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Daliman
03-27-2005, 05:04 AM
Anyone ever have a hand where they have a big pair to start, thet make a solid raise, get called, make a solid flop bet, get raised, and either go allin or fold as the flop dictates, get sucked out on, then get told,"that's what happens when you slowplay those"? It's happened to me on no less than 4 occaisions the last 3 days I've played, and the latest was pretty comical. Notice Ralsim10 not only misstates what I did, but then proceeds to make NO sense whatsoever, and in a hand shortly thereafter, gets in trouble for doing EXACTLY what he was attemoting to admonish ME for! I hope you enjoy the hand and following transcript;

***** Hand History for Game 1800070357 *****
NL Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:10750845 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Sunday, March 27, 01:03:16 EDT 2005
Table Table 11186 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: sylwiau ( $150 )
Seat 5: ralsim10 ( $1125 )
Seat 8: c1h6c8 ( $975 )
Seat 9: instinct ( $900 )
Seat 10: POKIE1104 ( $1895 )
Seat 6: terrypaden ( $1000 )
Seat 3: surrealpoker ( $1000 )
Seat 4: TIM63 ( $1905 )
Seat 7: kashmoney12 ( $1050 )
Trny:10750845 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ Kc Ks ]
TIM63 folds.
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
ralsim10 calls [15].
terrypaden folds.
kashmoney12 folds.
c1h6c8 folds.
instinct calls [15].
>You have options at Table 13292 Table!.
POKIE1104 calls [15].
sylwiau calls [5].
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
surrealpoker raises [185].
ralsim10 calls [185].
instinct folds.
>You have options at Table 12084 Table!.
POKIE1104 calls [185].
sylwiau folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, 2h, Ah ]
>You have options at Table 13292 Table!.
surrealpoker bets [200].
ralsim10 is all-In [925]
POKIE1104 calls [925].
>You have options at Table 12084 Table!.
surrealpoker: awesome, 0/4 with KK after seeing flop
surrealpoker: let's see this silliness that called me
Your time bank will become active in less than 20 seconds. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
surrealpoker folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6d ]
ralsim10 shows [ Kd, Ac ] a pair of aces.
POKIE1104 shows [ 8h, As ] a pair of aces.
ralsim10 wins 2680 chips from the main pot


ralsim10: keep playing them slow
ralsim10: the minute tha A falls you are in trouble
surrealpoker: uh, when did i play them slow, sir?
surrealpoker: i seem to remember seeing you limp AK
ralsim10: you bet 125 go all in
surrealpoker: and me raise to 200
ralsim10: you either make a little or lose a lot with KK
surrealpoker: ????
surrealpoker: do you have a clue?
surrealpoker: still waiting for where i find out i played them slow...

ralsim10: you saw an A fall 2 people had you beat
surrealpoker: right, and you say i should have gone allin?
ralsim10: yep no one would have called
surrealpoker: lol
surrealpoker: you'll call a 185 raise with Ak, but fold when ace comes on flop to an allin
ralsim10: you might get lucky and someone with an ubder pair would call
surrealpoker: yer a riot
surrealpoker: seriosuly, i gotta write that one down
surrealpoker: or, i might get UNLUCKY and one of the 2 people with an ace call
ralsim10: what are you talking about are you drinking??
surrealpoker: especially considering the other genius called A8 to YOU Rallin

Dealer: Tell a friend about PartyPoker.com and earn $50 & 1000 Party Points. Your friend receives $25!

surrealpoker: i know yer above yer normal game here, but some people in the $200's actually HAVE a clue
ralsim10: you didn't on that hand
surrealpoker: now, the 30's and 20's where yo uusually, play, well, there people limp in with AKo and call 20% of their stack off with it....

surrealpoker: if you played a bit more aggressively and play as bad as you usually do, you bust me there
surrealpoker: but keep playing that pus.sy poker, you'll be fine

surrealpoker: ....yeah, yer folding on the flop if i go allin there....


***** Hand History for Game 1800187805 *****
NL Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:10750845 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Sunday, March 27, 01:27:21 EDT 2005
Table Table 11186 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 1: sylwiau ( $145 )
Seat 5: ralsim10 ( $2425 )
Seat 8: c1h6c8 ( $1130 )
Seat 9: instinct ( $960 )
Seat 6: terrypaden ( $880 )
Seat 3: surrealpoker ( $2225 )
Seat 4: TIM63 ( $1145 )
Seat 7: kashmoney12 ( $1090 )
Trny:10750845 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to surrealpoker [ Ks Js ]
TIM63 folds.
ralsim10 calls [100].
terrypaden calls [100].
kashmoney12 folds.
c1h6c8 folds.
instinct folds.
sylwiau folds.
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
>You have options at Table 12084 Table!.
surrealpoker checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 3s, 9s ]
>You have options at Table 13292 Table!.
surrealpoker checks.
ralsim10 checks.
terrypaden checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
surrealpoker bets [100].
>You have options at Table 13292 Table!.
ralsim10 calls [100].
terrypaden folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
>You have options at Table 13292 Table!.
surrealpoker bets [475].
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
ralsim10 calls [475].
>You have options at Table 14007 Table!.
surrealpoker shows [ Ks, Js ] a flush, king high.
ralsim10 doesn't show [ Td, Ad ] two pairs, aces and threes.
surrealpoker wins 1500 chips from the main pot

P.S. I knocked him out in 4th on my way to a win /images/graemlins/grin.gif

viennagreen
03-27-2005, 05:20 AM
why do you bother berating him in the chat box?

Daliman
03-27-2005, 05:29 AM
It started out that I just wanted to see what he meant, but then I figured I'd crab him out and use it against him later, which I did /images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Plus, as anyone can attest, I suffer fools badly. But I'm getting better.

viennagreen
03-27-2005, 05:35 AM
i mean--- i don't mind you sending him running back to the 50s and 100s where i have a shot at him, but if i was you, i'd want to keep him around

Nicok7
03-27-2005, 09:56 AM
Pretty funny, and thank god these people play poker, they are indeed a great part of our edge! (the A8 guy cracks me up). I personnally prefer to say NH and hope they keep playing this way. Sometimes I get dragged along in the conversation but it really affects my play if I am multitabling and If I get annoyed I could slightly tilt so again I prefer to let the fish believe he is right /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Well done folding anyway, obviously!

Degen
03-27-2005, 10:35 AM
yet another reason to turn table chat off

Degen

johnnybeef
03-27-2005, 10:51 AM
nice bad beat post /images/graemlins/grin.gif you're mine dali

Daliman
03-27-2005, 02:04 PM
[ QUOTE ]
nice bad beat post /images/graemlins/grin.gif you're mine dali

[/ QUOTE ]

It sucked, but I'm actually happy he played it so badly. If he played it aggressively, I go broke and don't win the tourney.


But you had me at hello, beefy boy.. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

shejk
03-27-2005, 02:16 PM
[ QUOTE ]
It started out that I just wanted to see what he meant, but then I figured I'd crab him out and use it against him later, which I did /images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Plus, as anyone can attest, I suffer fools badly. But I'm getting better.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmm. This could be an interesting conversation. I usually tell people that they suck when I make nice suckouts on them, like AQ-AK or 27-AT. A shame you most often take them out of the tournament when you do win though, cause the other times you can really tilt some guys.