a test (don't bother reading this one)

[Effin_River1980]

Sorry all, I am using this as a test because I thought I'd sent out a previous, which didn't get through.

ER

[housenuts]

oh you were serious

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
Sorry all, I am using this as a test because I thought I'd sent out a previous, which didn't get through.

ER

[/ QUOTE ]

[memphis57]

[ QUOTE ]
oh you were serious

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I looked too. Do you also call down too much like I do?

[Tboner7]

When someone tells me not to do something, I just have to. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[mosquito]

What's really bad, is that this is my second reply.

I have to look at the new responses! LOL /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[bobdibble]

Fold pre-flop.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
Fold pre-flop.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not neccesarily, this is a fold or raise decision, but definantly not a call

[jimymat]

keep bumping this

[jedi]

[ QUOTE ]
keep bumping this

[/ QUOTE ]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!

[KidPokerX]

bump

[Justin A]

The answer is clearly 5/9.

[Onaflag]

Crap. I read it. I resisted as long as I could.

Onaflag.........

[jimymat]

bump

[Civiliste]

[ QUOTE ]
The answer is clearly 5/9.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you sure? I keep coming out with 42.

[Hattifnatt]

nh sir!

[PotatoStew]

Did I pass the test?

[TomRowe]

No. Do you see why?

[PotatoStew]

Because I didn't have the pot odds to reply?

[Onaflag]

Your pot odds were fine. It was your equity edge where you messed up. Geez!

Onaflag..........

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Ugh /images/graemlins/crazy.gif,
I can't stop myself from reading this one over and over. Please stop bumping it.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Ugh /images/graemlins/crazy.gif,
again it is on the top.

[Dirk Gently]

What did you think would happen?

[Jazza]

bump

[PotatoStew]

Bump. Do you see why?

[PotatoStew]

This thread should have been folded preflop.

[pottie]

This thread has huge implied odds.

[Shoe]

I agree.

[Justin A]

I'm still waiting for the test.

[Hattifnatt]

Me too

[barongreenback]

Ah. Now I know how I can get people to look at my threads.

/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Really funny! I thought there was a catch. Now, how many of you touches anything with a sign "WET PAINT"?

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The answer is clearly 5/9.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you sure? I keep coming out with 42.

[/ QUOTE ]

Which pattern mapper are you using?

[mostsmooth]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread should have been folded preflop.

[/ QUOTE ]
and its not even close

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The answer is clearly 5/9.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you sure? I keep coming out with 42.

[/ QUOTE ]

Which pattern mapper are you using?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sounds like the Deep Thought Pattern Mapper.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Really funny! I thought there was a catch. Now, how many of you touches anything with a sign "WET PAINT"?

[/ QUOTE ]

this is a really stupid question

of COURSE you have to touch the paint, how else would you know for sure it was wet?

and for that matter, the plates that you need to be carefull with since they are *allegedly* hot, need to be touched also to confirm they are indeed hot

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
and for that matter, the plates that you need to be carefull with since they are *allegedly* hot, need to be touched also to confirm they are indeed hot

[/ QUOTE ]

Could you please post some stats on this? I'm wondering about the EV of such an action. Have I been leaving burritos on the table by NOT touching the plate? I really need to work on my game.

Onaflag...........

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
Bump. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others give the reasoning, though
the answer is clearly obvious........

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
Have I been leaving burritos on the table by NOT touching the plate?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's possible. You need to make sure you take a value bite at the end. But I wouldn't eat too many burritos... if you do, you may have problems with the Big Bind.

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Have I been leaving burritos on the table by NOT touching the plate?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's possible. You need to make sure you take a value bite at the end. But I wouldn't eat too many burritos... if you do, you may have problems with the Big Bind.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's my leak. I bite it with the Big Bind. Although it hurts, I can usually pass it from the middle. What really gets me is when you have it with the Small Bind. Easy to get caught in a trap and wind up losing all your chits.

Ever had it with a button? Boy, that really hurts! It always winds up raising this thread right to the top. When will the madness end?

Onaflag.............

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Have I been leaving burritos on the table by NOT touching the plate?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's possible. You need to make sure you take a value bite at the end. But I wouldn't eat too many burritos... if you do, you may have problems with the Big Bind.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's my leak. I bite it with the Big Bind. Although it hurts, I can usually pass it from the middle. What really gets me is when you have it with the Small Bind. Easy to get caught in a trap and wind up losing all your chits.

Ever had it with a button? Boy, that really hurts! It always winds up raising this thread right to the top. When will the madness end?

Onaflag.............

[/ QUOTE ]

In situations like these I like to randomize my actions, if I look down at my burrittos and either one of them is been, I'll touch the plate, if not, I won't

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Really funny! I thought there was a catch. Now, how many of you touches anything with a sign "WET PAINT"?

[/ QUOTE ]

this is a really stupid question

of COURSE you have to touch the paint, how else would you know for sure it was wet?

and for that matter, the plates that you need to be carefull with since they are *allegedly* hot, need to be touched also to confirm they are indeed hot

[/ QUOTE ]

sometimes you can also smell the paint to see if it's wet. but then you end up with a spot of paint on your nose. so it all depends on whether you want wet paint on your hand or nose.

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
Although it hurts, I can usually pass it from the middle.

[/ QUOTE ]

In these situations it's usually best just to push all-in.

[Shoe]

We've got a lot of work to do, but I think if we put our minds to it we can make this the most viewed thread EVER!

[Robrizob]

I really don't think anyone's stack is deep enough here to give sufficient implied odds.

[Emmitt2222]

[ QUOTE ]
The selected post/thread has been added to your list. You will see this entry in 'My Home' until you remove it if you added it as a Favorite.

[/ QUOTE ]

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread should have been folded preflop.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, wouldn't that have been fun? Heck, my burritos are
getting cold now....

[Jman28]

bump

[Justin A]

This is definitely my favorite thread.

[ErrantNight]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Bump. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others elaborate.

[/ QUOTE ]

I fixed your post.

[Onaflag]

We're halfway to a flame.

Onaflag.........

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Bump. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others elaborate.

[/ QUOTE ]

I fixed your post.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks! You are great!

I'll let others elaborate......

[JinX11]

[ QUOTE ]
Crap. I read it. I resisted as long as I could.


[/ QUOTE ]

[invast]

bump!

[Jazza]

good bump

[PotatoStew]

nb (nice bump)

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Crap. I read it. I resisted as long as I could.


[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!


[/ QUOTE ]

Your rhyming does suck
But practice my son
All good things take time
and then comes the fun

We all want success
and be showered with riches
Play poker all night
And have fun with the bitches

But if words never come
to your mind when you try
You may have no talent
Do you see why?

Onaflag...........

[memphis57]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread should have been folded pre-flop.


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Thread Of The Year candidate?


[/ QUOTE ]

It just goes to show you, never fold pre-flop. Any poo can win.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread should have been folded pre-flop.


[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Thread Of The Year candidate?


[/ QUOTE ]

It just goes to show you, never fold pre-flop. Any poo can win.

[/ QUOTE ]

good point, some times you just gotta mix up your play

if you fold threads like these pre-flop every single time you'll be marked as an ABC poster, and you won't get any action on your other posts

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!


[/ QUOTE ]

Your rhyming does suck
But practice my son
All good things take time
and then comes the fun

We all want success
and be showered with riches
Play poker all night
And have fun with the bitches

But if words never come
to your mind when you try
You may have no talent
Do you see why?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others elabrate.....

[ErrantNight]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!


[/ QUOTE ]

Your rhyming does suck
But practice my son
All good things take time
and then comes the fun

We all want success
and be showered with riches
Play poker all night
And have fun with the bitches

But if words never come
to your mind when you try
You may have no talent
Do you see why?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others elabrate.....

[/ QUOTE ]

bad pomes are teh suck

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!


[/ QUOTE ]

Your rhyming does suck
But practice my son
All good things take time
and then comes the fun

We all want success
and be showered with riches
Play poker all night
And have fun with the bitches

But if words never come
to your mind when you try
You may have no talent
Do you see why?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

'Twas not a rhyme but
A series of puns for you
Now I try Haiku

[PotatoStew]

It's becoming increasingly obvious that this thread has no outs.

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
It's becoming increasingly obvious that this thread has no outs.

[/ QUOTE ]

You clearly haven't been looking for hidden outs.

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It's becoming increasingly obvious that this thread has no outs.

[/ QUOTE ]

You clearly haven't been looking for hidden outs.

[/ QUOTE ]

I can't see that......

[Onaflag]

This thread it fell
To past page one
I wrote a poem
My work is done

Your replies are dumb
They are so lame
If you keep it up
We'll get no flame

For a hundred it takes
To be a star
So keep on thinking
We ain't that far

This thread won't die
It never stops
Where the Hell are
The forum cops

Onaflag..........

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Resistance is futile.

Persistence is few. Tile.
Consistency through dial.
Conscript the she-shrew smile!


[/ QUOTE ]

Your rhyming does suck
But practice my son
All good things take time
and then comes the fun

We all want success
and be showered with riches
Play poker all night
And have fun with the bitches

But if words never come
to your mind when you try
You may have no talent
Do you see why?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll let others elabrate.....

[/ QUOTE ]

bad pomes are teh suck

[/ QUOTE ]

I believe the word you were looking for is, "the" spelled with the 'h' before the 'e'. Please try to be more careful next time.

[PotatoStew]

All your bad pomes are belong to us.

[mosquito]

Okay, so like, if I raise from under the gun, and like,
a bunch of people start betting and raising, and like,
I get all in, but, like, get sucked out on the river?

Where was my play bad, or like, was it right?

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
It's becoming increasingly obvious that this thread has no outs.

[/ QUOTE ]

clearly we are using this thread for meta-forum purposes, which is why we need no outs

[sexypanda]

One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

Onaflag...........

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
bump!

[/ QUOTE ]

[lilliwaup]

I came for poker
I resisted long time
Now I write haiku

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
I came for poker
I resisted long time
Now I write haiku

[/ QUOTE ]

Isn't a haiku 5,7,5? I might just be retarded though.

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
I came for poker
I resisted long time
Now I write haiku

[/ QUOTE ]

Wonderful! I'd like to see some.

Thanking you in advance.....mosquito

[Arnfinn Madsen]

oooh, i feel so naughty reading this "illegal" trend again.
/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[JinX11]

Flame is only 22 replies away.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

[ QUOTE ]
Flame is only 22 replies away.

[/ QUOTE ]

i deny to contribute.

[Richie Rich]

Thank you for wasting 20 seconds of my life. Bastard. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[ErrantNight]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread it fell
To past page one
I wrote a poem
My work is done

Your replies are dumb
They are so lame
If you keep it up
We'll get no flame

For a hundred it takes
To be a star
So keep on thinking
We ain't that far

This thread won't die
It never stops
Where the Hell are
The forum cops

Onaflag..........

[/ QUOTE ]

Your bad pome is teh suck. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2076273&page=0&view=e xpanded&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[Nick-Zack]

[ QUOTE ]
keep bumping this

[/ QUOTE ]

[Jazza]

Ha, once we get that flame we'll show all those people who said this thread should have been folded preflop

[motorholdem]

[ QUOTE ]
nb (nice bump)

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice bump....right..

That's pretty safe to say after every else said it. I didn't see you leading out with "nice bump" ahead of the field......oh NOOOO....you had limp in with "nice bump" in a late post.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
nb (nice bump)

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice bump....right..

That's pretty safe to say after every else said it. I didn't see you leading out with "nice bump" ahead of the field......oh NOOOO....you had limp in with "nice bump" in a late post.

[/ QUOTE ]

What would in your opinion be the right raise?
vnb (very nice bump)?
enb (extremely nice bump)?

[motorholdem]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually the place was Martinsville, not Morganville. The old guy that sold the white onions had a cousin named Morgan, and it seems the cousin was the coroner, minister, and self-appointed historian. The cousin was so mad after Alfred E Martin got his 15 year-old sister pregnant( and then ran off with the fat lady in the circus) that he changed the name on the county township map to Morganville, and then shipped it off all official-like to the county clerk and the National Geographic Society. Anyway, years later the fat lady had a kid with three eyes, (and an onion sized lump on the back of his knee that they called a Baker's cyst, but it really wasn't) and the kid saw the name Morganville (which he thought was Shelbyville) on a map in his grade 5 geography book. The kid didn't do nothin right away, bad after his fourth year in grade 5 he told the teacher that somthin was amuck (he really said that - amuck). His teacher checked it out with the county clerk and sure enough he tracked things back and found that the place never was Morganville.. Anyway, it also turns out the Matin guy never did get the 15 year-old pregnant, but did suffocate one night when the fat lady rolled over, and they ended up burying him in a family plot in Shelbyville, which used to be Martinsville or Morganville, depending on who you talk to....

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
nb (nice bump)

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice bump....right..

That's pretty safe to say after every else said it. I didn't see you leading out with "nice bump" ahead of the field......oh NOOOO....you had limp in with "nice bump" in a late post.

[/ QUOTE ]

What would in your opinion be the right raise?
vnb (very nice bump)?
enb (extremely nice bump)?

[/ QUOTE ]

I would have gone vnb here so that people thinking of coming in behind you have to call a vnb cold, thus thinning out the field

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

Onaflag...........

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually the place was Martinsville, not Morganville. The old guy that sold the white onions had a cousin named Morgan, and it seems the cousin was the coroner, minister, and self-appointed historian. The cousin was so mad after Alfred E Martin got his 15 year-old sister pregnant( and then ran off with the fat lady in the circus) that he changed the name on the county township map to Morganville, and then shipped it off all official-like to the county clerk and the National Geographic Society. Anyway, years later the fat lady had a kid with three eyes, (and an onion sized lump on the back of his knee that they called a Baker's cyst, but it really wasn't) and the kid saw the name Morganville (which he thought was Shelbyville) on a map in his grade 5 geography book. The kid didn't do nothin right away, bad after his fourth year in grade 5 he told the teacher that somthin was amuck (he really said that - amuck). His teacher checked it out with the county clerk and sure enough he tracked things back and found that the place never was Morganville.. Anyway, it also turns out the Matin guy never did get the 15 year-old pregnant, but did suffocate one night when the fat lady rolled over, and they ended up burying him in a family plot in Shelbyville, which used to be Martinsville or Morganville, depending on who you talk to....

[/ QUOTE ]

A few of the facts seem distorted. First, the fat lady, as you so rudely call her, was my mom. Her version of the suffocation was much different. She was in fact pregnant in 1963, which, by pure coincidence, was the year I happened to be born. Now, cousin Frank, who wasn't all that skinny himself, decided to find out once and for all if that mole on both of his parents face really ran in the family. Morganville was just too damn far to walk to get to the library where he could do some research. You see, 3rd cousin Tiffany (not the nearby town) worked there. She had the same mole.

To outsiders, it was pretty gross, but we were all used to it since everyine in town had the same "birthmark". Well, to make a long story short, it was uncle Ed who got drunk one night. In those days there were no cops. This was even before alcohol which proves Ed's genius. Anyway, the broad that stood him up turned out to be his wife. Later, that is. After Dad approved of his son marrying across the street. What the Hell? It was his brother's house, so what could be the harm. One more concubine is the way he saw it.

Anyway, the onion thing is traditionally part of this culture and I believe I have now proved it. Please do not misrepresent the facts of the white onion anymore.

Onaflag...............

[Onaflag]

Seems as good a place as any to brag, but I got my name on Cardplayer.com......whoooohooooo!!! I tried to qualify for the big tourney, but got nailed in 24th place. Making the money was sadly good enough for me. Next time, I hope they spell my name right.......

Hi MOM!!! (http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_tournaments/results.php?event_id=1340)

Special kudos to anyone who can get my last name correct.

Onaflag..........

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
Seems as good a place as any to brag, but I got my name on Cardplayer.com......whoooohooooo!!! I tried to qualify for the big tourney, but got nailed in 24th place. Making the money was sadly good enough for me. Next time, I hope they spell my name right.......

Hi MOM!!! (http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_tournaments/results.php?event_id=1340)

Special kudos to anyone who can get my last name correct.

Onaflag..........

[/ QUOTE ]

It's Shiosaka. Where's my kudos?

[NLSoldier]

9 more to go.

[PotatoStew]

All your bad pomes are belong to us (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2084769&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

[ErrantNight]

you can't provide two posts to the same string story like this. poor form.

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
That's pretty safe to say after every else said it. I didn't see you leading out with "nice bump" ahead of the field......oh NOOOO....you had limp in with "nice bump" in a late post.

[/ QUOTE ]

Obviously I was going for overbumps to build the pot.

[PotatoStew]

This thread has jumped the shark.

[Jazza]

good point, by cold-bumping you encourage others to come in to make this a mult-way thread

[pshabi]

mmmmmmm..... it does go well with the chicken.

Delicious again, Peter.

[TStoneMBD]

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[Chris Dow]

to quote Yoda (and to a lesser extent Errant),

"teh suck this thread was."

[TStoneMBD]

let me correct your english there;

"teh suck, this thread was."

you forgot your comma.

[Chris Dow]

Appreciate it.

[Emmitt2222]

.

[JinX11]

awesome.

[PotatoStew]

Can we stop now?

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
Can we stop now?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[motorholdem]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Can we stop now?

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no.

[/ QUOTE ]

This can't stop. Why? Because it's the "Seinfeld" thread, a thread about nothing. It's the perfect formula.

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
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Can we stop now?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about now?

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
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Can we stop now?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about now?

[/ QUOTE ]

Why? This is just starting to get good!

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
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Can we stop now?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about now?

[/ QUOTE ]

Why? This is just starting to get good!

[/ QUOTE ]

Now?

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
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Can we stop now?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about now?

[/ QUOTE ]

Awwww..... Okay. You may stop now.

Why? This is just starting to get good!

[/ QUOTE ]

Now?

[/ QUOTE ]

[Ianco15]

Yes.

Grats to all you guys who got this thing flaming. I've been watching it grow for about a week now. Slow and steady progress (and no content) earned you the flame.

[Jazza]

Potato Stew you need to quit posting here with your weak-tight mentality

[mother_brain]

Onaflag had less posts than me before this thread.

bump

[PotatoStew]

[ QUOTE ]
Potato Stew you need to quit posting here with your weak-tight mentality

[/ QUOTE ]

You're probably right... I need to be more aggressive. Rather than suggesting we stop this thread, I should instead be suggesting that we start several new ones just like it. That should definitely drive some people out of the pot, clean up some outs, increase my equity, and put hair on my chest. And it's not even close.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Potato Stew you need to quit posting here with your weak-tight mentality

[/ QUOTE ]

You're probably right... I need to be more aggressive. Rather than suggesting we stop this thread, I should instead be suggesting that we start several new ones just like it. That should definitely drive some people out of the pot, clean up some outs, increase my equity, and put hair on my chest. And it's not even close.

[/ QUOTE ]

don't go overboard, now it just looks like you're chip spraying

[lilliwaup]

moron i must be
i forgot a syllable
now i am flamed

the problem is my poetry is better than my poker

[KidPokerX]

This post is, without a doubt, the most amazing piece of material ever written.

[TStoneMBD]

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[JKetzer]

But it's not really a trifecta if you're 3-bet on the river, is it?

[pryor15]

bump. just doing my part.

[MarkL444]

what the hell is going on?

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[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
what the hell is going on?

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[/ QUOTE ]

VNH /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Chad97]

Bump

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what the hell is going on?

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VNH /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

No wonder this thread won't die.....

[NLSoldier]

[ QUOTE ]
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what the hell is going on?

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VNH /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

No wonder this thread won't die.....

[/ QUOTE ]

Whats up with that blemish on her left cheek?

[jwombles]

I want to kill myself...I read this all...damn you.

[jwombles]

[ QUOTE ]
oh you were serious

[/ QUOTE ]

In analysing the amazing success of this thread, I think it is the avatar and funny response of this gentleman, the first to reply, that got this thing going, with an honorable mention to Memphis response of "Yeah, I looked too. Do you also call down too much like I do?"

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
I want to kill myself...I read this all...damn you.

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahahahha

I smile inside every time some one reads this thread out of curiousity /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jman28]

bump

[ptmusic]

Ok, I'm in. Loose call.

-ptmusic

[oreogod]

[ QUOTE ]
what the hell is going on?

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[/ QUOTE ]

Holy crap! Bring on the PICS!!

Who is that and where do I get more?

[oreogod]

So I was on Party the other day and this hand came up...


Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with http://www.dotpattern.com/gamecard/jokers/acrobat/dot1ja1images/b11.gif, and a INSTRUCTIONAL CARD .
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (6 BB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero...</font>

[Jazza]

fold for deception value

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
So I was on Party the other day and this hand came up...


Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with http://www.dotpattern.com/gamecard/jokers/acrobat/dot1ja1images/b11.gif, and a INSTRUCTIONAL CARD .
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (6 BB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero...</font>

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Doesn't the instructional card contain a royal flush? Checkraise for value.

[jcmack13]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So I was on Party the other day and this hand came up...


Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with http://www.dotpattern.com/gamecard/jokers/acrobat/dot1ja1images/b11.gif, and a INSTRUCTIONAL CARD .
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (6 BB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero...</font>

[/ QUOTE ]

Doesn't the instructional card contain a royal flush? Checkraise for value.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should value-call your nuts here.

[ricdaman]

A picture speaks a thousand words...

http://www.electronicbugcontrol.com/bk80.jpg

[alThor]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So I was on Party the other day and this hand came up...


Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with http://www.dotpattern.com/gamecard/jokers/acrobat/dot1ja1images/b11.gif, and a INSTRUCTIONAL CARD .
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, Hero calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (6 BB) T/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero...</font>

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Doesn't the instructional card contain a royal flush? Checkraise for value.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should value-call your nuts here.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think this is like the Monty Hall problem.

alThor

[bukkrukk]

[ QUOTE ]
what the hell is going on?

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[/ QUOTE ]


Thank you.

[Justin A]

Sorry but I have to do this.

Bump.

[Schwartzy61]

I guess I'll start with an apology for bumping this but I have to enter this as the early front runner for the Best Thread of 2005. It is clearly the greatest for reasons known only to the posters who managed a robust 139 and counting replies in a thread that didn't have an actual original question! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess I'll start with an apology for bumping this but I have to enter this as the early front runner for the Best Thread of 2005. It is clearly the greatest for reasons known only to the posters who managed a robust 139 and counting replies in a thread that didn't have an actual original question! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

IT LIVES ON!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!

Onaflag............

[mosquito]

[ QUOTE ]
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I guess I'll start with an apology for bumping this but I have to enter this as the early front runner for the Best Thread of 2005. It is clearly the greatest for reasons known only to the posters who managed a robust 139 and counting replies in a thread that didn't have an actual original question! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

IT LIVES ON!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!

Onaflag............

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OMG-what have we done? LOL /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
IT LIVES ON!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

[johnnymac]

Just got involved in this thread and immediately knew I shouldn't of. I need to tighten up!

Joe

[cookie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what the hell is going on?

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[/ QUOTE ]

Holy crap! Bring on the PICS!!

Who is that and where do I get more?

[/ QUOTE ]
Here you go (http://babeline.webmok.dk/index.php)

[Grisgra]

Oh, I'll read it, and you'll like it, motherfucker.

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
IT LIVES ON!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!

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[AAeyes]

Well, I probably would've check-raised the turn, and having not done that I wouldn've capped the river, but this is only considering that I probably would've folded pre-flop, or else three bet. Other than that i like your line...

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
Oh, I'll read it, and you'll like it, motherfucker.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's -EV to hold grudges and go after a particular player

Effin River is a know LAG and you just paid him off

[memphis57]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Oh, I'll read it, and you'll like it, motherfucker.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's -EV to hold grudges and go after a particular player

Effin River is a know LAG and you just paid him off

[/ QUOTE ]

[Stork]

I'm suprised this thread only has 150 replies, I thought there might've been a chance of it surpassing the 'How Many Five Year Olds?' thread. Which rules, by the way.

[Jazza]

this thread ain't goin' anywhere baby

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
this thread ain't goin' anywhere baby

[/ QUOTE ]

I hear ya! And another thing......

Who's getting tired of that damn "Best Poker Advice" thread.

#1: Who friggin cares? We've read the bible.
#2: Poker advice comes from losers. Winners keep it to themselves.
#3: It's getting WAAAAY too many replies. This thread rocks!!!!

Onaflag.........

[Justin A]

The only time I ever check out the poker theory forum is to see how this thread is doing.

[ptmusic]

It's on my favorites list.

Ignore this post. I might edit it.

-ptmusic

[cookie]

[ QUOTE ]
It's on my favorites list.

Ignore this post. I might edit it.

-ptmusic

[/ QUOTE ]
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[free=good]

[ QUOTE ]
#3: It's getting WAAAAY too many replies. This thread rocks!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Sample size too small.

[Onaflag]

I believe this thread is now out of our human control and has been designated by the Poker Theorist Authorities as essential in delivering it's divine message. The trouble is, we have, at this point, no idea what this message is or who will deliver it.

I am sure (although I cannot reveal WHY I am sure) we are expected to find the purpose on our own and will be rewarded in terms of divine poker knowledge when we, as mere mortals, unlock the intentions through our replies.

I suggest, therefore, we refrain from OOT type responses, silly poems (did I do that?), and general support for the thread because the thread exists and instead consider the higher intent of this magnificent communication vehicle (the thread) by contemplating it's true meaning and, and, and, and, and, and.......damn, I just lost my train of thought.

What the Hell was I thinking?

Onaflag..........

[Apathy]

Could this be the most lenghthy useless thread in the history of 2+2...nah probably not.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
I believe this thread is now out of our human control and has been designated by the Poker Theorist Authorities as essential in delivering it's divine message. The trouble is, we have, at this point, no idea what this message is or who will deliver it.

I am sure (although I cannot reveal WHY I am sure) we are expected to find the purpose on our own and will be rewarded in terms of divine poker knowledge when we, as mere mortals, unlock the intentions through our replies.

I suggest, therefore, we refrain from OOT type responses, silly poems (did I do that?), and general support for the thread because the thread exists and instead consider the higher intent of this magnificent communication vehicle (the thread) by contemplating it's true meaning and, and, and, and, and, and.......damn, I just lost my train of thought.

What the Hell was I thinking?

Onaflag..........

[/ QUOTE ]

i think this is an excellent idea, you have just found a solid preflop strategy

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
I believe this thread is now out of our human control and has been designated by the Poker Theorist Authorities as essential in delivering it's divine message. The trouble is, we have, at this point, no idea what this message is or who will deliver it.

I am sure (although I cannot reveal WHY I am sure) we are expected to find the purpose on our own and will be rewarded in terms of divine poker knowledge when we, as mere mortals, unlock the intentions through our replies.

I suggest, therefore, we refrain from OOT type responses, silly poems (did I do that?), and general support for the thread because the thread exists and instead consider the higher intent of this magnificent communication vehicle (the thread) by contemplating it's true meaning and, and, and, and, and, and.......damn, I just lost my train of thought.

What the Hell was I thinking?

Onaflag..........

[/ QUOTE ]

You're absolutely right. There's a deeper meaning in here. I think the answer to our problems lies with getting David Sklansky himself to respond to this thread, only then will we have acheived true poker nivana.

[ptmusic]

[ QUOTE ]
...acheived true poker nivana.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your spelling makes me want to bump.

-ptmusic

[Jazza]

i will be the first to attempt to traverse this divine path of poker philosophy

think back to the first time we all played poker for money:

1-9 other guys voluntarily welcomed us to play them. now this says something, it is saying "we will let you play because we think we can beat you"

so if we knew what was good for us we would take their word for it and just not play, but did we? no

just as the OP has said "don't bother reading this", we read this

so in this thread burried somewhere lies the reason we all began poker, something we need to discover. and it's not just doing what we're told not too, i believe it's something deeper

and i will let others elaborate

[Onaflag]

[ QUOTE ]
i will be the first to attempt to traverse this divine path of poker philosophy

think back to the first time we all played poker for money:

1-9 other guys voluntarily welcomed us to play them. now this says something, it is saying "we will let you play because we think we can beat you"

so if we knew what was good for us we would take their word for it and just not play, but did we? no

just as the OP has said "don't bother reading this", we read this

so in this thread burried somewhere lies the reason we all began poker, something we need to discover. and it's not just doing what we're told not too, i believe it's something deeper

and i will let others elaborate

[/ QUOTE ]

Whoa, this almost broke my head. How would YOU feel about brain matter splattered all over your ceiling? Me too. That's why I read it slowly. That way, nothing intense will affect my brainular equilibrium too quickly thereby avoiding the dreaded headburst.

That said, I do in fact remember the first time I played for real money. I don't remember who it was with or whether the money was in fact negotiable, but to kids, what does it matter? Now that I think about it, were we kids at all? Could that have been a movie I saw that now phucks with my brains memory allocation? Speaking of that, what gets allocated doesn't always get shared. Would you disagree?

Think about that for a second (and no longer). You get allocated "x" number of pocket aces during your lifetime. What if you get X-10? Who got the extras? Did they make money over their lifetime?

What if you got X+10? Are you going to heaven by default just because you're lucky? I think not. I believe X+10 is a curse in a blessing's disguise. Overconfidence leads to cruelty. Cruelty is obviously a sin. So is doing the neighbor's daughter, but that's on another board.

The thing I'm trying to say is this: Never think that what hasn't been proven isn't provable. Think about this.

Onaflag...........

[mosquito]

Hey, I had to go to the store. Miss anything??

[Stork]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone...

[dfan]

I know I'm a newbie and all but I'm not all that impressed Effin. According to my PST* database, I am averaging 79 PP/100 over my last 26 posts. I know my sample size is small, but I really think I can maintain this rate and - who knows - maybe even increase it. I realize that some of the long time posters here claim that PP/100 above 50 is unsustainable, but I think my stats indicate they are wrong. Or maybe I'm just a natural. I welcome your thoughts and opinions.

*If you aren't familiar with it, PostTracker is relatively new software and is a fantastic tool for pinpointing any leaks you might have in your current posting strategies (www.posttracker.com (http://www.duke.edu/~rulmer/posttracker.html) ). Of course, PP is your Pointless Posts/100. It is usually recorded as PP/100, but PP/hr is also a useful stat to track. It depends on your question which one is better to use.

[ptmusic]

[ QUOTE ]
I know I'm a newbie and all but I'm not all that impressed Effin. According to my PST* database, I am averaging 79 PP/100 over my last 26 posts. I know my sample size is small, but I really think I can maintain this rate and - who knows - maybe even increase it. I realize that some of the long time posters here claim that PP/100 above 50 is unsustainable, but I think my stats indicate they are wrong. Or maybe I'm just a natural. I welcome your thoughts and opinions.

*If you aren't familiar with it, PostTracker is relatively new software and is a fantastic tool for pinpointing any leaks you might have in your current posting strategies (www.posttracker.com (http://www.duke.edu/~rulmer/posttracker.html) ). Of course, PP is your Pointless Posts/100. It is usually recorded as PP/100, but PP/hr is also a useful stat to track. It depends on your question which one is better to use.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank you for saving this thread from deviating into seriousness.

-ptmusic

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
...acheived true poker nivana.

[/ QUOTE ]

Your spelling makes me want to bump.

-ptmusic

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha, I suck. Nivana should be a new word to describe this thread.

[Jazza]

[ QUOTE ]
I know I'm a newbie and all but I'm not all that impressed Effin. According to my PST* database, I am averaging 79 PP/100 over my last 26 posts. I know my sample size is small, but I really think I can maintain this rate and - who knows - maybe even increase it. I realize that some of the long time posters here claim that PP/100 above 50 is unsustainable, but I think my stats indicate they are wrong. Or maybe I'm just a natural. I welcome your thoughts and opinions.

*If you aren't familiar with it, PostTracker is relatively new software and is a fantastic tool for pinpointing any leaks you might have in your current posting strategies (www.posttracker.com (http://www.duke.edu/~rulmer/posttracker.html) ). Of course, PP is your Pointless Posts/100. It is usually recorded as PP/100, but PP/hr is also a useful stat to track. It depends on your question which one is better to use.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
NO, NO! YOU DIDN’T!



There really is no hope for you, is there?


[/ QUOTE ]

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[oreogod]

So this dude starts one of the all time greatest posts and leaves us??

Actually I wonder if anybody has ever suffocated on a woman's labia before. That would be a darwin way to go, that or pulling a condom over your face to off your air supply (I can picture this being done during a convience store robbery. "[censored] nylons, we got spandex, latex, whatever the [censored] it is...!!")

Dont mock me.

[Always Rockets]

yesterday, i realized i have no left arm.

[McGahee]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
oh you were serious

[/ QUOTE ]

In analysing the amazing success of this thread, I think it is the avatar and funny response of this gentleman, the first to reply, that got this thing going, with an honorable mention to Memphis response of "Yeah, I looked too. Do you also call down too much like I do?"

[/ QUOTE ]

I would agree.
I also think that I'm the same age as the OeffinP.

[blaze666]

bumping is bad.

[Apathy]

Whoever makes the last post in this thread before it gets locked wins a prize!

[Stork]

Na Matt wouldn't lock it, although I'm waiting for him to contribute to it.

[jdl22]

[ QUOTE ]
Effin_River1980
stranger


Reged: 03/26/05
Posts: 4
Loc: Mountain View, CA

[/ QUOTE ]

Who do you think he reregistered as?

[Stack]

o

[memphis57]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Effin_River1980
stranger


Reged: 03/26/05
Posts: 4
Loc: Mountain View, CA

[/ QUOTE ]

Who do you think he reregistered as?

[/ QUOTE ]

We must find this guy - not that having fathered this thread shows any more merit than fathering any other welfare baby, but it no longer requires any merit to be famous, that rule was cancelled in 1991. There should be feature articles about him in the Sunday paper, a parade on his birthday in Mountain View for which poker aficianados travel far and wide, a special Effin River Texas Hold Em Tournament at the Horseshoe, and of course numerous artistic renderings of his name graffitied on the side of box cars for your viewing pleasure when the train stops rush hour traffic.

So how about it? Mountain View can't be THAT big. Let us gather there in our multitudes and go door to door in search of that fawker Effin River.

[Little Fishy]

I got 42 as welll... 42 is always correct especialy when the question is #2 on a DiffEq exam

[Little Fishy]

well done mys on... this thread rival's David's ones on christianity in the Psychology forums...

I appluad your ability to clog the blogs

[OrangeHeat]

I like Cheerios.

Orange

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[ricochet420]

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[Onaflag]

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I get this funny taste in my mouth everytime I see that picture. Kinda tastes like a computer monitor. Strange.

Onaflag........

[KidPokerX]

This post is genious!
I demand more!

[memphis57]

"Eek!" Penelope screeched as she raced through the old house in search of Curtis. "Aaargh! Eeeek! Curtis, help, help! Ohhhhmiiiigodddd, help me!"
Curtis stepped out of the dusty pantry he was examining just as Penelope raced by. He caught her in his arms and whispered soothing words into her ear as she cried on his chest.
"I saw it, I saw it again," she sobbed.
"Where?"
"In Father's old study. I was standing before the mantle, looking at the portrait of Mother, when it came out of the fireplace. It was hideous."
"There, there. Go ahead and cry, if it makes you feel better."
"Oh, Curtis, let's leave. This was a bad idea."
"Now, Penelope, we talked all about that. Your father may have been weak enough to abandon this fine old mansion to his delusions of a ghost, but now that we're married, I insist on getting to the bottom of this. There is no such thing as the supernatural. There must be a rational explanation. This is a fine old house and I want us to live here."
Hand in hand they walked back through the house, peering into nooks and crannies along the way. Sometimes Penelope held back and Curtis had to drag here along, but at other times Penelope's courage would shine brightly and she would walk by his side. She, too, did not fundamentally believe in the supernatural and wanted to clear up the mystery so they could live in the old house again.
Cautiously, they entered her father's old study. Curtis flicked the flashlight beam around the room - nothing to be seen.
"Where did you last see it?" Curtis asked.
"Over there by the fireplace," Penelope said, pointing. Curtis released her hand and went to the fireplace and began studying it in detail, looking for the faintest clue.
Just then the door to the study slammed shut, revealing the monster that had been hiding behind it. Penelope screamed and Curtis rushed to her side and shone his light on the apparition.
"Why, it's nothing but an old thread," Curtis said, running the light up and down the visible part of its length. At the end, it trailed away into the distance so there was no telling how long it actually was.
"Ohhhh, but it's the Thread That Wouldn't Die," sobbed Penelope, quivering in Curtis' arms. "Look at it, it's hideous."
Curtis studied the thread closely in the flashlight. In some few places, it seemed to be in fairly good condition, but most of it was decayed and foul smelling, simply rotted flesh that barely clung to the main thread.
The thread began moving toward the couple.
"Thread!" Curtis barked out, fearless and commanding. "What are you doing still alive? You should have died and rolled off the page months ago. Why are you still here?"
"I can't help it," moaned the thread, in an eerie, high-pitched, disconnected kind of voice. "People keep bumping me. Onaflag, Jazza, Justin A, Memphis, they just won't leave me alone. There's nothing I'd like better than to be able to lie still in my grave and get some rest. But, no, it's always bump, bump, bump. Just when I think they've forgotten me, it's bumpedty-bump again. Maybe after I've killed enough, they'll let me be."
And with that the thread wrapped itself around the horrified couple and slowly squeezed the life out of them.

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"Eek!" Penelope screeched as she raced through the old house in search of Curtis. "Aaargh! Eeeek! Curtis, help, help! Ohhhhmiiiigodddd, help me!"
Curtis stepped out of the dusty pantry he was examining just as Penelope raced by. He caught her in his arms and whispered soothing words into her ear as she cried on his chest.
"I saw it, I saw it again," she sobbed.
"Where?"
"In Father's old study. I was standing before the mantle, looking at the portrait of Mother, when it came out of the fireplace. It was hideous."
"There, there. Go ahead and cry, if it makes you feel better."
"Oh, Curtis, let's leave. This was a bad idea."
"Now, Penelope, we talked all about that. Your father may have been weak enough to abandon this fine old mansion to his delusions of a ghost, but now that we're married, I insist on getting to the bottom of this. There is no such thing as the supernatural. There must be a rational explanation. This is a fine old house and I want us to live here."
Hand in hand they walked back through the house, peering into nooks and crannies along the way. Sometimes Penelope held back and Curtis had to drag here along, but at other times Penelope's courage would shine brightly and she would walk by his side. She, too, did not fundamentally believe in the supernatural and wanted to clear up the mystery so they could live in the old house again.
Cautiously, they entered her father's old study. Curtis flicked the flashlight beam around the room - nothing to be seen.
"Where did you last see it?" Curtis asked.
"Over there by the fireplace," Penelope said, pointing. Curtis released her hand and went to the fireplace and began studying it in detail, looking for the faintest clue.
Just then the door to the study slammed shut, revealing the monster that had been hiding behind it. Penelope screamed and Curtis rushed to her side and shone his light on the apparition.
"Why, it's nothing but an old thread," Curtis said, running the light up and down the visible part of its length. At the end, it trailed away into the distance so there was no telling how long it actually was.
"Ohhhh, but it's the Thread That Wouldn't Die," sobbed Penelope, quivering in Curtis' arms. "Look at it, it's hideous."
Curtis studied the thread closely in the flashlight. In some few places, it seemed to be in fairly good condition, but most of it was decayed and foul smelling, simply rotted flesh that barely clung to the main thread.
The thread began moving toward the couple.
"Thread!" Curtis barked out, fearless and commanding. "What are you doing still alive? You should have died and rolled off the page months ago. Why are you still here?"
"I can't help it," moaned the thread, in an eerie, high-pitched, disconnected kind of voice. "People keep bumping me. Onaflag, Jazza, Justin A, Memphis, they just won't leave me alone. There's nothing I'd like better than to be able to lie still in my grave and get some rest. But, no, it's always bump, bump, bump. Just when I think they've forgotten me, it's bumpedty-bump again. Maybe after I've killed enough, they'll let me be."
And with that the thread wrapped itself around the horrified couple and slowly squeezed the life out of them.

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I get this funny taste in my mouth everytime I see that picture. Kinda tastes like a computer monitor. Strange.

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Well well well

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[Onaflag]

Anyone know how to fix a bite mark in an LCD screen?

Onaflag............

[Justin A]

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I have been having trouble lately trying to beat the $3/6 game at my local cardroom. I have been playing for about a year, read some five books or so, and consider myself a decent poker player with a students mind (generating $4/hr in sixty hours total). The problem is that in multiway pots, where you have several chasers going after different outs, a typically good hand like AK with top pair (or TPTK) seems to get frequently sucked out. I know I should embrace this, but I can only conclude that my strategy is flawed. I have been told to play more suited connectors in early and middle position, and avoid unsuited big cards unless in ideal situations (in late-late position, or with fewer than ____(?) previous callers). Am I correct in this reasoning? As you can tell from my name, it has been on my mind for a while now...lol.

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Look at the OP's first post on this forum. His thinking, brilliant in my opinion.

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I have been having trouble lately trying to beat the $3/6 game at my local cardroom. I have been playing for about a year, read some five books or so, and consider myself a decent poker player with a students mind (generating $4/hr in sixty hours total). The problem is that in multiway pots, where you have several chasers going after different outs, a typically good hand like AK with top pair (or TPTK) seems to get frequently sucked out. I know I should embrace this, but I can only conclude that my strategy is flawed. I have been told to play more suited connectors in early and middle position, and avoid unsuited big cards unless in ideal situations (in late-late position, or with fewer than ____(?) previous callers). Am I correct in this reasoning? As you can tell from my name, it has been on my mind for a while now...lol.

E_R

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Sorry all, I am using this as a test because I thought I'd sent out a previous, which didn't get through.

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Uh, stick it in her pooper? Sorry dude, it had to be said.

[jdl22]

Just want both tests to be on the top.

[Bob Moss]

This thread is not yet big enough.

Bob

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Big enough for what? It is certainly big enough to attract attention. Big enough so that the concept has now been stolen. Big enough that it's destiny cannot yet be imagined by mere poker mortals. Big enough for even Matt, the almighty thread locker, to have given in to the desire to forever prohibit the creation of another lame response.

The question is certainly not whether this thread is big enough. It becomes more of a wonderation of how big is too big. Sure, we may never know. That is now a possibility and I will humbly accept a non-answer, or better still, an incorrect statement whether it be well thought out or not. Does that make sense? Good.

So to the point of this reply. I believe, with absolute conviction of at least 35%, that this thread will continue to pulsate even though mindless replies rape the integrity of same. That being said, there is relatively little more to say at the moment.

Onaflag..........

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Big enough for what? It is certainly big enough to attract attention. Big enough so that the concept has now been stolen. Big enough that it's destiny cannot yet be imagined by mere poker mortals. Big enough for even Matt, the almighty thread locker, to have given in to the desire to forever prohibit the creation of another lame response.

The question is certainly not whether this thread is big enough. It becomes more of a wonderation of how big is too big. Sure, we may never know. That is now a possibility and I will humbly accept a non-answer, or better still, an incorrect statement whether it be well thought out or not. Does that make sense? Good.

So to the point of this reply. I believe, with absolute conviction of at least 35%, that this thread will continue to pulsate even though mindless replies rape the integrity of same. That being said, there is relatively little more to say at the moment.

Onaflag..........

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Where's my beer?

[Justin A]

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Bob

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Bump.

[astarck]

Trying to get my post count up.

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That should be spelled Mat, not Matt. One T, not 2. See the various forum pages that give his name.

Now, in a normal thread my comment might end there. In this thread, however, it seems appropriate to ask, Why not 2 Ts? After all, the thread title is a word with 2 T's, Test, that would be almost useless if you omitted one fo the two Ts (tes, est). So, I think it's a valid question, is Mat only half the man he would be with 2 T's? Or is he more than double, the new chic Mat spelled with one T, a paragon of efficiency, a man of few words and those to the point (Raise, Call, Locked, Banned)?

And how did it come about, this unique spelling of a common name. Surely it must be difficult growing up in the footsteps of a famous father (I presume he's the son of David) - so did David Christian him Mat like the boy named Sue so that he would be forced to grow up tough? Or was it, perhaps, an act of juvenile rebellion on Mat's part, the cause of numerous family arguments and the reason why his mother can be seen crying in his graduation pictures (after he insisted the documents be made out to one-T Mat)?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Jazza]

i found out two things in the shower this moring:

1) if you stand under the showerhead and cup your ears, it sounds like it's raining

2) be carefull if you brush your teeth in the shower, toothpaste on the unit tingles and feels like it's slightly burning, i won't make that mistake again

and welcome to the third century of this thread fellas

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One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

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I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

Onaflag...........

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Actually the place was Martinsville, not Morganville. The old guy that sold the white onions had a cousin named Morgan, and it seems the cousin was the coroner, minister, and self-appointed historian. The cousin was so mad after Alfred E Martin got his 15 year-old sister pregnant( and then ran off with the fat lady in the circus) that he changed the name on the county township map to Morganville, and then shipped it off all official-like to the county clerk and the National Geographic Society. Anyway, years later the fat lady had a kid with three eyes, (and an onion sized lump on the back of his knee that they called a Baker's cyst, but it really wasn't) and the kid saw the name Morganville (which he thought was Shelbyville) on a map in his grade 5 geography book. The kid didn't do nothin right away, bad after his fourth year in grade 5 he told the teacher that somthin was amuck (he really said that - amuck). His teacher checked it out with the county clerk and sure enough he tracked things back and found that the place never was Morganville.. Anyway, it also turns out the Matin guy never did get the 15 year-old pregnant, but did suffocate one night when the fat lady rolled over, and they ended up burying him in a family plot in Shelbyville, which used to be Martinsville or Morganville, depending on who you talk to....

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A few of the facts seem distorted. First, the fat lady, as you so rudely call her, was my mom. Her version of the suffocation was much different. She was in fact pregnant in 1963, which, by pure coincidence, was the year I happened to be born. Now, cousin Frank, who wasn't all that skinny himself, decided to find out once and for all if that mole on both of his parents face really ran in the family. Morganville was just too damn far to walk to get to the library where he could do some research. You see, 3rd cousin Tiffany (not the nearby town) worked there. She had the same mole.

To outsiders, it was pretty gross, but we were all used to it since everyine in town had the same "birthmark". Well, to make a long story short, it was uncle Ed who got drunk one night. In those days there were no cops. This was even before alcohol which proves Ed's genius. Anyway, the broad that stood him up turned out to be his wife. Later, that is. After Dad approved of his son marrying across the street. What the Hell? It was his brother's house, so what could be the harm. One more concubine is the way he saw it.

Anyway, the onion thing is traditionally part of this culture and I believe I have now proved it. Please do not misrepresent the facts of the white onion anymore.

Onaflag...............

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Onaflag...it just occured to me that if that fat lady was your mom, we could be related. OMG

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I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

Onaflag...........

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Actually the place was Martinsville, not Morganville. The old guy that sold the white onions had a cousin named Morgan, and it seems the cousin was the coroner, minister, and self-appointed historian. The cousin was so mad after Alfred E Martin got his 15 year-old sister pregnant( and then ran off with the fat lady in the circus) that he changed the name on the county township map to Morganville, and then shipped it off all official-like to the county clerk and the National Geographic Society. Anyway, years later the fat lady had a kid with three eyes, (and an onion sized lump on the back of his knee that they called a Baker's cyst, but it really wasn't) and the kid saw the name Morganville (which he thought was Shelbyville) on a map in his grade 5 geography book. The kid didn't do nothin right away, bad after his fourth year in grade 5 he told the teacher that somthin was amuck (he really said that - amuck). His teacher checked it out with the county clerk and sure enough he tracked things back and found that the place never was Morganville.. Anyway, it also turns out the Matin guy never did get the 15 year-old pregnant, but did suffocate one night when the fat lady rolled over, and they ended up burying him in a family plot in Shelbyville, which used to be Martinsville or Morganville, depending on who you talk to....

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A few of the facts seem distorted. First, the fat lady, as you so rudely call her, was my mom. Her version of the suffocation was much different. She was in fact pregnant in 1963, which, by pure coincidence, was the year I happened to be born. Now, cousin Frank, who wasn't all that skinny himself, decided to find out once and for all if that mole on both of his parents face really ran in the family. Morganville was just too damn far to walk to get to the library where he could do some research. You see, 3rd cousin Tiffany (not the nearby town) worked there. She had the same mole.

To outsiders, it was pretty gross, but we were all used to it since everyine in town had the same "birthmark". Well, to make a long story short, it was uncle Ed who got drunk one night. In those days there were no cops. This was even before alcohol which proves Ed's genius. Anyway, the broad that stood him up turned out to be his wife. Later, that is. After Dad approved of his son marrying across the street. What the Hell? It was his brother's house, so what could be the harm. One more concubine is the way he saw it.

Anyway, the onion thing is traditionally part of this culture and I believe I have now proved it. Please do not misrepresent the facts of the white onion anymore.

Onaflag...............

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Onaflag...it just occured to me that if that fat lady was your mom, we could be related. OMG

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Dude,

In Martin/Morgan/Shelby Ville, we're ALL related. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Onaflag........

[NLSoldier]

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That should be spelled Mat, not Matt. One T, not 2. See the various forum pages that give his name.

Now, in a normal thread my comment might end there. In this thread, however, it seems appropriate to ask, Why not 2 Ts? After all, the thread title is a word with 2 T's, Test, that would be almost useless if you omitted one fo the two Ts (tes, est). So, I think it's a valid question, is Mat only half the man he would be with 2 T's? Or is he more than double, the new chic Mat spelled with one T, a paragon of efficiency, a man of few words and those to the point (Raise, Call, Locked, Banned)?

And how did it come about, this unique spelling of a common name. Surely it must be difficult growing up in the footsteps of a famous father (I presume he's the son of David) - so did David Christian him Mat like the boy named Sue so that he would be forced to grow up tough? Or was it, perhaps, an act of juvenile rebellion on Mat's part, the cause of numerous family arguments and the reason why his mother can be seen crying in his graduation pictures (after he insisted the documents be made out to one-T Mat)?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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I have been wondering about this as well.

Bump in hopes that Mat will see it!

[Justin A]

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Big enough for even Matt, the almighty thread locker, to have given in to the desire to forever prohibit the creation of another lame response.

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That should be spelled Mat, not Matt. One T, not 2. See the various forum pages that give his name.

Now, in a normal thread my comment might end there. In this thread, however, it seems appropriate to ask, Why not 2 Ts? After all, the thread title is a word with 2 T's, Test, that would be almost useless if you omitted one fo the two Ts (tes, est). So, I think it's a valid question, is Mat only half the man he would be with 2 T's? Or is he more than double, the new chic Mat spelled with one T, a paragon of efficiency, a man of few words and those to the point (Raise, Call, Locked, Banned)?

And how did it come about, this unique spelling of a common name. Surely it must be difficult growing up in the footsteps of a famous father (I presume he's the son of David) - so did David Christian him Mat like the boy named Sue so that he would be forced to grow up tough? Or was it, perhaps, an act of juvenile rebellion on Mat's part, the cause of numerous family arguments and the reason why his mother can be seen crying in his graduation pictures (after he insisted the documents be made out to one-T Mat)?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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I have been wondering about this as well.

Bump in hopes that Mat will see it!

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I too would like to know. But more than that I'd like to know why 95% of the posters on this forum CONSTANTLY SPELL HIS NAME WRONG.

[NLSoldier]

Touche

[Justin A]

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[mosquito]

Who keeps bumping this thread? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[jimymat]

BUMP BUMP BUMP

[Ianco15]

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[Justin A]

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I couldn't stop laughing at this pic.

[Justin A]

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I do.

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[Skjonne]

U guys still there?

When will it snow?

[Atropos]

never again

[Klepton]

to this entire thread: nh

and also, just to add a picture

the worst beat ever:

http://www.tmgnow.com/IMAGES/impact00.gif

[Onaflag]

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Would this disrupt the Party lines? Is there a place I could go to play while the rest of the world was cleaning up? I bet this would surely get the fish! Speaking of fish, how many do you suppose would survive? That's all we'd need is a friggin meteor like this to kill off all the fish. They're already getting harder to find and an explosion would just make it even more difficult.

On another subject.......if the fish all died as a result, do you suppose the tables would get tighter? That'd suck. Can you imagine playing against a bunch of non-fish? We'd fold each other to death. No one would ever raise because a pre-flop cap would be rumored to have caused all this in the first place. Imagine a life with no raises. Dude, I hope that meteor stays right where it is, outside of our orbit. I'm a firm believer in the "Don't tap the glass" theory and this might just tap the glass a little too hard.

Speaking of which, I now wonder what the tax implications would be. Do you think maybe that along with the fish, the IRS would perish as well? What if they didn't? What if the only survivors were 2+2ers and the IRS. Who would win ultimate world domination? I suppose we could have a real "World Series" over it, but what would happen if we won?

We'd get so damn taxed that they'd be back in the game. Can you see this happening year after year? I propose we program bots to play for us against the IRS and we all migrate to the "Good Side" and play poker for eternity.

Trouble with that is the only people on the good side would be us and we'd have to fold every hand because a raise would devastate us again. Crap. I thought I had an answer for all this, but I guess I don't after all.

Onaflag.............

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Would this disrupt the Party lines? Is there a place I could go to play while the rest of the world was cleaning up? I bet this would surely get the fish! Speaking of fish, how many do you suppose would survive? That's all we'd need is a friggin meteor like this to kill off all the fish. They're already getting harder to find and an explosion would just make it even more difficult.

On another subject.......if the fish all died as a result, do you suppose the tables would get tighter? That'd suck. Can you imagine playing against a bunch of non-fish? We'd fold each other to death. No one would ever raise because a pre-flop cap would be rumored to have caused all this in the first place. Imagine a life with no raises. Dude, I hope that meteor stays right where it is, outside of our orbit. I'm a firm believer in the "Don't tap the glass" theory and this might just tap the glass a little too hard.

Speaking of which, I now wonder what the tax implications would be. Do you think maybe that along with the fish, the IRS would perish as well? What if they didn't? What if the only survivors were 2+2ers and the IRS. Who would win ultimate world domination? I suppose we could have a real "World Series" over it, but what would happen if we won?

We'd get so damn taxed that they'd be back in the game. Can you see this happening year after year? I propose we program bots to play for us against the IRS and we all migrate to the "Good Side" and play poker for eternity.

Trouble with that is the only people on the good side would be us and we'd have to fold every hand because a raise would devastate us again. Crap. I thought I had an answer for all this, but I guess I don't after all.

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Way way to much courier type for a thread of this magnitude.

[ptmusic]

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Can you imagine playing against a bunch of non-fish? We'd fold each other to death.

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The future is now.

It's called Interpoker Small Stakes.

-ptmusic

[Skjonne]

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never again

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Really?

[Supern]

This is just a test reply. Don't bother reading it.

[Dissident]

its like a magnet i must read these useless posts so ergo i must post as well. great thread!!!

[Chobohoya]

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[Skjonne]

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Sorry man.
I read it to test if I can read.
I can.

[Emmitt2222]

I want to test my signature, how does this stuff work?

[Emmitt2222]

Crap, are sigs suppose to show up under what you write or you they are useless? Im confused. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[mosquito]

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I want to test my signature, how does this stuff work?

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Sorry, you are supposed to start a new thread with that
junk......Keep replies appropriate to this thread, plzz.

[Skjonne]

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I want to test my signature, how does this stuff work?

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It doesn't.

When will it snow?

[therockofgibraltar]

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[Skjonne]

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Indeed. I'd like to "test" that

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One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones...

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I don't know what you're talking about. There were plenty of white onions in those days. You just needed to know where to find them. See, at the corner of the neighborhood, you know, near the trailer park, there used to be a guy who only sold white onions. Or were they the purple ones? Anyway, he could get whatever you needed, which is probably why the trailer tenants could never move out.

I remember walking to school with those kids. They used a different kind of money than us kids from the North side of the block. Had some funny bumblebees on them or something like that if I remember. Anyway, in grandma's attic one summer I found a whole box of them. It wasn't until I was older that I realized she must have come from that part of the neighborhood. Anyway, what I don't understand is why you'd want white onions for in the first place. Sure, they were "in vogue", but trying to hook up with a local girl was next to impossible. Unless of course you were around the South side of the block. Garlic wouldn't scare them off. No, sir.

Anyway....what was I saying?

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Actually the place was Martinsville, not Morganville. The old guy that sold the white onions had a cousin named Morgan, and it seems the cousin was the coroner, minister, and self-appointed historian. The cousin was so mad after Alfred E Martin got his 15 year-old sister pregnant( and then ran off with the fat lady in the circus) that he changed the name on the county township map to Morganville, and then shipped it off all official-like to the county clerk and the National Geographic Society. Anyway, years later the fat lady had a kid with three eyes, (and an onion sized lump on the back of his knee that they called a Baker's cyst, but it really wasn't) and the kid saw the name Morganville (which he thought was Shelbyville) on a map in his grade 5 geography book. The kid didn't do nothin right away, bad after his fourth year in grade 5 he told the teacher that somthin was amuck (he really said that - amuck). His teacher checked it out with the county clerk and sure enough he tracked things back and found that the place never was Morganville.. Anyway, it also turns out the Matin guy never did get the 15 year-old pregnant, but did suffocate one night when the fat lady rolled over, and they ended up burying him in a family plot in Shelbyville, which used to be Martinsville or Morganville, depending on who you talk to....

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A few of the facts seem distorted. First, the fat lady, as you so rudely call her, was my mom. Her version of the suffocation was much different. She was in fact pregnant in 1963, which, by pure coincidence, was the year I happened to be born. Now, cousin Frank, who wasn't all that skinny himself, decided to find out once and for all if that mole on both of his parents face really ran in the family. Morganville was just too damn far to walk to get to the library where he could do some research. You see, 3rd cousin Tiffany (not the nearby town) worked there. She had the same mole.

To outsiders, it was pretty gross, but we were all used to it since everyine in town had the same "birthmark". Well, to make a long story short, it was uncle Ed who got drunk one night. In those days there were no cops. This was even before alcohol which proves Ed's genius. Anyway, the broad that stood him up turned out to be his wife. Later, that is. After Dad approved of his son marrying across the street. What the Hell? It was his brother's house, so what could be the harm. One more concubine is the way he saw it.

Anyway, the onion thing is traditionally part of this culture and I believe I have now proved it. Please do not misrepresent the facts of the white onion anymore.

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What time does the bus arrive?

Does it stop in Oshkosh?

Will they stop for din-din?

Thanks.

[memphis57]

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Thursday.

Do you see why? If not, visit the Zoo a month or two ago in regard to Party Poker bonus timing.

I'll let others elaborate.

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Thursday.

Do you see why? If not, visit the Zoo a month or two ago in regard to Party Poker bonus timing.

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Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Thursday has nothing to do with snow. It's just a coincidence that even mathmatical wizards cannot figure out. Just because something happens at a certain time over and over again does not mean it will ever happen again. As a matter of fact, some things never happen when you'd absolutely think they should. Take Wednesday for example. Have you ever seen it snow on a Wednesday? You know why? Neither do I. I'd certainly like to know why the sun shines when I'm working and it rains like Hell when I'm fishing, though. Answer that and the world will finally be at peace.

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Thursday.

Do you see why? If not, visit the Zoo a month or two ago in regard to Party Poker bonus timing.

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Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Thursday has nothing to do with snow. It's just a coincidence that even mathmatical wizards cannot figure out. Just because something happens at a certain time over and over again does not mean it will ever happen again. As a matter of fact, some things never happen when you'd absolutely think they should. Take Wednesday for example. Have you ever seen it snow on a Wednesday? You know why? Neither do I. I'd certainly like to know why the sun shines when I'm working and it rains like Hell when I'm fishing, though. Answer that and the world will finally be at peace.

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RE: raining when you are fishing.

The general consensus is that it is due to your body heat causing more water vapor to rise off the water you are fishing, which reduces the water in the lake, river, or ocean, which then causes the fish to pray for rain.

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Simple - the reason is that fish are poor dancers. For proof I merely ask you to think about it, honestly and commonsensically. I mean, if they were good dancers, do you think they would be sitting at home, on the computer, playing Party Poker and pissing away money by losing-losing-losing while self-deluding themselves that they were just about to turn it around, and hence depositing another $200 is a good idea? Of course not. If they were good dancers, they would be out at a night club impressing girls, pissing away money by buying same drinks and flowers and dinners and self-deluding themselves that they were just about to find a girl who would go home with them and allow them to indulge in wild fantasies, hence buying that $200 set of concert tickets is a good idea.

Having thus established that fish are poor dancers (but don't make fun of them, you try being a good dancer with no feet), the rest is easy - I'm sure you all could see why now, but I'll elaborate just this once. When the fisherman ventures out in his boat with his six-pack and his pole, all the fish start doing a "make the drunk spill his beer and fall out of the boat" dance but, being poor dancers, it strongly resembles a rain dance and thus rain ensues. It's simple, really.

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Thursday......

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You lied!11!11!

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She used to be unpopular.

But then one night, she showed up to dinner with
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[oreogod]

Man these b*tch's are faaaaattt.

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[Justin A]

You ruined the best thread in 2+2 history.

[Onaflag]

It is true. Upon most time consuming reflection, I have discovered that the women shown in the above photographs are in no way connected to this thead in any way, shape, or form.

The simple absence of anything onion related is beyond the comprehension of my closest relatives who all follow this thread by way of interpersonal UHF RF 802.11z firespeed USB 2 point accelerated fibre technology better known to the uneducated as gossip.

Anyway, when gossip was introduced in the late whatevers, there was a breakdown in truth. This is common knowledge. It is written in the text of the most important book ever written. I'll make sure I link to it at the end of this post.

Anyway, the thing is, the onion, and the origin of it, including, but, of course, not limited to it, is the first and foremost authority, without exception, and with, naturally, all due respect, on all aspects, with limited deviation, of this thread.

Having said that, I will let others elaborate on the ineffectiveness of your hijacking attempt by posting pictures of the babes in the town before our bus stop. You obviously do not know the meaning of "taste". We are not a proud people and do not consider ourselves ugly by any means, but to show the few lucky individuals to our North in such a public forum forces us to cry out amongst the lambs and protest such hard realities by staying in tune with whatever injustices you conjur up.

Onaflag................

[qpwoei]

bump

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Good, simple, to-the-point post. Thanks!

-ptmusic

[Justin A]

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It is true. Upon most time consuming reflection, I have discovered that the women shown in the above photographs are in no way connected to this thead in any way, shape, or form.

The simple absence of anything onion related is beyond the comprehension of my closest relatives who all follow this thread by way of interpersonal UHF RF 802.11z firespeed USB 2 point accelerated fibre technology better known to the uneducated as gossip.

Anyway, when gossip was introduced in the late whatevers, there was a breakdown in truth. This is common knowledge. It is written in the text of the most important book ever written. I'll make sure I link to it at the end of this post.

Anyway, the thing is, the onion, and the origin of it, including, but, of course, not limited to it, is the first and foremost authority, without exception, and with, naturally, all due respect, on all aspects, with limited deviation, of this thread.

Having said that, I will let others elaborate on the ineffectiveness of your hijacking attempt by posting pictures of the babes in the town before our bus stop. You obviously do not know the meaning of "taste". We are not a proud people and do not consider ourselves ugly by any means, but to show the few lucky individuals to our North in such a public forum forces us to cry out amongst the lambs and protest such hard realities by staying in tune with whatever injustices you conjur up.

Onaflag................

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What part of northern California are you from?

[GrowsOnTrees]

Could you post the hand history?

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No he absolutely cannot. DYSW?

Will it ever snow?

[barry111]

test

[KKbluff]

(don't bother reading this one)