of the show. Jana and David Tuchman were having a friendly disagreement over the play of some hands in the 20/40 game.

Kevin...

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey Kevin, remember to use the "quote" button.

Chaos81

03-31-2005, 11:55 PM

Sorry for the stupid question, but what denomination chips are they using?

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:56 PM

[ QUOTE ]

Hey Kevin, remember to use the "quote" button.

[/ QUOTE ]

There, I used it one time, thank you professor Jive.

Kevin...

Kevmath

03-31-2005, 11:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Sorry for the stupid question, but what denomination chips are they using?

[/ QUOTE ]

Blue chips - $1
Yellow chips - $5
Purple chips - $25
White chips - $100

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:00 AM

Seat 8 is the most unfunny person in the world. Daxon needs to elbow him in the mouth.

Chaos81

04-01-2005, 12:00 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Sorry for the stupid question, but what denomination chips are they using?

[/ QUOTE ]

Blue chips - $1
Yellow chips - $5
Purple chips - $25
White chips - $100

Kevin...

[/ QUOTE ]
Thanks man. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:01 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Seat 8 is the most unfunny person in the world. Daxon needs to elbow him in the mouth.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm here, now the party can begin.

Daxon a 2 by 2er?

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:02 AM

Seat 7 = Daxonovitch. His name is Chris. He made a horrendous laydown on the river w/AA on a board of AT8Kx against seat 2's T8o.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:03 AM

Yes, the guy in the 7 seat, he's made a few posts, and was also in the 3/26 L@TB game.

Kevin...

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:05 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Seat 7 = Daxonovitch. His name is Chris. He made a horrendous laydown on the river w/AA on a board of AT8Kx against seat 2's T8o.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I read that...flush possible on the board after a bad play.

I see we have the "usual" crowd at the table....I cry every night after watching this! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:05 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Seat 7 = Daxonovitch. His name is Chris. He made a horrendous laydown on the river w/AA on a board of AT8Kx against seat 2's T8o.

[/ QUOTE ]

There were also 3 hearts. However, runner runner hearts.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:08 AM

That was a hand he won when he won with 7 /images/graemlins/heart.gif 4 /images/graemlins/heart.gif

Kevin...

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:11 AM

Well, I remember that hand too, but I thought there were also 3 hearts in the hand he mucked the aces. I could be mistaken though. Maybe it was just wishful thinking... that he was worried about both broadway and the flush.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:11 AM

Bart's got the poots!

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:14 AM

Haha, I think I see Dax trying to learn how to shuffle chips.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:16 AM

I like how seat 9, with pocket aces, talked seat 5 out of calling with pocket nines. That's brilliant.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:16 AM

The first part of this broadcast was the best yet. The part with Roy Cooke was very good too. Even now they are letting us hear some of what the players and the dealer are saying.

xorbie

04-01-2005, 12:17 AM

A third heart hit on the flop that hand.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:18 AM

Fun trivia question, what actor played a character that was named for Danny Sorenson on NYPD Blue?

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:21 AM

Nice how seat 8 is sitting waaaaaay back in his seat and seat 4 didn't pick up on it. He obviously doesn't watch Celebrity Poker Showdown.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:21 AM

wow...that guy called all that with AQ? If the K hit it's going to be nuts!

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:22 AM

I know it's hard to hear the table talk, but seat 4 also gave out a huge weak-is-strong tell.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:23 AM

"I have a heart" = small nads

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:23 AM

Oh why couldn't a K come on the river just so he could've been busted? That would've shut his mouth for a while.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:24 AM

Now we gotta hear seat 8 run his mouth some more.

"I have heart!" Yeah that's why you bet $100 into a $600 pot and checked the river.

Rocaix

04-01-2005, 12:24 AM

That hand boogles the mind as to how poorly all parties involved played it post-flop.

xorbie

04-01-2005, 12:25 AM

Wow worst hand ever. AQ is way overplayed at this table.

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:28 AM

http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:29 AM

... and strong-is-weak.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:29 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Wow worst hand ever. AQ is way overplayed at this table.

[/ QUOTE ]

and it wasn't even sooooted /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:30 AM

Our hosts think it's all about the cards.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:31 AM

How about 2+2 cam on seat 7?

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:31 AM

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Roy Cooke is sooooo cheesey! If you need a house in vegas though he can hook you up (and Denny in LA).

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:34 AM

http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

"I seeee."

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:34 AM

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss Magnum PI.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:35 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

And he sounds like: http://www.classicphotos.com/bw-422.jpg

Kevin...

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:35 AM

alright...that's enough! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:36 AM

[ QUOTE ]
alright...that's enough! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Enough what?

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:37 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
alright...that's enough! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Enough what?

[/ QUOTE ]

Captain Cookie

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 12:40 AM

http://www.cardplayer.com/uploads/authors/roycooke.jpg

Photoshop this man saying "It's a trap!".

(ok, im done.. i promise)

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:43 AM

Another big tell from seat 4. He comes forward in his chair and puts his hand over his mouth??? The exact opposite of what he did with pocket aces.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:43 AM

When did seat 4 have aces?

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:44 AM

They hosts are back in non-stop talk mode.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:46 AM

[ QUOTE ]
When did seat 4 have aces?

[/ QUOTE ]

A while ago, I thought. The seat numbers are small and pretty fuzzy on my screen though. I could be wrong.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:47 AM

[ QUOTE ]
They hosts are back in non-stop talk mode.

[/ QUOTE ]

And you know who is back in criticize the commentator mode.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:48 AM

Well, anyhoo, I don't think Daxon has played a hand since that AA debacle.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 12:49 AM

He did win a small pot with 74h when he hit on the river.

Kevin...

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 12:51 AM

Seat four makes a complete buff and ooches forward in his chair.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 12:51 AM

WOW...seat 3 is going to be having wet dreams about that hand!

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:51 AM

WTF was seat 3 doing? Man did he get unbelieveably lucky that seat 4 raised.

prizminferno

04-01-2005, 12:53 AM

Seat 3 is extremely lucky. WTF was that?

xorbie

04-01-2005, 12:53 AM

I think he played it right. Seat 4 has been playing kinda agro, and seat 2 has been bluffing. If you just raise, is seat 2 gonna call with a lesser hand? Probably not.

prizminferno

04-01-2005, 12:55 AM

I think Seat 3 learned from Bill Fillmaff. He value calls his nuts.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 12:58 AM

LOL the new guy in seat 4 must be an RPGer.

prizminferno

04-01-2005, 12:59 AM

[ QUOTE ]
LOL the new guy in seat 4 must be an RPGer.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL! He looks like a real winner

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:00 AM

[ QUOTE ]
LOL the new guy in seat 4 must be an RPGer.

[/ QUOTE ]

ouch!

as to the L@TB subscription...you also get "Bart Gone Wild - All-in the Big Blind"

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:03 AM

Seat seven has to feel like it's raining chips and he can't find a bucket.

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 01:04 AM

Bart "The Dude" Hanson.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:05 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Seat seven has to feel like it's raining chips and he can't find a bucket.

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no joke...poor guy can't get a hand with all this "action" (read - bad play).

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:07 AM

New sh<font color="black"></font>it has come to light, man.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:09 AM

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Bart "The Dude" Hanson.

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Obviously, you are not a golfer.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:12 AM

Did seat seven just take down his first pot, twenty-five bucks, and tip the dealer $5? Nice guy.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:12 AM

wow..seat 3 doesn't want to be there anymore (hint - read the subject)

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:14 AM

Jesus Christ seat 9 is going into labor. Way to tell the entire table you had a ten you idiot.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:14 AM

CALL THE FLOORMAN ON CARMENCITA.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:15 AM

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Jesus Christ seat 9 is going into labor. Way to tell the entire table you had a ten you idiot.

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yeah, that was stupid..wait till the hand is over to piss and moan.

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 01:17 AM

and the sad thing is you'd probably get in trouble for slapping seat 9

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 01:21 AM

Danny the jockey has now gotten himself back to even it looks like by winning that $600+ pot.

Kevin...

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:22 AM

Fat boy also had 3 nines I think.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:23 AM

Ahhhh the rookie mistake of raising with one chip and not announcing it.

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:24 AM

Yeah and that sucks too. The call is only one yellow chip, and he has so many.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:25 AM

Oh god please shut up Bart so we can hear this.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:25 AM

WOW! Seat 5 and seat 2 need to fight!!!!

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 01:25 AM

Good thing he doesn't have his whip to use on someone.

Kevin...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:26 AM

And then he shows AK before seat 4 folds. This guy clearly has little man's syndrome.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:26 AM

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And then he shows AK before seat 4 folds. This guy clearly has little man's syndrome.

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My thoughts exactly...too bad he doesn't have his tight fairy pants on! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 01:27 AM

I somehow can't believe that Danny is a rookie at the game of poker.

Kevin...

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:28 AM

They say he comes often...

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:32 AM

Poor Chris is playing no hands and can't get action on his big ones.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 01:32 AM

Break out any other bad poker stereotypes? Sunglasses, unlit cigarette, hooded sweatshirt, etc.

Kevin...

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:34 AM

27o is a monster!

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:34 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Break out any other bad poker stereotypes? Sunglasses, unlit cigarette, hooded sweatshirt, etc.

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Fossilman glasses are much needed at this table.

Kevmath

04-01-2005, 01:34 AM

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Poor Chris is playing no hands and can't get action on his big ones.

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He needed to turn over the hammer after he won that pot.

Kevin...

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:34 AM

He's getting paid to do this right? Then what's the problem? I had a turkey sub for dinner...he's whining about his tuna and sea bass...give me a break...you are so taking me for sushi when I finally make it out there! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:35 AM

Seat seven (is that Chris?) has played two pots, QJ that he took down before the flop and 72 that he took down with an AQ2 flop.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:36 AM

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Seat seven (is that Chris?) has played two pots, QJ that he took down before the flop and 72 that he took down with an AQ2 flop.

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Additionally, I have seen Chris limp w/suited connectors twice and miss everything both times. Other than that and the blinds I think he's folded everything.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:36 AM

Seat seven is "the aggressive guy."

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:39 AM

Hahaha seat 8 confidently throws his two pair up and gets shut down. I love it.

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:40 AM

Seat 8 actually probably played that hand the best (minus the PF limp with that [censored]).

thedrunk

04-01-2005, 01:41 AM

He's extremely good at flicking the cards to the center.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:42 AM

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Hahaha seat 8 confidently throws his two pair up and gets shut down. I love it.

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Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:43 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
They hosts are back in non-stop talk mode.

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And you know who is back in criticize the commentator mode.

Kevin...

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I'm patterning my style of commenting after our hosts: I constantly criticize and I constantly repeat myself. Plus, I feel like I've eaten some bad fish.

xorbie

04-01-2005, 01:43 AM

They just called him loose agressive.

I think he's more like super tight agressive. Likes to bluff but why not with the rocky image.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:46 AM

I have changed my stance on seat 4. He is clearly not a RPGer.

In fact, I believe he is from this group of Emmy Award winners (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewcategory&gro upID=100015246&Mytoken=20050320232245).

touchfaith

04-01-2005, 01:48 AM

Ummmmmmmmmm...

Shuffle?

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:49 AM

[ QUOTE ]
I have changed my stance on seat 4. He is clearly not a RPGer.

In fact, I believe he is from this group of Emmy Award winners (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewcategory&gro upID=100015246&Mytoken=20050320232245).

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Yeah, some of these make me druel...like watching this webcast

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:52 AM

Poker-playing Jim Niedhart gets out of the kiddie pool and makes a move! w00t

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:56 AM

Yikes. Seat seven gets re-rivered.

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:57 AM

And he got sucked out by The Anvil. Rough night for Chris.

Jive Dadson

04-01-2005, 01:57 AM

Errrrrg! Then he overcalls with a pair and three hearts on the board.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 01:58 AM

That was great...fatboy "7's"

Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 01:58 AM

Fatboy overcalled.

CrazyN8

04-01-2005, 02:01 AM

Good to see seat 7 make a hand there for the finale.

Daxonovitch

04-01-2005, 04:35 AM

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That AA hand made me throwup in my mouth. If you're gonna play AA about as badly as possible, and then throw them away, don't show them!

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I agree!

The hand wasn't too badly played postflop (slowplaying here looks like two pair), but the preflop action totally didn't match up. If you look I actually make the mistake of looking and checking very quickly, almost instinctively. I had A4, and checked. Wait, what was that? Oops, AA, but I had already checked. Checking AA out of the BB with about 5 limpers is about the worst play in poker. Therefore, I knew ahead of time that unless I had an opportunity to put a lot of money in on the flop, I was going to get away from the hand.

I flopped top set and checked it, hoping to checkraise, but no one bet and now I'm stuck with a $25 pot on 4th. I bet out small and got called by far too many, and when the river comes three-to-broadway three-to-flush I bet out small again and have no problem laying it down, even if I'm not beat. It's a small pot and a good bet on his part. I'm embarassed to have checked preflop but all things considered I think that the end result wasn't horrible ($40 bucks or something).

I was pretty sure all his talk (I don't know if you could hear it) indicated:

A) He had the flush and was telling me so.

B) He didn't have the flush and wanted me to think A).

C) He did have the flush, and wanted me to think he was representing B).

I actually decided that it was somewhat like 60/40 in favor of C and given the amount of money I had put into the pot, opted to fold. Bad laydown, sure, but you guys get to see all the cards, and I had virtually no read on him at this point. Later on I was looking for a place to play with him, but he left the table shortly after winning a couple monsters.

For anyone interested, I ended up winner $300 (I doubled 2x almost back to back after the cameras went out).

Chris (seat 7)

Daxonovitch

04-01-2005, 04:37 AM

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Haha, I think I see Dax trying to learn how to shuffle chips.

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I can shuffle them fairly well actually.. I don't know if you've ever played with glossy plastic chips but they get all greasy and stick together, damn near impossible to shuffle. I probably absentmindedly shuffled and gave up after how badly they stuck together. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

cd

Daxonovitch

04-01-2005, 05:07 AM

New location for you guys. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Russ McGinley

04-01-2005, 05:24 AM

[ QUOTE ]

I agree!

The hand wasn't too badly played postflop (slowplaying here looks like two pair), but the preflop action totally didn't match up. If you look I actually make the mistake of looking and checking very quickly, almost instinctively. I had A4, and checked. Wait, what was that? Oops, AA, but I had already checked. Checking AA out of the BB with about 5 limpers is about the worst play in poker. Therefore, I knew ahead of time that unless I had an opportunity to put a lot of money in on the flop, I was going to get away from the hand.

I flopped top set and checked it, hoping to checkraise, but no one bet and now I'm stuck with a $25 pot on 4th. I bet out small and got called by far too many, and when the river comes three-to-broadway three-to-flush I bet out small again and have no problem laying it down, even if I'm not beat. It's a small pot and a good bet on his part. I'm embarassed to have checked preflop but all things considered I think that the end result wasn't horrible ($40 bucks or something).

I was pretty sure all his talk (I don't know if you could hear it) indicated:

A) He had the flush and was telling me so.

B) He didn't have the flush and wanted me to think A).

C) He did have the flush, and wanted me to think he was representing B).

I actually decided that it was somewhat like 60/40 in favor of C and given the amount of money I had put into the pot, opted to fold. Bad laydown, sure, but you guys get to see all the cards, and I had virtually no read on him at this point. Later on I was looking for a place to play with him, but he left the table shortly after winning a couple monsters.

For anyone interested, I ended up winner $300 (I doubled 2x almost back to back after the cameras went out).

Chris (seat 7)

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I didn't get to see any preflop action or hear any comments because of the announcer babble, but it is interesting to note that Bart has, several times, admonished players for slowplaying sets/trips. I think a better line would have been to throw that $25 "feeler" bet on the flop. You have a monster, but by are no means invulnerable. You almost certainly would have been played back at by villain's bottom two, and then you could have proceeded however you liked. While you are correct that you only "lost" about $40 on the hand or whatever, you actually could have very easily taken all of villain's chips at any point in the hand.

Also, if you can remember, can you elaborate on seat 5 (the little jockey) and the table talk after his 1-chip raise? Him and seat 3 were jibba-jabba'ing but Bart was yet again babbling about something and we missed it.

Daxonovitch

04-01-2005, 06:03 AM

Sure-

It was limped around to him, who tossed in one white ($100) chip. He had just scooped a big pot and had literally dozens of yellow chips in front of him, but no one (but *possibly* seat 4) heard him verbalize anything. Seat 3 wanted it to be a call, as did I (to some extent, with my suited connector, I believe). The floor came over, and seat 5 made a convincing enough argument that it was a raise (given that he had piles of yellows in front of him - if he wanted to just call he would have tossed one of those in). The dealer didn't hear anything, so it was essentially seat 5s word (that he heard him say raise) versus the dealer and the 7 other players at the table who heard nothing.

Eventually we just let the fool's raise stand and we all folded to his rather obvious large pair (he showed aces). He took it personally and started yelling at seat 3, and when he was dealt AK the next hand, practically shouts RAISE and slams $45 into the pot.

Ah, the drama.