Uncontrolled rage.

[RustedCorpse]

While playing poker what's the most impressive/goofiest thing you've broken or thrown?

[astroglide]

broke a cell phone. also punched a 2001fp off of my desk. ah, memories...

[miajag81]

I once fired a $1 chip across the poker room at the Taj, not because I was angry but because someone dared me to.

[VBM]

i've pulled actual hair out...if i had a webcam during my sessions, i'm sure i'd have some of the funniest faces ever made...

[RustedCorpse]

Forgot to answer my own question/inspiration.

Last night I threw a thing of speedstick non aerosol deodorant across my apartment. In impacted with enough force on the door that the plastic casing shattered, so now I have splatter chucks of speedstick throughout the hallway, ceiling walls, floor, you name it.

[jason_t]

A friend of mine has punched a few holes through his desk. He made a trip to Ikea this weekend.

[turnipmonster]

I expected something far more exciting coming from you, like "last night I went downstairs and killed a 500lb tourist from ohio with my bare hands".

[RustedCorpse]

I know what you guys think, but I swear I'm passive, I've gotten most of it out of my system.

(I have once thrown a monitor across the room after a hand, but I thought the deoderant was a little more funny.)

[astroglide]

i posted a story in a thread about throwing a bottle of hand sanitizer at a brick wall, which exploded and stained a leather couch.

[Girchuck]

Once, while playing poker, I threw a TV remote into a mouse that was scurrying by.

[radek2166]

Allredy been discused, some funny stuff in the other thread

[willie]

broke my remote control 2 days ago

holes in the wall

standard.

[BusterStacks]

on time after my aces lost... i killed a drifter

[Mars357]

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Allredy been discused, some funny stuff in the other thread

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For those of us who are lazy and/or bad at using search, Link??

[JGalt]

Couple of years ago I was playing on Party Poker and had a old computer that would give me nothing but problems. It always sounded like it was going to have a heart attack and would always just freeze or shut down. I don't remember the specific hand, but I guess my computer needed to take a nap and shut down. I tried to start it agian but nothing.

I went to my bedroom, looked under my bed and pulled out my old 7 iron, always go to the 7 when in trouble. I went back to the room and completely smashed the computer to bits. I felt like I was in the movie office space. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[offTopic]

"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

[astroglide]

i broke a tivo remote

[Sponger15SB]

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While playing poker what's the most impressive/goofiest thing you've broken or thrown?

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/Sponger15aa/AndyWall.jpg


This was August 29th of last year....


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

MP ($249.35)
Button ($97)
SB ($167.35)
Hero ($157.55)
UTG ($118.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $2, Button calls $2, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $14</font>, Button calls $12, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $46</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $97 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $157.55 (All-In)</font>, MP calls $111.55.

Flop: ($414.10) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, T/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($414.10) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($414.10) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $414.10
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $293, between MP, Button and Hero.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Button ($293).</font>
<font color="#009B00">Pot 2: $121.10, between MP and Hero.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero ($121.10).</font>

Results in below:
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
MP has 8c 4d (one pair, eights).
Button has 5s 8s (two pair, eights and fives).
Outcome: Button wins $293. Hero wins $121.10.

[AncientPC]

I threw my brother's cordless mice across the room when the batteries went out on me. I had a full house and someone pushing all in.

[gaming_mouse]

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I know what you guys think, but I swear I'm passive, I've gotten most of it out of my system.

(I have once thrown a monitor across the room after a hand, but I thought the deoderant was a little more funny.)

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the monitor is way funnier. did it shatter?

[Bluffoon]

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A friend of mine has punched a few holes through his desk. He made a trip to Ikea this weekend.

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Advise him to get up and punch his refrigerator a few times. Tough to damage and the sting will take the edge of his anger pretty quickly. (or so I am told) /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Freakin]

You should invest the slansky bucks you won from that hand in a better color of wall paint.

Freakin

[tbach24]

I never break anything big. I just usually slam my keyboard a bunch of times.
iowth8efut4h89ah8awerhy89w3r8hy9h9fa9afu8asdfh8o; is basically the end result.

[mason55]

this winter on a jack daniels and... other things... fueled binge i attempted to punch through 1" of plaster wall. i got halfway through before i broke 3 of my fingers and started bleeding profusely from all my knuckles. so i went and headbutted my roommate in the head and cut open my forehead.


that was the last time i drank jack daniels.

[Joe Pesci]

I broke dis guys arm cuz he said I was funny.

[LethalRose]

I've never thrown anything, but i have yelled out mother f*er a few times.

[Joe826]

I don't think i've broken anything either. Wasn't there a thread a bit ago where a dude said he shattered windows/got the police called on him a few times for his outbursts? Hardcore.

I have a friend who took a glass and slammed it on his desk after he lost a hand, it shattered and cut up his hand pretty good. Looks like neither hand went well. hahahah.

[Edge34]

Dude, this gimmick account sucks. Hard.

[pmuir10]

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I never break anything big. I just usually slam my keyboard a bunch of times.
iowth8efut4h89ah8awerhy89w3r8hy9h9fa9afu8asdfh8o; is basically the end result.

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I once slammed my hands down on my laptop computer keyboard so hard that the entire thing froze and I corrupted my entire hardrive, losing all my files, hand histories and such and my entire 20 gigs of Itunes music.

Only bright side was that Dell payed for my new 60GB harddrive. Gotta love warranties.

But yeah I dont reccommend slamming the keyboard if your using a laptop.