Tips for sneaking into a casino?

[tworooks]

I have been thinking about this lately, and how do I make myself look at least 18. Fake ID is probably a must, but how to make it so I don't even get carded is what I'm wondering. I was thinking the whole suit deal, but then that would be expected and they probably pick up on that. Then I'm thinking for a real casual look, sunglasses, SDSU hat, sandals. Also is there any type of miracle grow for facial hair. I want it like on the cheeks where u can tell if someone hasn't shaved for a day or two. Any suggestions would be cool

[slickpoppa]

wear suit pants and a white button down shirt, but no tie or jacket. try to look like a young investment banker who just got out of work. do not bring any ID with you. you are much better off being caught with no ID than a fake. if they ask you for ID, act really surprised and say that you don't have any. the worst that can happen is they make you leave. just walk in the main entrance like anyone else. and whatever you do, don't try to order alcohol.

[mmbt0ne]

Just tell them you're Nick Papagiorgio.

[pshreck]

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I have been thinking about this lately, and how do I make myself look at least 18.

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Is the casino you are going to an 18 and over casino?

If you are 16 or something, I dont see anyway you are getting into one, unless you are some freak of nature.

[BruinEric]

You didn't ask, but: Not worth it. Don't do it.

[DBowling]

just walk in like you own the place. dont look at the security guys, but dont make it obvious that you are avoiding them either. just head to the section you plan on playing in, and put your name on the board. if you post a pic, maybe we can guess if you have a chance or not.

[Edge34]

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Also is there any type of miracle grow for facial hair.

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I'm sorry, this part is still just killing me... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Evan]

How young are you, dude? If you are worried about producing miracle facial hair you might be in trouble. I would think most casinos that are 18 to get in would be pretty lax on checking for age, so it may not be that tough.

I woulnd't wear a suit, jeans and an oxford [censored] should get the job done.

[BWebb]

Walk in like you own the place. Slap the first cocktail waitress you see on the a$$ and order a drink. My advice would be to say "Bacardi and cola, do it!" in your best NY accent. If any security guard gives you any trouble make sure you scream "Don't you know who the f#@k I am!! I'll have your job for this, damn rent-a-cop!!" Always works for me.

[Blackjack]

Jeans and an Oxford is money.. Or go for the WPT Fanboi

Wrap-Around Oakleys
Hoody Sweatshirt
Backwards Hat
Baggy Jeans

I'm 19 but have been getting into 21+ casinos since I was 17 . It's all about guard selection. The older the guard is, the less likely he is to care about you being underage. Look for an old white guy with glasses.

Do NOT try and sneak past a black dude. He'll card you and kick your scrawny ass out the door.

Try and use an entrance where there are really young guards who don't give a [censored] or really old guards who don't know what's going on.

Blackjack

[jason_t]

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I woulnd't wear a suit, jeans and an oxford [censored] should get the job done.

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Ha. Awesome typo. Oxford s[/i]hit.

[pokerjo22]

It depends on where you are I think. I've never seen anyone get carded in the one near me, and there are some really young looking guys playing.

In fact one of them won the bad beat jackpot last Summer. Then he actually admitted that he was underage - doh. If he'd told them he'd left it at home I'm pretty sure you could find someone to do a pretty decent fake ID for a share of 48k. Everyone else at the table got paid out.

[tworooks]

Thanks alot guys for the replies. Well the miracle grow was kind of a joke. Yea, I am 16 and a half. I want to get into Barona Casino in San Diego. Tahnks slickpoppa for a good response. I like the idea of just walking in like I own the place and not be timid or anything. But hey we'll see and once we try it out I'll post what happened. Also I like the idea of acting shocked when asked for ID, fake ID would probably be a little risky. Thanks again guys

[KaiShin]

Wear a red shirt, so when they beat your ass the stains won't show up that much.

[Evan]

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I like the idea of acting shocked when asked for ID

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Everyone likes that idea when they hear it--it's a shame it wil never, ever work.

[Uglyowl]

Have a relative or friend get you a casino cup and fill it with coins like you have already been playing there for hours. THIS NEVER FAILS!

[Ogre]

screw live just play online



I cant wait until I'm 18. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
I am almost 16 though and can grow facial hair.

[Voltron87]

the final countdown... duh dah duh di da, duh, dah duh di da..... it's the final countdown

[pshreck]

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Yea, I am 16 and a half.

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If you are still saying things like this, then you have no business in a casino.

This is what you need to do... age.

[shadow29]

I can't wait until that guy with (I think) that girl from friends comes into this thread.

[Evan]

That guy (Obey the kitten, I think) is a dumbass.

[mostsmooth]

walk in backwards waving goodbye like youre leaving. this will confuse all but the sharpest guards

[KidPokerX]

Barona is a nice one. I like it there.

[hunterking]

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walk in backwards waving goodbye like youre leaving. this will confuse all but the sharpest guards

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definitely the way to do it!

[edtost]

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I like the idea of acting shocked when asked for ID

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Everyone likes that idea when they hear it--it's a shame it wil never, ever work.

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meh. the borg let me stay once last year without id after getting carded.

[thatpfunk]

Barona sucks, but they don't card. You'll be fine.

[Ms. Kwote]

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My friend Lionel told me once that he could balance four plates on one foot. I said I didn't believe him, and that he should prove it.
God rest his soul.

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That's a crazy story. I'm really sorry about your friend.

-Ms. K

[NLSoldier]

I'd go to viejas, they have multiple entrances. Try all three, starting with the one closest to the parking lot. If they card you at one entrance just say you left it in your car and you will run back to get it, then proceed to the next entrance. It helps if you go at wierd hours like early in the day or really late at night. They tend to card more between like 7-11 pm.

Also, don't go with other guys who look underage, either go with some substantially older guys or just go in alone. I pretty much never get carded there unless I am with a certain friend of mine that looks really young for his age.

One more thing-Avoid eye contact with the security card, just walk right by like you know where you are going and you dont expect to be stopped.

[gamblore99]

where I go they stamp you if you look questionable. One time we had a friend underage. One of us got a stamp, ran back to the friend waiting outside and pressed hands together, the stamp came off on the friend looking good. (i forget if we wet it first). then he just went in saying he was in before through a different entrance.

[Evan]

That's because they weren't the ones that wanted to card you. When they have already decided you're okay and some dick says he wants you carded, I doubt they really care either way.

If they make an effort to check your ID and you just say you don't have any, you will never be allwoed to play.

[plaster8]

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"Bacardi and cola, do it!"

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This is how I'm ordering all of my drinks from now on -- Even soft drinks.

"Diet Coke, do it!"

[tworooks]

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I'd go to viejas, they have multiple entrances. Try all three, starting with the one closest to the parking lot. If they card you at one entrance just say you left it in your car and you will run back to get it, then proceed to the next entrance. It helps if you go at wierd hours like early in the day or really late at night. They tend to card more between like 7-11 pm.

Also, don't go with other guys who look underage, either go with some substantially older guys or just go in alone. I pretty much never get carded there unless I am with a certain friend of mine that looks really young for his age.

One more thing-Avoid eye contact with the security

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thanks, good stuff. only thing that makes me worried about viejas it that they serve alcohol in the casino, which makes me think that they would go for anyone who looks in the <23 range. also i like the idea of going with other older people. thanks again

[thatpfunk]

Viejas is the most difficult of san diego casinos to get into. They have a lot of entrances but are pretty good at carding them. Barona never, ever cards, sycuan rarely does. Viejas has better limit games though.

[jason_t]

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[housenuts]

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I am 16 and a half.

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i am 23 and a half. haha. when do people stop expressing their age in halves?

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'm 85 and a half...

[Brainwalter]

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i am 23 and a half. haha. when do people stop expressing their age in halves?

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I think I did around 9.

[LALDAAS]

Once you start winning its over, they will card you for get about it.

What are minors doing here anyway isnt there a t&c

[Ms. Kwote]

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I am very cool. Much more so than most people. I attained Pooh-Bah status in less than four months, which requires a lot of dedication and eating of bananas.
But that's what I want. And I have it. I am worth something.
In real life, I'm my High School's star quarterback. I had to wait to start posting in November, when our season wraps up. I get so many ladies, I sometimes have to make them compete in tasks monitored by my parents, as not to waste too much of my time. They just send the winner to me, with a pack of cigars and a Nintendo DS.
One thing that might suprise you about me is that I have a denim pocket sewn onto my stomach. I use it to carry small action figures and such.
In my school, we aren't allowed to have pockets sewn onto our body. One time, I had a tummy ache in class, and told my teacher.
She said, "What does it feel like?"
I thought that she was gonna have to feel it for herself, and she might find my pocket! So I replied, "It feels like sharp, sharp nails that will cut your hand."
She made a face like she was really confused or sad or something.
I felt bad so I pulled the snail I had out of my abdo-pocket. As I went to put in on her desk, she took out the cuffs. Busted.

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You aren't very good at not getting caught for things.

-Ms. Kwote

[elwoodblues]

Get a group of 11 people together. Steal a device that will temporarily knock out power to the casino. Did I mention that you want a few of the 11 to work on the "inside" and sneak your small asian acrobat friend into the vault? Anyway, then you have your old friend feign illness to distract the guards and.......

[beerbandit]

this may add a few years


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/901796/unbranded-groucho-nose-and-specs.jpg

cheers

[jakethebake]

Clearly the correct response is the old fake moustache.

Doesn't he look at least 18?

http://www.fakemoustache.com/pictures/ladiesloveit.jpg

[beerbandit]

if you rub deoderant on it, it seems to help it transfer really well


i wouldnt stick your finger in your friends armpit though

remember:
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you cant pick your friends nose


cheers

[dr_venkman]

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Any suggestions would be cool

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Just tell them you're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.

[jakethebake]

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Any suggestions would be cool

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Just tell them you're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.

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Brilliant!

[IronDragon1]

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I have been thinking about this lately, and how do I make myself look at least 18. Fake ID is probably a must, but how to make it so I don't even get carded is what I'm wondering. I was thinking the whole suit deal, but then that would be expected and they probably pick up on that. Then I'm thinking for a real casual look, sunglasses, SDSU hat, sandals. Also is there any type of miracle grow for facial hair. I want it like on the cheeks where u can tell if someone hasn't shaved for a day or two. Any suggestions would be cool

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You're Nick Papageogriou. You're from Yuma. You're into to software.