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im still kinda drunk and all these foreign beers let me down. they just tasted bad to me.
i guess i'm just not a beer man
do you guys know of any fruity, non-carbonated alcoholic beverages? I want something that tastes like fruit punch but gets me drunk, but is just as easy to drink as hI-c
you know?
Shilly
03-27-2005, 01:34 AM
Try Boone's Farm.
Bob Moss
03-27-2005, 01:38 AM
Don't be a woman. Try different beers. Or be a whiskey guy.
Bob
i actually love seagram's wine coolers.
i find that at parties, all the girls drink these while the guys drink Beast or some other cheap beer.
PoBoy321
03-27-2005, 01:41 AM
I think that you're in the market for a Wine Cooler. Seagram's makes some good ones. They can be a little bitter sometimes though, so you'll probably want to wash it down some cum, you woman.
Grow a sack and drink some beer.
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IggyWH
03-27-2005, 01:46 AM
Make some Sangria...
To make good stuff it takes at least a day though. I never remember to plan that far ahead.
PoBoy321
03-27-2005, 01:48 AM
Yeah, after I posted this, I saw your response to the previous post.
In all seriousness though, if you're looking to find some type of fruity non-carbonated alcoholic drink, get ready to be called a bitch for the rest of your life. You're basically stuck with wine coolers and mike's hard lemonade.
One thing that you might want to look into is making jungle juice. It's generally just a mixture of Kool-aid and Everclear, maybe some other stuff. It tastes really good and fucks you up really quick. One mixture I know of is Kool-aid mix, 2 parts water, 1 part everclear, 1 part sprite. I forget if I got the ratios right, but give it a try.
i've had the soft drink version of that and loved it
oranges, lemons, and apples.
yum
good idea iggy
wine coolers are carbonated though.
but still good
i dont care about bein seen as a bitch. im not insecure like that.
im not gonna drink a drink that tastes like crap to me just to be more of a man, you know?
-dead
TheJunkyardGod
03-27-2005, 01:52 AM
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IggyWH
03-27-2005, 01:54 AM
Someone gave me a high life light once... I really thought I was drinking water.
Rob Blackburn
03-27-2005, 02:04 AM
You need to make up a batch of Purple Jesus(aka Hunch Punch, Pink Pussy, Faceplant, Rocket Fuel, PJ, Liquid Death, Paint Stripper...I think that is all the names I have heard it called).
1 5th of Grain Alcohol(Everclear if possible)
A whole bunch of fruit, let it soak for a hour or two.
add a whole bunch of diff. fruit punches(we liked the big juge of Hawaiian Punch for big batches, for small ones get about a dozen Jungle Juices)
Eat some fruit, drink some juice, get real f'ed up.
billyjex
03-27-2005, 02:11 AM
Reading your posts in this topic, that avatar is all the more fitting.
How old are you? The older you get, the more people seem to typically enjoy beer. I remember in high school alot of guys would drink wine coolers, but that's because they were little pussiees and didn't know any better.
my avatar was assigned to me by clarkmeister because i lost an ncaa bet to him.
i'm 20.
MEbenhoe
03-27-2005, 02:30 AM
my favorite beers (possibly worth trying as they all have somewhat unique tastes):
Newcastle Brown Ale
Hacker Pschorr Weiss
Killian's Irish Red
Corona
As far as other drinks, a properly mixed white russian will get you quite f'ed up while tasting very good at the same time. Maybe try screwdrivers? Or a nice mix of blue raspberry vodka and lemonade?
If you're really ambitious you can try a variation of blue kamikazes I made up. 1 part mandarin vodka, 1 part triple sec, 2 parts orange soda, drink as a shooter.
jesusarenque
03-27-2005, 02:32 AM
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my favorite beers (possibly worth trying as they all have somewhat unique tastes):
Corona
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If you are looking for a good Mexican beer that you can get in the US, try Pacifico, Negra Modelo, or Bohemia. All are better than than Corona.
SmileyEH
03-27-2005, 02:32 AM
Olde English is the bomb. But I feel like taking a break from binge drinking will do me good - will be taking a year off from college and this whole get drunk-try to get laid-suffer through the hangover next morning routine is getting boring.
-SmileyEH
Hey bro.
Nice avatar. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
MEbenhoe
03-27-2005, 02:34 AM
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Hey bro.
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I'm sad /images/graemlins/frown.gif
Seriously though, try a couple of the drinks I gave you, you should find at least 1 you like, and none of them are considered wuss drinks.
I don't care if it's a wuss drink.
I think I'll drink more wine coolers and the Sangria suggestion.
Makers Mark and Bushmills.
Leo99
03-27-2005, 02:54 AM
Seagram's black cherry. It's great if you want something alcoholic that tastes like soda.
brassnuts
03-27-2005, 03:19 AM
Since this is an alcohol-related thread and I don't feel like making a whole new thread just to say this, I figured I'd post it here. Just tried this for the first time a couple weeks ago. Jack Daniels + Apple Juice = the nuts.
judgesmails
03-27-2005, 03:25 AM
Try Zima, Cosmopolitans, Sex on the Beach, or whatever else girls and gay men are drinking.
lighterjobs
03-27-2005, 03:26 AM
the my little pony avatar makes this post that much funnier. drink milwakee's best light. you will probably like it.
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Try Zima, Cosmopolitans, Sex on the Beach, or whatever else girls and gay men are drinking.
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excellent suggestions. i'm afraid to ask for these at the bars though. i guess i'll make them myself.
Victor
03-27-2005, 03:31 AM
beer is so good
at this point, i only can drink beer or water. nothing else tastes good to me.
i wish i could like it as much as you.
it took me about an hour to drink 10 oz of it earlier. and it wasn't fun.
brassnuts
03-27-2005, 03:36 AM
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it took me about an hour to drink 10 oz of it earlier. and it wasn't fun.
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I wasn't going to say anything because... well some people just don't like beer I guess. But, man, you are a pussy.
judgesmails
03-27-2005, 03:44 AM
I did not know public perception was an issue.
In that case, order a vodka with cranberry and orange juice. I am sure this drink has a snappy name you can use at the bar. If not, make one up and then tell the bartender the ingredients of your drink. This might make you look cool.
Drink recipes and names (http://www.drinkalizer.com)
it's just that i don't want to get my ass kicked is all.
i'm not a big guy(5'9" 150 maybe) and ordering a drink deemed too feminine, well.
thanks for the site man
night
You may get laughed at but I doubt you are going to get your ass kicked because you like chick drinks.
radek2166
03-27-2005, 04:10 AM
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Try Boone's Farm.
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that should do it
ucfryan
03-27-2005, 04:16 AM
Corona tastes like pee. Killians is good, try Dos Equis Dark and Negra Modela, they're both good mexican beers. Yeungling Black and Tan is pretty different, but good, and a lot of people seem to like Sam Adams (I don't). Just experiment, you'll find something you'll like.
Btw, nice avatar. Lose a bet /images/graemlins/smirk.gif?
TheIrishThug
03-27-2005, 04:22 AM
just so u don't feel alone, i too am not really a fan of beer. granted i was raised on jungle juice and have only had what ever beer is in the keg.
but as others said, find a good mixed drink u like and ignore the ppl that call u a pussy.
Victor
03-27-2005, 04:25 AM
what i meant was
drink what you like.
GrekeHaus
03-27-2005, 06:11 AM
The answer to all of your problems is the white russian.
There will be no problems with perception since "The Dude" drinks them. Also, they're highly alcoholic.
Lazymeatball
03-27-2005, 11:42 AM
What's wrong with screwdrivers, vodka and OJ, or any hard alcohol mixed with a sweet juice or soda. Rum and coke's are good too for people who don't like to taste liquor, and it loses some of the carbonation when it gets mixed so that shouldn't be a problem. Although mixed drinks are seen as primarily girly in general, you shouldn't get an crap for ordering the above drinks. If you're at home, just make kool aid and add your favorite rum or vodka, make it as strong as you can tolerate it, as you aren't looking to savor it, but are just using it as a method to get crunked.
From what it sounds like in your beer experiment is that you are starting off a bit to complicated with some heavy and possibly bitter european brews. Drink something simple for a while like Miller lite, Budweiser, Molson, Amstel light, etc until you develop a taste for darker beers. Once you are proficient in drinking the above like water with breakfast you will be able to appreciate better beer.
Voltron87
03-27-2005, 12:25 PM
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I want something that tastes like fruit punch but gets me drunk, but is just as easy to drink as hI-c
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Trust me, you don't.
Matt24
03-27-2005, 12:59 PM
just get drunk a couple times on some real cold beer, it should only take a couple times to where it will start tasting fine.
Rushmore
03-27-2005, 01:03 PM
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i guess i'm just not a beer man
do you guys know of any fruity, non-carbonated alcoholic beverages? I want something that tastes like fruit punch but gets me drunk, but is just as easy to drink as hI-c
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Where, exactly, will you be having the gender reassignment surgery performed?
astroglide
03-27-2005, 01:14 PM
try a sloe comfortable screw if you're interested in the screwdriver route. it adds sloe gin (not traditional gin, it's like a strawberry schnapps) and southern comfort (peach and whiskey flavored liqueur) to it. just order a screwdriver and tell them to add sloe gin and southern comfort instead of using that name. you might be happy with a lot of drinks that involve sloe gin or add grenadine. tequila sunrise is a screwdriver with tequila instead of vodka and grenadine. etc. just look for those types of ingredients online.
don't order anything you haven't heard of otherwise you'll end up explaining the ingredients to the bartender because most of them don't know how to make many mixed drinks. i only know about it because i went to bartending school, and i actually went because i didn't like beer or wine and wanted something other than vodka to drink. it opened my eyes a lot but i still just order vodka/gin drinks (tonics, gimlets, etc) and occasionally something weird like bourbon and water.
Mr. Zero
03-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Before you give up on beer - try a Blue Moon or a Hacker-Pschorr. Both quality beers, but they have a sweeter finish. You might also like some other flavored wheat beers (i.e. cherry wheat). Newcastle has a mild malty flavor that you might like as well.
Please do not drink wine coolers or any derivative. Please.
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Please do not drink wine coolers or any derivative. Please.
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I'm drinking an AppleLicious Seagram's wine cooler right now.
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