Who's the smartest? Who has the biggest dick?

[A_C_Slater]

[istewart]

Boy.

[tek]

Well, I know I have the smartest dick. That's why I leave the thinking to him /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[tworooks]

mine is 1.3 inches. do i win?

[AlienCorpse]

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mine is 1.3 inches. do i win?

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I wouldnt use that as my pick up line.

[Dead]

Vagoina.

[groo]

Damn....I misread it, I thought it said, "I AM the biggest dick"......can I change my answer? I definately don't HAVE the biggest dick.

[spamuell]

I don't think that having the biggest dick here would be something to be proud of.

[Jazza]

you're just jealous about us smart people talking about our smart-ness

you wanna play heads up to settle this?

[A_C_Slater]

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you're just jealous about us smart people talking about our smart-ness

you wanna play heads up to settle this?

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Even the best HU player in the world is only about a 60/40 favorite over an average player. That will prove nothing. How about a game of chess smart boy?

[Jazza]

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you're just jealous about us smart people talking about our smart-ness

you wanna play heads up to settle this?

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Even the best HU player in the world is only about a 60/40 favorite over an average player. That will prove nothing. How about a game of chess smart boy?

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okay, C2-C4 biotch

oh what's that? you don't know what to do? you're already out of book? that's right baby, it's the dragon..... and i'm a move ahead of the usaul dragon for black!!!!!

you may resign now

[A_C_Slater]

Insolent bastard!

You vs. AC on Yahoo chess right now!

The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[A_C_Slater]

Table 9 cricket cavern 20 min time limit.


AC will take on anyone and prove he is the smartest!

Proof of biggest dick will be forthcoming in a later post.

Be sure to say "sup bro" when sitting down so I know it's a 2+2 er i will be booting everyone else.

[Jazza]

nah, I'd feel kinda bad hurting your feelings when I beat you in 20 moves, so I'll let you off the hook I guess /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Jazza]

okay fine i'll be sporting, give me a min

[A_C_Slater]

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okay fine i'll be sporting, give me a min

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Hurry I keep getting retards sitting down.

[Jazza]

I was a huge favourite on second street, but he sucked out on me

yahoo chess is rigged

[A_C_Slater]

AC Pwns Jazza with a double Queen checkmate after being behind by 2 pawns in mid game!

[A_C_Slater]

Now that I think about it. It is kinda weird that you just happened to have a Yahoo chess account and a long history of games played and a higher rating than me when I made that challenge to a complete stranger and you accepted.

Bizarre.

Do all 2+2er's have Yahoo chess accounts?

Are we all really that nerdy?

[Jazza]

I had a similar thought the other day

I was at my local casino and saw a guy I thought looked familiar, not from poker though

we talked a bit and found out that we are both doing/done a physics degree from the same college (i just finished, he is in year 3) and we both post on 2+2

yes, i think nerd factor is high on 2+2

[mostsmooth]

are you nerds still on yahoo chess?
cricket cavern is full

[Jazza]

nah we just played one game

why you want a game?

[smiely]

I wouldn't say I'm the smartest. And I definitely don't have the biggest dick. But I almost certainly have the biggest boobs... that counts for something, right? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tworooks]

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I wouldn't say I'm the smartest. And I definitely don't have the biggest dick. But I almost certainly have the biggest boobs... that counts for something, right?

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yes, boobs are good. post a picture so we can make sure u have the biggest

[Dead]

You do know that smiely is a male, right?

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tworooks]

lmao. well i guess i do now.
but still smiely, feel free to show us your goods...

[smiely]

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You do know that smiely is a male, right?

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Yup, I'm that crazy kinda male with a vagina and no wang! oh yeah, and a fe- in front of male! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KaneKungFu123]

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you're just jealous about us smart people talking about our smart-ness

you wanna play heads up to settle this?

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Even the best HU player in the world is only about a 60/40 favorite over an average player. That will prove nothing. How about a game of chess smart boy?

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a 60/40 favorite for what?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Retarded sitngo.

[Ms. Kwote]

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I'm sooo super smart. My mom told me that I was the smartest person that she made from her vagina.
Sometimes I look at animals and answer physics problems at the same time.
This one time, a squirrel was hunting a goat, and I discovered a tenth planet due to the orbit patterns.
I'm gonna call the planet Jazzercise. Also, the squirrel never found the goat.

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You seem smart.

-Ms. Kwote

[Jazza]

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I'm gonna call the planet Jazzercise

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ROFLMAO!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

physicists don't study animals dude, biologists do that

[Jazza]

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you're just jealous about us smart people talking about our smart-ness

you wanna play heads up to settle this?

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Even the best HU player in the world is only about a 60/40 favorite over an average player. That will prove nothing. How about a game of chess smart boy?

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a 60/40 favorite for what?

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I can't speak for him but I was talking about a heads up NL holdem tourney

[GrekeHaus]

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I wouldn't say I'm the smartest. And I definitely don't have the biggest dick. But I almost certainly have the biggest boobs... that counts for something, right? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Will you go out with me?

--GH