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DangerGoodson
03-26-2005, 11:38 PM
1) 10 pm is approaching, and instead of SportsCenter I'm going to watch the exciting conculsion to the Minnesota-Baylor NCAA Womens Game. Thanks ESPN.
2) They're all bull-dikes. Now when I think of lesbians, I'll think of thier manly asses instead of this (http://adult.dvdempire.com/exec/v1_item.asp?item_id=47869)
3) My out of shape non high school varsity basketball playing self would be the best player in the country.

augie00
03-26-2005, 11:58 PM
Number 3 is the only legit reason on your list. I don't watch athletics for women in sports bras. You must have had too much Andre tonight.

Popinjay
03-26-2005, 11:58 PM
http://msn.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_bird.jpg

http://www.beerandshots.com/celebrities/Lauren-Jackson/lauren6.jpg

Seattle Storm rule.

billyjex
03-27-2005, 12:01 AM
The action sucks compared to men's basketball. I just don't see the excitement in seeing high school quality basketball on national TV with a bunch of tall, flat boobed chicks.

Now, if they just got a bunch of hot chicks to play basketball, I would watch. Even if they couldn't score a basket. Yeah.. Spike TV?

masse75
03-27-2005, 04:14 AM
I think it would make it more exciing if the winning team got to [censored] the losing team with strap-ons and was part of the post game show.

Tron
03-27-2005, 04:32 AM
4) Because they cut loose on a fast break and are driving to the basket and you're all like "OH [censored], SOMETHING CRAZY'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!" and they shoot a lay-up. How anti-climactic.

Michael Davis
03-27-2005, 05:06 AM
Women's basketball blows because the players don't.

-Michael

siccjay
03-27-2005, 05:07 AM
They shoot funny

jason_t
03-27-2005, 05:10 AM
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Women's basketball blows because the players don't.

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Are you a genius?