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partygirluk
03-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."

Dead
03-28-2005, 03:06 PM
Heard it before, but still funny. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

drdre2001mm
03-28-2005, 03:08 PM
So true.

Wes ManTooth
03-28-2005, 03:10 PM
http://www.capnwacky.com/rj/images/lj/not_funny_cert.jpg

Tyler Durden
03-28-2005, 03:14 PM
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA. pwn3d.

brassnuts
03-28-2005, 03:55 PM
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA. pwn3d.

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You suck.

Tyler Durden
03-28-2005, 04:04 PM
I know it's lame, that's why I thought it was funny.

brassnuts
03-28-2005, 04:11 PM
I know, I was just kidding cuz of your thread yesterday. I use the word very occasionally and usually in a satirical fashion.

FrankLu99
03-28-2005, 05:33 PM
Does this wet your appetite?

http://www.eastside-gallery.de/erhard/03_Studiofotografie/food_Aufnahmen/images/fast_food_01.jpg http://www.notlistening.com/photos/alizajeremy/wedding/images/food.jpg

DELICIOUS. it's what everyone should eat everyday. YUM YUM

beerbandit
03-28-2005, 05:49 PM
looks good except for the peas, what are those orange things on there

nothumb
03-28-2005, 06:01 PM
Cherry tomatoes.

Actually if not for the fries neither meal is too bad for a diet. Although that entree in the first one sort of looks like aborted fetus stew.

NT

whiskeytown
03-28-2005, 06:02 PM
jokes bashing monkey boy never get old - even after 2008 - LOL - /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

FrankLu99
03-28-2005, 06:05 PM
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looks good except for the peas, what are those orange things on there

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I call them mini-tomatoes. I love peas!!! Next time i will post a few burgers, nice fat ribs or dessert.